Echo of Silence Troll Awards for 2011:

Well it has not been a full 1 year of Echo of Silence being a guild, but I think its about 9 or 10 months give or take. As a guild we decided to have our own troll awards for members of Echo of Silence. The panel is made up of me, myself, and nj us three took hardtime thinking who deserves these prestigious awards, and well who is the best troll of them all??

So brace yourself folks its time to take a journey into the era of the troll in Eos:

Our First Category --- Best Female Troll in Echo of Silence:

We didn’t have a lot of people competing for this since lets be honest Echo of Silence is a sausagefest. We like our sausage big and long, with a juicy after taste, so that really scares off the women in this game, since well big sausages are something to fear along with our Bromance ←- Notice the capitalization. So this troll has to be the most feared in Echo of Silence has to be able to out troll majority of the guys, and well would have make sure she is always in charge of all of us.

This Year Winner is:

Providence ---May her trolling take her to better places in Echo of Silence (really she has to go) she scares the _____ out of me. One day I was Provi I was like omg join Eos (back in Beta), I regret asking her ever since she been trolling all of the guys in Eos and bullying us until we cry. Tears is what Provi lives off of being nice to Provi is like being nice to the Grinch you just cant do it since she so EVIL.

Second Award ---- Rising Troll:

This award is for the most up-and-coming troll in Echo of Silence. This category has a lot of competition for sure. To be the rising troll you need to show all of the members in Echo of Silence you are up for the challenge. You need to troll each and everyone of us to death. This is a very hard award to win in Echo of Silence all of us thought no one would of achieved this award this year, but we were trolled by the great ____. (Cant tell you guys yet), but lets say this person trolled the ___ out of everyone in Eos.

Examples:

Player x: I want pets in Sk

Player y: Omg I do as well it be so cool to have a snipe follow me around

Troll: This game does not need pets if you really need one go get a dam dog.

Player x and y: =(

This award goes to 1 of the best silent trolls in Eos: Mup Mup aka Muppet <3.

Third Award ---- Best Duo:

Now in this award you need to show that you have the brains to work together and well troll the living ______ out of your fellow guild members. This is one of the hardest things to achieve since well lets be honest team work and trolling is hard your always scared that you will be trolled by your teammate. The winners of this award this year are Providence and Repartee. Now you ask to yourself, what did these two do? I was surprised they teamed up together as well since Providence hates Rep with a passion the reason he stayed a recruit for about 8 months was only because Providence hated Rep.

So what did Provi and Rep do to achieve this award?

Providence has a passion to have all the Eco drops in this game. So, I asked her how many she has I thought she said 2.5k I was like yay I got 3.8k I so beat her…..it ended up being 25k….So I decide to just buy all of them I can get my hands on….little I knew these two teamed up against me and SPREAD LIES about me over the trade channel and we got the price of eco drops to go up to about 15 crowns + an added ce bonus….Rep started going in trade channel telling people I beat dogs up I do evil things….so by the time I realize this since no one is trading me everyone is trading Provi and Rep I just ended up giving up, and sold all my drops to them for a whooping 180k Crowns =).

Fourth Award ---- Best Silent Troll:

The one troll most people don’t know about in Eos is Moonsoon. He like those silent farts you don’t hear them, but those things are deadly especially coming out of Dogrock that’s just a nuke going off, but back on topic. Moonsoon is a silent troll in Eos all he does is his side commentary and oh boy is it hurtful lol. He the sweetest and most sexiest player you will meet in this game, but Oh boy is he a dam troll. He trolls muppet by calling her a mute…..then tells us to give us anytype of sign showing us that she is a mute. Wow Moon you probably made her cry good job.

Grats to Moonsoon.

Fifth Award ---- The Best Troll in Echo of Silence

Okay, I know you guys are all wondering who the hell is the best troll in Eos. Cmon Muppet won, Moon, Provi, Rep, and so many runner-ups, but Nj who the hell is the best troll in Eos?

Okay, well the best troll in Eos is ME NJTHUG, just kidding I don’t troll at all I am the nicest player in this guild. No, really the best troll in Eos is Tantarian.

This guy is the most sneakiest troll ever when he trolls you don’t even know you been trolled until its too late and your looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking wow I actually fell for that _____. The reason Tan won this award is for him trolling every officer, every guild master excluding himself, and all the members (vets etc.) in the guild. Tan pulled this off so secretly none of us knew it was him until he told us. So, a person we will call them Crazy applied for Eos, and all of us in Eos decided we will decline this applicant I made it really clear to everyone DO NOT INVITE CRAZY to Eos. Two days later, I am bored in my Finance class, so I decide to log-in for two minutes on Sk. So I log-in, and see our guild list, and low and behold Crazy is in Eos. So I log out go onto steam and send out a few text msg’s as well asking people who invited Crazy into Eos? None of us know and we are all like wtf who was stupid enough to do this. People get back to me telling me Nj you cant be serious your f’ing with us…..Im like dude go online check for yourself etc., and everyone like WTF (reminds me of that song), but in the end Rep kicked Crazy, but oh wow Crazy just went Crazy on his rear. Tan log-ins and I ask him if he has any idea this guy cracking up saying me Oh I thought it be so funny if I invited him just to see everyone’s reaction. DAM YOU TAN oh and Gratz sxy <3.

Most Trolled in Eos:

1. Xerox
2. Fallout (Silly Aussie Sk is for Americans)
3. Njthug
4. Muppet
5. Rep/Provi (tie)

Nicest Person Who Wont Troll:

1. Redsg
2. Ooolon
3. Xerox
4. Ahly
5. Regulus

Rising Star Trolls (The Future of Eos):

1. Muppet
2. Choobski
3. Fallout
4. Wow we have no real future.

Troll Who Trolls you without knowing your being trolled (Long rear title):

1. Dogrock

Gratz to everyone in Eos <3 keep up the trolling guys.