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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:23
#9201
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
I dunno, but...

I used to have a face, then I got a truckload of Snipes in the knee. (Boost)

I used to have a house, then I took some gremlins in the knee. (Vatel)

I used to be able to MAKE your weapons, then I took Feron's sword in my knee. (Kozma)

I used to venture into the clockworks like you, then the Core took my knee. (Feron)

I used to be able to collect Minerals myself, then I took a Desk-chair in the knee. (Werner)

I used to be my own bodyguard, then I took a Mecha Knight in the knee. (Bosco)

I used to be good for something, then I took a crapton of stuff in my knee. (Mecha Knight)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:27
#9202
Tom-Awsm's picture
Tom-Awsm
I used to make original

I used to make original jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 18:37
#9203
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Great!

Keep them coming!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:25
#9204
Theblah's picture
Theblah
I used to be unable to FUS RO

I used to be unable to FUS RO DAH! Then I lost all my originality and started making jokes like these.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:38
#9205
Ark-The-Monsta's picture
Ark-The-Monsta
I used to think Rocket

I used to think Rocket Puppies wearing Santa hats were cute, then I took a rocket to the knee.

True story, BTW :D

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:41
#9206
Softhead's picture
Softhead
No pics at the moment...

I used to be able to remove assessories without destroying them, then I took a flying hammer to the hands(Bechamazel)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:51
#9207
Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
Love Puppy & ISB

Love Puppy: "I used to spread love in the Clockworks, then I took an Avenger to the axle."

Ionized Salt Bomb: "I used to blast shards into Beasts and Fiends, then I took a several second Charge time increase."

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 20:55
#9208
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath
...

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, then I took a brain to the head

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:26
#9209
Wolfkit's picture
Wolfkit
I used to be a spookat, but

I used to be a spookat, but then I took a dark ritual to the knee. (Konjuring Kat)

I used to have a crown, but then I took a sword to the blob. (Jelly King)

I used to stay still, but then I took a rocket to the face. (Roarmulus Twin)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:36
#9210
Canozo's picture
Canozo
huh

Arrow to the knee is way to mainstream.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614971818322385198/79DBC36ED82DD8B80F4...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 22:27
#9211
Usef-Berrys's picture
Usef-Berrys
I used to make arrow to the

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a arrow to the knee.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 23:34
#9212
No-Thanks
Zelda

i used to be the Duke of the Almirian Empire, but then i took a needle to the knee

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 23:43
#9213
The-Rawrcake's picture
The-Rawrcake
callahan to the knee still

callahan to the knee still wins. Expect OOO to add that to their game, all they care about is cosmetics.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 00:36
#9214
Tantarian's picture
Tantarian
Uh

Hasn't this joke been run to the ground already?

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 03:05
#9215
Ysser's picture
Ysser
Sigh

Reddit ran this joke hard into the ground within hours of its insipid inception... any derivative jokes like this are just taking it subterranean.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 08:35
#9216
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Meh

I just wanted to share these ideas. Now some dude make a new thread about this...

I used to be a Pit Boss, then I to a workforce clearance in the knee

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 06:43
#9217
Martinsen's picture
Martinsen
Skyrim sucks btw.

I like how most people use "to the knee", when it's "in the knee"

I'm certain, almost 90% of the users of this meme, didn't even try Skyrim yet.

Funny edits though.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 14:25
#9218
Rouge-Rogue's picture
Rouge-Rogue
I used to be a Lockdown

I used to be a Lockdown junkie like you, until I took a ((insert piercing sword here)) in the knee.

Also, I took this meme and threw it on the ground!

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 14:22
#9219
Thimol's picture
Thimol
-----

I used to make original jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

lmao

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 16:37
#9220
Usef-Berrys's picture
Usef-Berrys
I used to be a little girl,

I used to be a little girl, then I took a period to my womanly area

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 16:50
#9221
Kingrt's picture
Kingrt
lolwut

_I am used to be rich, but Punch took my knee.
_I am used to be a pro, but I took some lag in the knee.
_My friends are used to laugh at me, but they took my ASI VH DA in their knees.
_Vanaduke is used be to fat, but he took some needles in the knee.
_The core terminal elevator is used to be functional, but it took OOO in the knee.
_Vanaduke gate is used to be popular, but it took some fiends in the knee.
_Shadow Key is used to be expensive, but it took Halloween Update in the knee.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 17:01
#9222
Xylka-Mkii's picture
Xylka-Mkii
Ironic. I just bought Skyrim

Ironic. I just bought Skyrim today.

