Spiral Knights - Arrow in the Knee: Spiralized

Arrow in the Knee: Spiralized

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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:03

Softhead

From skyrim, we get the arrow in the knee jokes. Me and Psychodestroyer were speaking about arrow in the knee jokes. We thought up some based on SK NPCs. THEY ARE CRAPPY QUALITY! I USED PAINT!!!

Spiral Warden. He is like a guard. So he fits. http://www.imagebam.com/image/662ba1166373258
Rudkin. He doesn't exist and did him for fun. http://www.imagebam.com/image/a551e0166373274

More to come. Also, anyone can post their own arrow to the knee jokes and related pictures here.

P.S Should this be in Treasure Vault or General?

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:23

Psychodestroyer

I dunno, but...

I used to have a face, then I got a truckload of Snipes in the knee. (Boost)

I used to have a house, then I took some gremlins in the knee. (Vatel)

I used to be able to MAKE your weapons, then I took Feron's sword in my knee. (Kozma)

I used to venture into the clockworks like you, then the Core took my knee. (Feron)

I used to be able to collect Minerals myself, then I took a Desk-chair in the knee. (Werner)

I used to be my own bodyguard, then I took a Mecha Knight in the knee. (Bosco)

I used to be good for something, then I took a crapton of stuff in my knee. (Mecha Knight)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:27

Tom-Awsm

I used to make original

I used to make original jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:37

Softhead

Great!

Keep them coming!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:25

Theblah

I used to be unable to FUS RO

I used to be unable to FUS RO DAH! Then I lost all my originality and started making jokes like these.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:38

Ark-The-Monsta

I used to think Rocket

I used to think Rocket Puppies wearing Santa hats were cute, then I took a rocket to the knee.

True story, BTW :D

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:41

Softhead

No pics at the moment...

I used to be able to remove assessories without destroying them, then I took a flying hammer to the hands(Bechamazel)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:51

Windsickle

Love Puppy & ISB

Love Puppy: "I used to spread love in the Clockworks, then I took an Avenger to the axle."

Ionized Salt Bomb: "I used to blast shards into Beasts and Fiends, then I took a several second Charge time increase."

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 20:55

Traevelliath

...

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, then I took a brain to the head

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:26

Wolfkit

I used to be a spookat, but

I used to be a spookat, but then I took a dark ritual to the knee. (Konjuring Kat)

I used to have a crown, but then I took a sword to the blob. (Jelly King)

I used to stay still, but then I took a rocket to the face. (Roarmulus Twin)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:36

#10

Canozo

huh

Arrow to the knee is way to mainstream.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614971818322385198/79DBC36ED82DD8B80F4...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 22:27

#11

Usef-Berrys

I used to make arrow to the

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a arrow to the knee.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 23:34

#12

No-Thanks

Zelda

i used to be the Duke of the Almirian Empire, but then i took a needle to the knee

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 23:43

#13

The-Rawrcake

callahan to the knee still

callahan to the knee still wins. Expect OOO to add that to their game, all they care about is cosmetics.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 00:36

#14

Tantarian

Hasn't this joke been run to the ground already?

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 03:05

#15

Ysser

Sigh

Reddit ran this joke hard into the ground within hours of its insipid inception... any derivative jokes like this are just taking it subterranean.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 08:35

#16

Softhead

Meh

I just wanted to share these ideas. Now some dude make a new thread about this...

I used to be a Pit Boss, then I to a workforce clearance in the knee

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 06:43

#17

Martinsen

Skyrim sucks btw.

I like how most people use "to the knee", when it's "in the knee"

I'm certain, almost 90% of the users of this meme, didn't even try Skyrim yet.

Funny edits though.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 14:25

#18

Rouge-Rogue

I used to be a Lockdown

I used to be a Lockdown junkie like you, until I took a ((insert piercing sword here)) in the knee.

Also, I took this meme and threw it on the ground!

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 14:22

#19

Thimol

-----

I used to make original jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

lmao

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 16:37

#20

Usef-Berrys

I used to be a little girl,

I used to be a little girl, then I took a period to my womanly area

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 16:50

#21

Kingrt

lolwut

_I am used to be rich, but Punch took my knee.
_I am used to be a pro, but I took some lag in the knee.
_My friends are used to laugh at me, but they took my ASI VH DA in their knees.
_Vanaduke is used be to fat, but he took some needles in the knee.
_The core terminal elevator is used to be functional, but it took OOO in the knee.
_Vanaduke gate is used to be popular, but it took some fiends in the knee.
_Shadow Key is used to be expensive, but it took Halloween Update in the knee.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 17:01

#22

Xylka-Mkii

Ironic. I just bought Skyrim

Ironic. I just bought Skyrim today.

