Chis was having knightmares last night and Jim Dale could not tell him enough stories of war to make him fall asleep.

"Chris-child is weak. Jim Dale used to have problems like this. Jim Dale used to only be put to sleep by rocks exceeding 15 pounds." said Jim Dale.

"Dad, I have knightmares because of a forumer's fanfiction!" said Chris

"Jim Dale warned you about the terrors of fanfiction. No son of Jim Dale reads fanfiction. Only audiobooks."

"But the stuff about Magnus? I feel it might be true."

Jim Dale remained silent for a few moments.

"Jim Dale would normally not accept Jim Dale's kin being homoman, but Jim Dale wishes the best for Chris and Chris has no other friends. Chris can be friends with furry man, but Chris must promise to become strong unlike that other son."

"Why do you keep calling Dogrock weak?"

"No son of Jim Dale will have scrawny toothpick arms like Mike Dawson."

"So I can marry Magnus? Hooray!"

"Yes, Chris a good soNO WAIT"

Jim Dale could not change Chris' mind because Chris had already left the Jim Dale house. Jim Dale guesses there will be a wedding soon. Jim Dale doesn't know when. Jim Dale is afraid.