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My Brief History (NOTE, contains A Psychotic Gremlin)

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Fri, 12/30/2011 - 09:02
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Jmtheawesome

The moonlight shed into the barred cell of the asylum, where I sat upright tied up in a straightjacket. I remembered the first knight I killed, ripped into two and left his remains in a closet. The second, got on my nerves when he instested on me giving him cr. I just choked him and threw him down the fountain. The third was the charm, I sliced him into 7 parts, two arms, two legs, his body, and cut his head into two. I had no mercy for them, let alone had more places to put their dead bodies.
"Tee hee hee hee hee..." I murmured to myself, laughing in a psychotic voice.
The door slid open with a soft creak, I looked in that direction, smiling.
"Time," The guy growled, grabbing my neck an pulling me along.
When he wasn't looking, I bit his hand, and didn't let go.
"AH!" He yelled, waving his hand to get me off, bad mistake as his own hand was ripped out of his arm, blood dripping down my mouth.
I leapt to my height and dashed down the hall, jumping off a medical cart into the air and landing on another knight, squeezing his eye out as he landed on the floor.
"GET HIM!" The siren blared, I smiled as I grabbed a nearby knife and cut myself loose, and scalvaged a sword from the knight's corpse. I ran down another hall, this time with a couple knights armed and ready.
"POP GOES THE WEASLE!" I yelled, still smiling as I took a bullet to the arm and dodged the other one, grabbing a medical knife and throwing it at the knight on the right, the left knight looked away from me to have a calibur slice his head into two.
"Hee hee hee..." I laughed in the glitching lights, red, flashing on and off.

(SOME OTHER GUY'S NARRATIVE)
"Sir, who escaped?" I talked to the scientist working at the computer.
"A gremlin, name was Jm, he escaped 4 minutes ago," As he pointed to a profile picture showing a gremlin with a wickedly psychotic smile on his head, with it tilted in a weird way. The profile was as follows.

Name: Jm

Blood type: ???

Race: Gremlin

Notes: Apparantly kills his victims in an otherwise macabre way, he also has extreme hyperactivity and never seems to lose energy, note, he is VERY DANGEROUS.

I knew this wasn't good.

(MY NARRATIVE)
"FOOL!" I yelled at the Knight attempting a gunshot at me, with another one coming from my back. I moved out of the way for his Callahan to meet with the Knight's head, blowing it apart as blood and metal dropped onto the floor with squishy and metallic thumps.
"Hee hee hee.." I cackled, laughing as I swept the foot of the next one, dragging him into the air vent, screaming as I threw him into there, with the fan on.
I ran down the next hall, hoping to find the exit, sure enough, the blood red sign was hanging by the doorway.
I stepped outside, and found myself surrounded by knights with their guns armed and ready.
"Surrender, or die.." The gaurd ordered, pointing his Callahan straight at my head. I just smiled, and waited for the frist bullet to come at me.
"One.." The knight ordered, bringing out his sword.
"Two.." He started to bring it up.
"THRE-" He was about to bring it down when he was interuptted with a tackle to the stomach, followed by a number of stabs following to his head and heart. Bullets started to fly at me, I dodged them with relative ease, ducking under the fire as I used the shield of the fallen knight. I leapt up into the air blocking every hit, I came down on a knight and snapped his neck.
"HEE HEE HAA HEE HAA!!!" I laughed in the moonlight, taking on the other 6 dozen with ease, and before long, the field was full of dead bodies. I dropped the shield, and started to walk to the town square. I was ready to strike again. :)
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I was nimble, I was quick, I jumped over the candlestick.
I grabbed their heads and twisted their necks,
I waited on the side of the road for my victim next.
I sat on the fountain, covered by a deep hood.
Stay away from me, it will do you good.
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.... :)

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:03
#1
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Jmtheawesome

This is good. I acctulaly like Psychotic characters. I'm guessing he is a Emberlighter who went up to Haven as anyother gremlin aligned with the Grand Colony would be killed on sight. Beggers would make you crazy, I know.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:04
#2
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Jmtheawesome
Nope

Thats me in a nutshell. :D

O_e

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:08
#3
Softhead's picture
Softhead
O_O

I think we will be friends easily...
(Psychotic smirk)

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 12:05
#4
Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
CREEPY

really weird and creepy <_<

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:59
#5
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Duskfinder
@_@

Ahhh I find this relaxing.....