I used to have $10, then I found out about the Explorer pack.

True story.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 19:53

#23

Delvro

Now I'm just a Spiral

I used to be a Knight like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 22:47

#24

Isenfir

My favorites

"I used to be able to collect Minerals myself, then I took a Desk-chair in the knee. (Werner)"

My Favorite so far, this and one other actually made me laugh out loud, the other was

"I am used to be rich, but Punch took my knee."

Because translation errors make it all the better ^^ (unless he meant to write "took my knee")

I used to play minecraft, but then I took a Spiral Knights to the boredom ^^

Tue, 12/27/2011 - 00:22

#25

Ysser

raaah

Xylkia, that's not irony. That's what's called "coincidence".

This thread is a fine bottle of rageahol.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 06:26

#26

Softhead

The fourms are back!!!

I used have a twin, then he took a Divine Avenger in the face. (Roarmanuls twins)

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 07:41

#27

Debianlinux

I don't always make

I don't always make hybridized meme jokes but when I do I end up taking an arrow to the knee.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 09:54

#28

Softhead

Feed the thread! MORE!!!!

I used to be popular, then I took a Penta-Heart Trinket to the Face.(Guess who!)

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 00:50

#29

Psychodestroyer

Borrowed some pics. Hope the originals don't mind too much

http://i.imgur.com/v3Qw0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OPHW2.jpg

Fun fun. Paint Ftw.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:15

#30

Knight-Solaire

I'll just leave this here.

I'll just leave this here. Seems relevant.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:22

#31

Psychodestroyer

....

I used to care....

BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE :D

FYI, whoever made that youtube vid failed a bit, it's arrow IN the knee.

So THAT's Fus ro dah...ooooooooh.........

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:36

#32

Iron-Volvametal

Hmm...

I would make an Arrow in the Knee Joke, but I actually have the game, so I'm going to play that instead of making a stupid over-used "Meme."

SPOILER ALERT: The Guards don't even say that Phrase that much. I've only heard a Guard say this ONCE to me & it wasn't even on my Main Account. They just ask you if you could Sharpen their Blade or if you became a Werewolf, they say something about a Wolfish Grin you're making, NOT an Arrow to the Knee. Therefore, if you use this joke, but never Played Skyrim, you're going to be Disappointed REALLY Fast.

http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/newsfeed/000/209/026/...

Now, if you'll excuse me...

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/Sonic402183/TurdStorm.jpg

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 09:26

#33

Debianlinux

I used to think it was just a

I used to think it was just a joke, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:31

#34

Softhead

Bump

I am doing it for the sake of it.

I used to join young knights in their suicide trips, then I took a mace to the face.(FERON)

Not my Best.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 14:57

#35

Fallconn

ok......

i used to kill everything in sight then i took a falcon punch 2 the face :I

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:20

#36

Orangeo

I used to do nothing then I

I used to do nothing then I falcon punched fallconn in the face.

See what I did.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:36

#37

Psychodestroyer

I used to not see anything anyone did, then I saw Orangeo falcon punch fallconn in the face.

See what I did?

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:39

#38

Fallconn

.....

no can do the falcon punch 'cept me and falcon :U

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 16:08

#39

Darkbrady

D'aawww Iron, and here was me

D'aawww Iron, and here was me tempted to get the game JUST to hear that phrase! :(

Gotta say though..after all this time I spent wonderin' where that line came from after poppin' up out of nowhere...literally only found out yesterday. I guess spending a few weeks hearing it and having no context ruined the joke for me.

Although!
Wolfkit:
"I used to stay still, but then I took a rocket to the face. (Roarmulus Twin)"

Made me lol :3

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 16:15

#40

Juances

inb4 someone steals bad joke that may start another discussion

I used to kill knights then i took a nerf to the knee -Zombie

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 17:31

#41

Mirei

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/214/180/ArrowsToKnees.jpg

I'll leave this here.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 18:14

#42

Lemon-Neko

holy bleep on a bleep sandwich!

i got a norton pop up saying there was a virus on that first image link, not trying the second link sorry but funny pic anyway

was trolling images on the forums till i took a virus to the knee.

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