Spiral Knights - Hat Simulator - Hatted men at their finest. The best simulation of hats since TF2, and the lulziest guild around.

Hat Simulator - Hatted men at their finest. The best simulation of hats since TF2, and the lulziest guild around.

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Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:56

Aero-Shark

Greetings unhatted ones! I am the TOTALLY NOT EVIL Dr. Wily; or as Dr. Light would pronounce my name; Doctah Wahwee.

Are you a lover of hats? Do you wish to simulate hats on a daily basis? Do you live, breathe, and eat hats?

Of course you don't, you liar. If you did, you'd be in this guild. Shame on you!

Hat Simulator is obviously the best guild ever created. Why? Because we are hatted men.

"I buy hats! I am better than you!" -Words of a hatted man.

In all seriousness; Hat Simulator is a lulzy guild, looking to bring the Spiral Knights community the lulz they deserve. If you want a chill guild, where you can unleash your daily lulz; then simulating hats is the best option for you.

Please be warned; we do not take this game seriously. This guild is NOT for people who take this game seriously, nor is it for people who can't take a joke.

While we aren't a guild to take this game seriously because... well, it's a GAME; we are still a very active, and err... friendly guild!
No seriously. We're adorable. You'll wanna hug us and have our children.

We also do have a basic form of structure, as well as requirements.

Gear: 3* gear and up is preferred.
Literacy: Please know how to type. If you don't know how to type, please take typing lessons and possibly stuff your face with some Eggo's.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T: Find out what that means to me~!
Dedication: We want loyal members who are proud of simulating hats. If you do not have a love for hattery, then please find the nearest menu near you and hit "Leave guild."
Humor: Learn to take a joke, we don't appreciate butthurt people. Or you CAN be butthurt, and simply provide the rest of the members with more lulz about how butthurt you are.
Skelly Jelly set: DoctahWahwee looks around. DoctahWahwee looks around. DoctahWahwee looks around.

But the most important rule of them all: HAVE FUN! That's what this guild is all about! Games were created to relieve stress, not cause it. Hopefully, this guild can deliver that hilarity and stress relief we all deserve!

For more insight, check out our horribly outdated wiki page!:
http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Hat_Simulator_(Guild)

Now c'mon, and let's show everyone just who's wearing the hat around here!

Wed, 12/14/2011 - 17:38

Rihannon

Oh please, oh please, oh please!

A friend told me to read about your guild because they thought it would be a perfect fit for me. And, I've gotta say, after reading your description, I think it is.

Here are 3 solid reasons why you I think you could agree:

1) I mean, I hope you can agree, since I've used commas, apostrophes and the correct possessive form of "your" in this comment.

2) Beyond that, I 100% agree that this game is supposed to be fun and to do it, you've got to be around fun people.

3) Also, I personally own a polar bear hat, and a fox hat. If I could give them to my knight, I definitely would. And, she would definitely have the urge to dance.

Ta da! Three pretty solid reasons... which, in hockey, three scores by one player in one game is called a HAT TRICK!

Please let me know! I'd love to join!

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 02:20

Myllakka

-cheers-

Thumbs up for the good Doctah! All your threads make me laugh, and of course I automatically love anyone who likes hats anyway.

Remember my demand for pants? The best solution is obviously the age-old WEARING UNDERWEAR AS HATS trick. How could I possibly forget this beautiful fusion of hattery, trousery, and utter lulz?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 09:31

Whimsicality

Oh lordy

How in the world did I glance over this beautiful thread?

Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:36

Splatsalot

I'd like to join your guild,

I'd like to join your guild, and I think I'm an ideal candidate. Case in point: I'm bald and a huge baseball fan! Therefore, I'm always wearing a hat! Plus the fact that the only piece of costume I've bought for my character is a... wait for it... A HAT! Yes, ladies and gents, gals and germs, I'm a hat wearing fool!

I log on regularly. I live in the Central European Time Zone. And I'm a shield away from tier 3 access. I don't spend money on this game so I'm earning things the old fashioned way. I like the game but I'm not serious about it.

Hope to join soon!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 19:05

The-Thor

This guild for Hatted, legit people

I am in this guild and man! they are so good
i recommend this guild to anyone who wants to have a guild who is very helpful and chill
they will take care of you. They are the nicest people in the game

Good luck to the guild and others
forevermore, The-Thor

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 13:34

The-Thor

Bump

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:38

The-Thor

bumpity bump, bump

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 16:00

Lupinn

How...?

