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Jim Dale presents: A sneak peak into the new SK mission system! (Must watch)

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Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:52
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Jim-Dale

Jim Dale's Steam Group

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New bosses!
New enemies!
New maps!
Jim Dale!

If the last few words did not cause you to go into cardiac arrest, congratulations! You get to see through the eyes of Jim Dale!

Backstory: Jim Dale and his friends (Nobody, ZPE, Micheal Bay) were invited early on in the month by no other than whoever the hell created this game to experience a sneak peak of the new Mission System coming soon. Originally Jim Dale was hesitant about accepting, but he told his friend(?) RockDog who did not believe him. This caused Jim Dale burn with the fire of a thousand angry suns to make RockDog look like he are not winner. Jim Dale then set off with friends in tow (on leashes so they could not escape) to conquer the missions that had to be done by them and not you.

Then suddenly time exploded. The Last Tier War Terminator Bowser and the Electrical Beast clashed in a final battle for the universe.

"You're not going to get an 'and in this one!" shouted the Electrical Beast.

"Terminator will send you to the bottom of the tier list!" shouted the Terminator.

"JIM DALE HAS A SOLUTION" said Jim Dale.

Both 2 powers waited for Jim Dale's solution.

Jim Dale just stood still for a very long time until they got bored and left.

Here is one uploaded mission, the mission Spiral Knights told us NOT TO UPLOAD! They do not know that JIM DALE MAKES THE RULES! This is why you spend Crystal Energy on useless baubles.

Here is the link.

"Haha," laughed Jim Dale, it is actually over here.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:54
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The-Rawrcake
what is this black magic

what is this black magic

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 17:56
#2
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Jim-Dale
Jim Dale studied black magic

Jim Dale studied black magic at Necromancer University, but now is not the time for that. There are missions to be completed!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:04
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The-Rawrcake
If you went to NU, you

If you went to Necromancy (you spelled it wrong) University, you would've known the #1 rule is to never mention NU. And don't you remember? call yourself anything that is an article of food on the internet - that way, you aren't tracked down as easily, because nobody is named an article of food this is common sense.

So don't try and tell me you've gone to NU without knowing the first rule

This thread needs to be locked. Too much information has leaked already.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:03
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Aedium
Wow, Jim-Dale, I honestly

Wow, Jim-Dale, I honestly think you should win a troll award for that one. That was one of the most epic and fastest erupting meltdowns that I've seen on these forums, though you don't deserve all the credit, I'll give it where it is due.

- I had to check all my grammar on this post so I don't get "shut-down".

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:03
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Thimol
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how is it that

a jar of gel is only counted as a gel drop

when a jar of gel can have more than one hundred drops?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:04
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Iron-Volvametal
Necromancer University, huh?

I went to the College of Winterhold to Study the Arts of Arcane Magic & Ended up Retrieving the Legendary Staff of Magnus to Stop an Evil High Elf from Disturbing an Ancient Artifact, to which resulted in the College's previous Arch-Mage to be Killed. I replaced his Spot & am now the new Arch-Mage.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:09
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The-Rawrcake
College of Winterhold in

College of Winterhold in skyrim is not a reference to NU nor even partially related? You have no idea what you are talking about.

AS I said, this thread needs to be locked. The Necromancy University (as it is spelled, everyone quit freaking spelling it Necromancer) has already been leaked, and more and more people with names that include articles of food will be caught and thrown into the river.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:14
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Jim-Dale
@ syl

Because gel drops pickups are very big, about the size of a jar.

Also Jim Dale knows who you are. Hail Sithis.

And it's from an Oblivion MYO that Jim Dale can't find.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:12
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Iron-Volvametal's picture
Iron-Volvametal
Actually...

I didn't read what he said. I never do. I just read "Necromancer University" & saw my Game Case. Next thing to mind, was Skyrim.

EDIT:@Jim-Dale I killed the Dark Brotherhood. What of your Sithis now, bro?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1...

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:11
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Thimol
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Also I know who you are. Hail Sithis.

I do not understand, Mr. Ohira.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:14
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Jim-Dale
That was evil Jim Dale, who

That was evil Jim Dale, who has 3 eyes. He's gone now.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:16
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The-Rawrcake
it's "psst I know who you

it's "psst I know who you are, hail sithis."

actually

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:36
#13
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Frozian-Wiki
...

Frozian does not like how Jim Dale talks in the third person...

Frozian does not like the third person...

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:49
#14
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Thimol
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Frozian does not like how Jim Dale talks in the third person...

Frozian does not like the third person...
Hey, screw you buddy. Many admirable people speak in the third person. Like Kanbei from Advance Wars. Or the Hulk. Or Keanu Reeves.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 18:56
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Iron-Volvametal
Yeah.

Like J'zargo, the Most Interesting Mage in Tamriel.

http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/f/fd/J%27zargo.jpg

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:18
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Dirigible
!

Ok...Right now, I am really confused.

I saw this thread earlier today, and I posted in it. However, that thread and my post is gone, and this one is here instead.

Has someone been tampering with my memories?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:29
#17
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Iron-Volvametal
Um...

It's called being Moved to the Graveyard & Starting a "New" Thread.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/41209#new

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:32
#18
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Dirigible
...

Thanks Iron. But! the graveyard version isn't this thread; it's about Jim Dale being a robot. Also, a couple posts are missing. Did someone higher than human edit the thread? I am confused...

In that thread, I was yelling at someone's reply; now, that post of theirs is gone, leaving my post out of context.

Is it really possible to delete your posts?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:37
#19
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Iron-Volvametal
Well...

There's a Magical Button called "Edit," which allows you to Change Titles/Sentences. And there are Special beings, initialed GM, to Seek out Posts that do not Please them, therefore, Deleting them.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:41
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Mirmulnir
The number of Skyrim

The number of Skyrim references on this thread... is too damn high!

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:52
#21
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Iron-Volvametal
No, no, no, you did it all Wrong...

You gotta have the Picture.

http://a.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/13202/13518999...

EDIT: Fixed Spelling Error to Prevent "Single Word Misplacement Attacks" on me.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:52
#22
No-Thanks
Zelda

hummm...so when i typed deja vu in 1 of JD threads somewhere in the past..was that also a being-Moved-to-the-Graveyard-&-Starting-a-"New"-Thread incident?

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 19:53
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Iron-Volvametal
Pffft, I dunno.

I just made that Mumbo Jumbo to get a Good Laugh. I honestly don't know what Happened.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/220/701/1324500255726.jpg

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 20:07
#24
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Batabii
graveyarded

Isn't that against the rules? HEY ADMINS GET IN HERE.

Sun, 01/22/2012 - 20:08
#25
No-Thanks
Zelda

u just reminded me of old game banjo kazooie with ur mumbo jumbo v.v

MUST PLAY MOAR GAMES!!!

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 16:03
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Jim-Dale
@Ganon

Jim Dale is not Rubberfruit.

Jim Dale also finds it funny that Batabii is trying to lock a thread he got infractions from.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 22:13
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Fallenhope
i wasted 5 minutes of my life

i wasted 5 minutes of my life watching that vid.........

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