I ban Trobolta for not being seduceable and steals your cookie before you go.
The ban game.
Bans Trobolta for banning me and failing keep me out.
i ban you for banning yourself. and for being a coward.
Bans Fallconn for not understanding the gravity of the situation.
I ban you for making me sound dumb ;~;
To break this chain of ban backs (NO BAN BACKS)
Bans Varm for making me a tad bit confused.
i ban you for not being able to understand things....
Breathing
Sighing
Living
Existing
Owning a computer
Walking
Reading
Writing
Paying tax
Not stealing anything
Reading this
Thinking this is stupid
Trying to count these reasons in vain
Being named
Banning those who ban
Clicking on this thread
Looking at the sky
Still thinking this is stupid
Thinking of ways to evade the law
Trying to ban back
Being angry cause all of this is (probably) true
Bans Autofire for listing reasons used to ban people.
i ban you for banning someone who fires automatically.
I'm ban you because...ah why bother telling you why. You won't understand anyway.
Bans you for not telling me what it is that you banned me for.
Bans you for making complications in a sentence, but mostly for giving me a headache trying to figure it out
Bans you for not helping me get rid of the headache
Bans you for banning me because i dont know how to be rid a headache.
Bans you for not taking first aid classes
bans you because YOU didn't take 1st aid classes
Bans both of your for thinking that easing a headache has anything to do with first aid. Cmon it's just a headache. You prolly smelled on to many fumes.
For copying the last post and taking 1st aid classes.
EDIT: Bans you for posting faster then me
Bans you for blaming me because you got ninja'd.
Because you can only ban the 1 last poster not 2 last posters. Also violated the law.
So ban me. :D (in OP)
kay. THOU SHALT BE BANISHED FROM THIS WEAVE OF POSTED WORDS.
Bans Trobolta and Varm because I want to break the law.
I ban you for taking sides on an argument when you should be arguing both sides
I ban you for instigating arguments.
for making me post while in a thunderstorm.
Bans you for wanting to post during a thunderstorm. Surprisingly, there's one brewing up at my place.
Bans both of you for not being out in the storm.
i ban everyone because i can't focus on doing my homework
Bans you for doing homework so early. Teachers' really gotta stop giving students homework when they're on their holidays. :/
for agreeing that students need less homework.
Bans you for not trying to ban homework. Its stupid. Schoolwork should be done at school. Home work implies the work of home like cutting grass and weeding gardens. Teachers interfere with the parents rights when they send schoolwork home. And there's no teacher at home to guide the student through the learning process. Parents don't send the kids to school with dirty dishes to wash.
I can't ban Iamnoone like that D:
Quick someone ban me!
Swings the hammer and banned. Why? I dunno. I was in a hurry to ban you quickly.
for mistaking the ban stick for a HL2 crowbar.
I don't ban Varm. I impale him with the stick.
Trying to seduce me for the cookie.