How am I s'posed to join? I hopped Havens and I made a sandwich following the instructions posted on the wiki page, but I still can't find anyone in the guild...

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 09:29

Whimsicality

I should check this thread more often.

Next time I get on, expect an invite to the guild! I do apologize for any inconvenience.

In other news, some unfortunate events have led the ol' Doctah to step down. Don't worry, I'm still around to keep things in order!

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 18:20

#10

The-Thor

???

WTF happened to doc????
I demend to know!!!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 18:29

#11

Whimsicality

Let's just say

A wizard without a hat stole his waffles. He needs his waffles!

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 21:19

#12

The-Thor

Agreed. I would think he wont

Agreed. I would think he wont be back for while we will miss him. His hat more than himself :P
Gosh people, you guys are p'ing me off. send some application.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:51

#13

Rangerwillx

Lulz..

I've got to admit..
This was, will be and is the best guild name ever. Congratulations.

You made me laugh.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 15:20

#14

The-Thor

That definitely made my

That definitely made my day..
we recruit Tier 2~3 players!!!!
Everyone in here will take care of you
We constantly do runs including well... everything.
We also do PvP
we have lots and lots of good Tier 3 players so you can look up to them
they can help you find recipes or even lend you money.. :)
Hey Whim, and Doctah, are you listening? I am now staying in this guild to guide the new hatted mans

Cheers,
-=(The-Thor)=-

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 16:18

#15

Whimsicality

EDIT

Disregard that post, everybody. Must be the Nyquil talking for me.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:24

#16

The-Thor

Gosh not a single

Gosh not a single application... I ned to do something
Thats right, Im putting a prize for random application. Hope you are the only one
posting cause IM gonna bring out the big guns
So start typing cause the chances are slim that you are going to get the prize
excluding the situatation when you are the only one posting xD
Quickly, expires until well, I get my Throne :)
Cheers,
-=(The-Thor)=-

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 00:26

#17

Windsickle

Can we join if we're not men?

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 08:55

#18

Whimsicality

But of course.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 14:34

#19

The-Thor

oF COURSE!!!! we accpet

oF COURSE!!!!
we accpet every~one

Sat, 01/21/2012 - 01:37

#20

Windsickle

So when you all say "man/men"

So when you all say "man/men" you mean "mankind" (are the Spiral Knights even human?)? So just "men = both/all?"

Sat, 01/28/2012 - 16:08

#21

Jiasen

Bumppity Boopity Bump

Sat, 01/28/2012 - 16:11

#22

Jiasen

Lul

This is truly the lulziest guild I have ever seen!!

Skelly Jelly FTW!!

Sun, 01/29/2012 - 06:57

#23

Teqr

What what good sir?

Afternoon gentlemen.
After downloading this game on a whim just to find something to do in my spare time I have realised that it is actually quite fun. To my delight, it even reminded me of one of my all time favourite game series! However, seeing as obviously have only been here for a few days I am finding it quite a lonely experience, bar a few experiences with the more talkative members of clockwork parties.

Therefore, now I have quickly reached tier2, I wish to join one of the more social and lulzy gulds; just to learn a few things and have a ton of banter in the process. Also. Hats.

Thank you, and see you ingame. (Hopefully)

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 17:00

#24

The-Thor

Good nice to see you :)

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:08

#25

Whimsicality

Not gonna lie

I almost forgot this thread existed!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 08:28

#26

Krispycake

Heu

I must BUMP this thread because this guild is sooo AWESOME!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

and also, /look

This forum needs a Skelly-Jelly icon!!

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:57

#27

Whimsicality

Hats is recruiting once more!

Looking for a guild that doesn't have silly recruiting requirements? Using weapons with no knockback, being fully 5*, getting in the LD top 10... Psh. is putting its hat back on! Knights of any rank are welcome to mingle with fine headwear enthusiasts. This is by no means an attempt to revive a dead guild. Guilds are lovely things, but don't you crave something that involves HATS? Yes, is back at it! Hat Simulator, because you know you need more hats.

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Hat Simulator - Hatted men at their finest. The best simulation of hats since TF2, and the lulziest guild around.