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 16:46
#6
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Valorai
It's such I peaceful fanfic

It's such I peaceful fanfic filled with a psychotic gremlin thats going to come in your room at night, laugh and stab your head.

(Or, he might be in your closet.)

Anyway why was he in a hospital? Everyone knows hugs are the best medicine.
'

P.S. I want to see this guy dance!!!

DINNER TIME!!!

I Shmell bacon......

(Psychotic laugh) AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! BACON!!!! *Stabs Duskfinder and takes his bacon*

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:32
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Blindshot
Oddly enough.....

This feels as though a random character from a scary fan-fic comes alive.
And my mind just puts everything in detail........ I'm dead. X.X

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 20:45
#8
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My-Alts-Alt
Jm?

well, thats actually pretty darn accurate.
Except.. thats not a hospital.
Its an asylum, where you know, you put mental people in?

~The Producer

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 21:04
#9
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Duskfinder
WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS?

My Bacon? My PRECIOUS BACON!! don't worry my children, daddy will get u back.... And we will be together FOREVER.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 22:49
#10
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Nechrome
No! How can it be? Someone

edited

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:52
#11
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Jmtheawesome
Tee hee hee hee...

just wait for it...
When your not looking..
i might come out of an alleyway..
and..
chop..
chop..
chop you up! :)
_<______________×
BAD NEWS
There will be a huge delay on chapters.
GOOD NEWS
Im not going to post "pictures"

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 21:21
#12
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Jmtheawesome
TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Segment # 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8pcxE6U9k&feature=related
Also, The music video is NOT OF MY OWNING, and I DO NOT OWN any and ALL material contained in it.
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"HEY YOU!" Some knights called from behind me, I struck another fine grin from myself and lashed out with my Striker, pining one knight to the floor and stabbing his eyes out, blood and flesh dripped off the blade as I licked the blood myself, looking at the other knights with a "normal" smile, before quickly disposing of them. 8) I walked a little while around Haven, until I found a nice and comfy area to reside in, on a tree a kilometer off the ground. A few hours passed, and then I realized...
I was hungry.
I dropped down the branches, to discover someone left a Troika.
"Hee hee hee... mashed and eaten..." I thought quietly, rubbing my chin with my bloody glove, before some lights on the edge of my vision made me turn to see some knights in the distance, around a campfire.
"Tee hee hee hee.." I giggled, laughing as I crept up the tree again.
From the distance I could see three knights around the campfire. I licked my lips.. and hand as I pondered a way to get them away from eachother. I grabbed a small stone, and threw it in the distance, making sure it made some branches crackle and leaves rattle.
"What was that?" A knight got up from the group, and started to walk right below my tree, making sure nobody was looking, I striked.
I brought down my Troika to leave it in his midsection, tearing away from his skull.
"Hee hee hee hee.." I giggled, dragging his bloody and exposed body into the bushes, when I heard another Knight come along.
"Hey Kel, were's Gef?" The other Knight asked, getting up as well.
"I dunno," They both shrugged, and turned their backs.
Bingo.
I slashed the first one so his top and lower body fell in different directions, and tackled the other one to the tree, nailing his left arm to it with my striker.
"Hee hee hee hee.." I giggled, licking the blood as it trickled down his armor in a steady trickle.
I started to stab again and again, muffling him by choking him at the same time with a strong forearm grip.
I stood backward, and let his body (parts) fall to the ground in a neat little pile.
Dinner was served. 8)

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 21:31
#13
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Moar!!!

Kill you psychotic monster, kill!!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 22:32
#14
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Idespawn
Lol.

