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Do you believe in Santa?

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Tue, 12/20/2011 - 21:49
Varja's picture
Varja

I'm not trying to be offensive, but...

I don't.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 13:55
#1
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
Nuuuu Santa is a pagan god!

Nuuuu

Santa is a pagan god! >:l

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 18:02
#2
Firehate's picture
Firehate
I Did... UNITIL I KILLED HIM.

I Did...

UNITIL I KILLED HIM.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 19:03
#3
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
:/

Of COURSE I believe in him!

HE RAN OVER MY GRANDMA!!

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 21:19
#4
Frocus's picture
Frocus
Nope :P

i stopped beilivng in him when i was bout in 3rd grade. mainly becuase i wished for world peace and it never happened. also i saw my parents carring in gifts at early in the morning like around 1:00am ish

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:05
#5
Omega-Shadow-Death's picture
Omega-Shadow-Death
Unbelievers

I shall kill all thou believe in Santa Claus with thee banstick of doom and despair. For thou know thou art no Santa Claus. There is only 1. Thee true ruler of Christmas past, present and future. Thy true ruler is....Impostocube.

*cough*
yeah
*cough*

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 21:14
#6
Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Blargh

While we're talking about Santa, why don't we talk about PONIES as well!
PONIES PONIES PONIEZ!
@Firehate Champion post, good sir.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 05:49
#7
Omega-Shadow-Death's picture
Omega-Shadow-Death
Rangerwill is the greatist

Rangerwill I have read many of your posts and they are (usually) very normal. No messing about, trolling, annoying. But now you have just become epic!!!
Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony!!!! FTW!!!!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 06:05
#8
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I believe in Santa.

As a child I believed. Then my brothers told me he went to jail. I asked a nun, who couldn't lie, and was told that he wasn't real at all. That parents made him up and Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, SOLEY. I was maybe 6 then. As I continued to grow up, I didn't believe. Now grown, I do believe again but in a different way. There is a Santa. He does give children presents. He puts donations in the Salvation Army's kettles. He pays off peoples lay-aways at Kmart. He helps and is kind to strangers. He even puts on a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle doing toys for tots runs on motorcycles. Santa is everywhere.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 07:52
#9
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Wat

I buy my own presents

Santa is simply my credit card

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