Willing to sell not one, but two pre-made Stone Tortoise shields. Neither one was crafted with a UV, so they're going for a discounted price of 20k crowns!
But wait, theres more!
Message me in game after 10pm EST with your desire to buy the shield, and mention the words "Talking Time," and get 2k off the original price.
IGN: Morbidcoffee
Please please please please please do me a favor and make an infomercial for your sales.
"Are you tired of blocking with inadequate shields?" Show someone getting trounced using the starter shield.
"Try our new and improved Stone tortoise shells." Show awesome montage of pure shield PWNAGE!
"Now made with 30% more baby tortoise skin!"
"But wait, theres more!..."
I'm going to need this on my desk ASAP... Also I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.