My worst encounter was with this one guy who would not shut up, as demonstrated in the photo below.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/43/screenshot20120108at422.png/
Check out the chat, the guy was so frustrating.
My worst encounter was with this one guy who would not shut up, as demonstrated in the photo below.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/43/screenshot20120108at422.png/
Check out the chat, the guy was so frustrating.
oh darn, I thought this was about how to troll in lockdown...
well...as long as I'm here. I don't do this that often but sometimes I like using my tier 1 armor while I wait for the beginning of a match. I think I got a few people like that lol. Though I think sometimes this worked against me as some people quit before the match actually started.
I helped another player shiverlock the exit to their "locker" for almost an entire match. They were all in vog.
At one point you could vortex your own team in the locker hallway. Didnt do that but if you search the forums I am sure it would pop up.
I get in a game, and there is a guy at the other team in Wolver Cap/Coat, a Blazebrand and an alchemer (Mk II). The obvious reaction is "OMG, they're screwed with this guy there", but...
He goes recon and he's REALLY good at it; camping a control point and trolling you until you got a death mark, making you chase him away from the CP; He even killed me a couple of times and I was "WTF?!" Of course, if he was unlucky enough to get hit by my frustrated swings he was instantly dead, but in the end, I believe that he wasn't dead weight to his team. He helped them put up a really good fight and ultimately win the match.
So yes, I got trolled by that guy. Hard.
Aemicus should probably insta-quit if he sees me in a match then because I have a nasty habit of very vocalling airing my grievances about LD and it's various absurdities and yelling at 4-bars-connections Wolvers with Flourish/Snarblein between revives and matches, and said Wolvers are generally too busy winning and ruining everyone else's fun to care/respond/complain. Or they're responding with "U MAD BRO".
I'm not actually trolling in that case, though. I'm just mad.
I once met someone who kept joining LD matches and quitting if the bribe prize wasn't a Bombhead Mask, and when we told him to stay and help his team instead of leaving he called us a bunch of freeloading t2-runners and talked like a thirteen-year-old boy.
Since i have ash tail and grand flourish, some guy said: "great, we have jmsa. He'll make up for the noobs.
i was insulted, but didnt say anything. In the end, i was surprised to see i got 7.5k dmg, (which is alot for me) whereas he got 3k dmg. LOL
Thats sounds like a compliment to me jmsa, he probably ment you will do good and make up for the noobs on the team?
i am a lockdown troll :D got gunner setup so i just spam trollaris and everyone rages. GO ME!
The Scottish in your name just makes it that much fitting.
"At one point you could vortex your own team in the locker hallway. Didnt do that but if you search the forums I am sure it would pop up."
Derr. Once I did that. I was charging my electron charge, accidentally dropped it (3 times. How do you accidentally drop a bomb 3 times? O.o), and sucked me and my entire team into it in the lock room, giving the ememy a total head start. We lost the match. But my team was cool about it. :)
What else...
Recently, fought against this guy who seemed to enjoy swearing a lot. He'd always be like "Aw, @#$&# my team sucks. I sure gonna #^$&%^#ing lose," or "$%#$^ you idiots! You #^$# made me lose! I'm the best player here! God, why do I always have the noobs... " or "Haha! Take that, you #^$*#^! We beat you #^$*& team! All because of my epic pro skillz! Everyone else fails!" Needless to say, I reported him (I think).
Less recently, there was this Teir 1 nub in teir 2 LD with only an autogun. He kept charging it. I kept killing him. Heck, once he walked out of the locker room with his auto gun charged, and I instantly killed him.
I also killed someone(s) with shock before. :) My shock bomb works wonders. It killed someone inside his locker room when he went to heal from the shock once. I didn't even know that was possible.
Could it be considered collaborative trolling when I joined a game and EVERY SINGLE PERSON was skolver / BTB / GF / Recon? Not a lick of diversity, minus one time where one guy out of uniform was in snarby armor.
no, I think that would just be called a normal game lol though there was some originality there if you say a few were recons.
What people don't seem to get is that a team with an even mix of guardians, recons, and strikers is harder to beat than a team of full strikers.
there are only two trolls possible:
1. toothpicks ( as no thanks stated above)
2. credit card warriors XP
Just because you can't play with good strikers doesn't mean they are trolls.
Ahem: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/damagecaps.png/
I used a shockburst brandish the entire game. (I had to cut out the bottom part, people started swearing at each other in the chat)
And I know some people will say "He cut out the bottom to hide his equipped toothpick" In this game (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/18/owngagelockdown.png/) I used a swift flourish for most of it. And you can't see that I did at all. Preemptive strike ftw.
a guy on the other team got 10k damage (highest among all the players in the match) but lost to our team, then started raging about how his team didn't win the match even though he had "1337 skillz"
of course, he had zero caps and defends, it should have been obvious