Jim Dale does not believe in Impostoclaus.

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Jim-Dale

Impostoclaus is fake, like Boswick and the moon landing.

Kwizzy's picture
Kwizzy
Kwizzy does not believe in

Kwizzy does not believe in Jim Dale.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
It's Nick. Imopstoclause is Nick.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/36809
Moostache. Toupee. Discuss.

Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Impostoclaus is fake, like Boswick and the moon landing.

And to think I ever looked up to you.

Kreuz-Drache's picture
Kreuz-Drache
Would being visited by the

Would being visited by the three ghosts of Christmas past, present and future; change your beliefs?

Justinbox's picture
Justinbox
Impostoclaus is fake, like

Impostoclaus is fake, like Boswick and the moon landing.

Retract that statement and BELIEVE.

"Yes Virg..I mean Jim-Dale , there is an impostoclause"

Playerman's picture
Playerman
...

Then please explain why there is a red jolly jelly cube with a mustache, toupee, pipe, and santy hat standing on a pile of snow in the Arcade...

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

Is Jim-Dale trying to be funny again? :p

I have never laughed at any of his posts. :/

@Jim-Dale

Read Kreuz-Drache's post, please. :)

Anakletos's picture
Anakletos
In soviet russia

Impostoclaus doesn't believe in you either

Debianlinux's picture
Debianlinux
If you approach the

If you approach the impostoclaus and attempt to converse with him you have already professed your belief and this is solidified by the fact that the only end to the conversation is that you do, in fact, believe.

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Bluescreenofdeath
@Debi Unless you believe that

@Debi

Unless you believe that the Impostoclaus is just a giant hunk of jello (maybe not jello, maybe plastic or glass, it doesn't jiggle) with a mustash jammed on and a hat... It doesn't move.

Debianlinux's picture
Debianlinux
Believing that why would you

Believing that why would you then try to converse with said inanimate object?

Kurapika's picture
Kurapika
;-;

He really does believe, but he is too scared to admit it. :)

Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
Jim Dale can deny beliefs by

Jim Dale can deny beliefs by pressing the x button instead.

Debianlinux's picture
Debianlinux
Fair enough, you are correct.

Fair enough, you are correct.

Mejezfeld's picture
Mejezfeld
Well, Jim-Dale better hope he

Well, Jim-Dale better hope he likes shirts and underwear because that's all he'll be getting as presents from now on.

Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
Jim Dale does not wear

Jim Dale does not wear underwear, like the Batman. There is no room.

Oakgear's picture
Oakgear
I will make him believe... (in something else)

You know Basher and Cancer
And Hancer and Sixen,
Sumet and Stupid
And Dinner and Splitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Adolf the red-nosed reindeer

Varja's picture
Varja
One word

Jim-Dale is a: SK Atheist

Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
Jim Dale does not have a

Jim Dale does not have a neck-beard and does not live with his mother.

Jim Dale instead celebrates Australian Christmas.

(also that's 3 words.)

Klotz
I'm pretty sure that it's not

I'm pretty sure that it's not Impostoclaus but NICKolaus.

Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Is Jim-Dale trying to be funny again? :p

I have never laughed at any of his posts. :/
You cannot call yourself human.