I used to have $10, then I found out about the Explorer pack.

True story.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 19:53
#9223
Delvro
Now I'm just a Spiral

I used to be a Knight like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 22:47
#9224
Isenfir's picture
Isenfir
My favorites

"I used to be able to collect Minerals myself, then I took a Desk-chair in the knee. (Werner)"

My Favorite so far, this and one other actually made me laugh out loud, the other was

"I am used to be rich, but Punch took my knee."

Because translation errors make it all the better ^^ (unless he meant to write "took my knee")

I used to play minecraft, but then I took a Spiral Knights to the boredom ^^

Tue, 12/27/2011 - 00:22
#9225
Ysser's picture
Ysser
raaah

Xylkia, that's not irony. That's what's called "coincidence".

This thread is a fine bottle of rageahol.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 06:26
#9226
Softhead's picture
Softhead
The fourms are back!!!

I used have a twin, then he took a Divine Avenger in the face. (Roarmanuls twins)

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 07:41
#9227
Debianlinux's picture
Debianlinux
I don't always make

I don't always make hybridized meme jokes but when I do I end up taking an arrow to the knee.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 09:54
#9228
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Feed the thread! MORE!!!!

I used to be popular, then I took a Penta-Heart Trinket to the Face.(Guess who!)

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 00:50
#9229
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
:)

Borrowed some pics. Hope the originals don't mind too much

http://i.imgur.com/v3Qw0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OPHW2.jpg

Fun fun. Paint Ftw.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:15
#9230
Knight-Solaire's picture
Knight-Solaire
I'll just leave this here.

I'll just leave this here. Seems relevant.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:22
#9231
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
....

I used to care....

BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE :D

FYI, whoever made that youtube vid failed a bit, it's arrow IN the knee.

So THAT's Fus ro dah...ooooooooh.........

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:36
#9232
Iron-Volvametal's picture
Iron-Volvametal
Hmm...

I would make an Arrow in the Knee Joke, but I actually have the game, so I'm going to play that instead of making a stupid over-used "Meme."

SPOILER ALERT: The Guards don't even say that Phrase that much. I've only heard a Guard say this ONCE to me & it wasn't even on my Main Account. They just ask you if you could Sharpen their Blade or if you became a Werewolf, they say something about a Wolfish Grin you're making, NOT an Arrow to the Knee. Therefore, if you use this joke, but never Played Skyrim, you're going to be Disappointed REALLY Fast.

http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/newsfeed/000/209/026/...

Now, if you'll excuse me...

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/Sonic402183/TurdStorm.jpg

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 09:26
#9233
Debianlinux's picture
Debianlinux
I used to think it was just a

I used to think it was just a joke, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:31
#9234
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Bump

I am doing it for the sake of it.

I used to join young knights in their suicide trips, then I took a mace to the face.(FERON)

Not my Best.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 14:57
#9235
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
ok......

i used to kill everything in sight then i took a falcon punch 2 the face :I

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:20
#9236
Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
I used to do nothing then I

I used to do nothing then I falcon punched fallconn in the face.

See what I did.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:36
#9237
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
><

I used to not see anything anyone did, then I saw Orangeo falcon punch fallconn in the face.

See what I did?

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:39
#9238
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
.....

no can do the falcon punch 'cept me and falcon :U

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 16:08
#9239
Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
D'aawww Iron, and here was me

D'aawww Iron, and here was me tempted to get the game JUST to hear that phrase! :(

Gotta say though..after all this time I spent wonderin' where that line came from after poppin' up out of nowhere...literally only found out yesterday. I guess spending a few weeks hearing it and having no context ruined the joke for me.

Although!
Wolfkit:
"I used to stay still, but then I took a rocket to the face. (Roarmulus Twin)"

Made me lol :3

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 16:15
#9240
Juances's picture
Juances
inb4 someone steals bad joke that may start another discussion

I used to kill knights then i took a nerf to the knee -Zombie

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 17:31
#9241
Mirei's picture
Mirei
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/214/180/ArrowsToKnees.jpg

I'll leave this here.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 18:14
#9242
Lemon-Neko's picture
Lemon-Neko
holy bleep on a bleep sandwich!

i got a norton pop up saying there was a virus on that first image link, not trying the second link sorry but funny pic anyway

was trolling images on the forums till i took a virus to the knee.

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