Nice story, but a little too...bloody for me.

"Bullet to the arm"
> Arrow to the knee

olololol

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 16:20
#15
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Well stil.... Hugs would have

Well stil.... Hugs would have been good.

(Chews on Duskfinders bacon)

And Necro? Just no...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 05:37
#16
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Jmtheawesome
Another Post? ____________| I

Another Post?
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I was running in the forest after I set a stolen Big Angry Bomb in the Auction House. I ran past tree and shrubs that were all a green blur to me. I finally met the edge of a cliff, where a Spiral Quartermaster and 4 other knights caught up.
"You're surrounded, you can either run and die, or put your hands up and die," He growled.
"Meheheheheheh..." I laughed, putting up my hood as I started towards the first knight, he trembled as my smile became stronger by the second.
Then, mayhem. I ran in front of the quartermaster, he brought his sword out in time for me to pin him to the ground. I laughed ferociously as he attempted a side-strike with his Leviathan Blade. He attack hit, but where it hit was a surprise to me.
The sword. It off my hands, and part of my forearm.
I backed away and stared at my exposed bones with a cold fury, before I realized the cleavage was a perfect blade.
"Heeheeheeheehee.... HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" I yelled out loud, before I launched at one knight, digging my wrist one into him as he shrieked with terror, I retracted them to find numerous veins hanging by their threads with blood still flowing in them.
"Retreat!" The General yelled, the knights running away as I pinned the General to the ground, raising my wrist one in fury.
"You wanna know the story of how the butcher makes Bacon?" I laughed, before I cut his neck cleanly.

Somehow along the way, I built mechanical hands for myself, attaching them to my wristbones as a replacement.

That is why I always wear gloves.

Thu, 01/19/2012 - 21:08
#17
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Jmtheawesome
Halloween anyone?

It was nighttime, the silent howl of the silver moon gashed across the sky like an open wound, bleeding rapidly. It was late October, the knights all dressed up for the occasion. I decided I should join. I took out a bloody tarp which was what I slept in and on for the last couple of days. I cut out two eye holes and made myself a cruddy ghost costume. I walked into town square, the knights holding bags of candy. I stole a couple, biting into them to find their taste RIGHT below the number one thing I like to eat. Knights. Some random knight called me, and said my costume was stupid. Then, when no one was looking, I stabbed him in the chest and hid him in my costume. 

I laid his body on the fountain, the moonlight above almost ironic. I took out my Striker, and gave a wicked glare before I chopped his head off. I saw the way knights make jack o lanterns this time of year, so I cut a hole in his head, taking out the brains. I lit the small candle I had and stitched it to the inside of the hollow head, already have cleaned the areas his eyes should have been. Before long, I had a knight jack-o-lantern all to myself.
Care to buy one?

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 01:52
#18
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
this reminds me of cupcakes.

this reminds me of cupcakes.

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 05:17
#19
Jmtheawesome's picture
Jmtheawesome
Cupcakes?

I have some that have Knight Brains in them.
Or maybe some eyeball sprinkles...
And a dash of internal intestines..

Fri, 01/20/2012 - 09:28
#20
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
CUPCAKES

the MLP kind. (WARNING: CONTAINS A PSYCHOTIC PONY)

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 09:43
#21
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Idespawn
@Fallen

Lol.

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On the other hand, I would like to buy some.
Err, does this cover it? *Hands a bronze bolt*

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 11:15
#22
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
i'll slay you :C

bring it Jm!

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 16:13
#23
Jmtheawesome's picture
Jmtheawesome
TEE HEE HEE HEE.........

Just watch where you step..
from elevator to the depth..
'cause if you ever try ot go alone..
Ill tear your flesh to the bone..
Cut off your leg and cut off your head..
just moments and seconds until your're dead.

Wed, 01/25/2012 - 16:19
#24
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
ahem...

what part of i'm invincible do you not unda stand foo? (just got done reading the other side it was pretty good it took me like....30 mins to read the whole thing)

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