Spiral Knights - FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLEASE BALANCE PVP

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLEASE BALANCE PVP

16 replies [Last post]

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 14:55

Renpartycat

This has gone on for way too long. Three Rings, you NEED to balance PvP. You promised balance changes after the "Year of the Dragon" crap so you better step up.

I'VE DEALT WITH PVP FOR AGES, THIS IS INSANE, UNFAIR, UNFUN, SADISTIC AND MASOCHISTIC, I WILL MURDER A BABY AND COMMIT SUICIDE IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER MOMENT OF THIS TORTURE, ALL I WANT ARE SOME RECIPES BUT I HAVE TO SPEND WEEKS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO GET ONE, THREE RINGS IS FULL OF GREEDY JEWS AND I'VE SPEND MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ON IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BALANCE PVP AND GET RID OF THE GOD DAMN BINDING SYSTEM ON KROGMO RECIPES, IF I HAVE TO PLAY ANY MORE OF THIS I WOULD SPEND A MILLION CROWNS JUST FOR ONE KROGMO RECIPE EVEN IF IT'S ONE I DON'T WANT

PVP IS NOT FUN, THE ONLY REASON WHY IT HASN'T GOT ANY BALANCE IS BECAUSE OF MASOCHISTIC MURRY PURRY FURFAGS THAT ENJOY MASOCHISM UP THEIR BUTTS WITH GENERIC WEAPONS LIKE BARBAROUS DILDO BLADES, GRAND FUCKS AND GENERIC CHEAP JUNK, I DO NOT ENJOY BEING A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL, I SERIOUSLY DO NOT ENJOY DYING FROM 3 MILES AWAY WITH INSTAKILL WEAPONS, THIS IS NEVER FUN EVEN IF MY TEAM IS WINNING, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO MASTURBATE WITH SANDPAPER HANDS AND GASOLINE AS LUBE, IT'S PAINFUL AND DEGRADING ON EVERY LEVEL POSSIBLE, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY WIPING YOUR BUTTS WITH A MILLION DOLLARS EVERY DAY, I USED TO LOVE THREE RINGS BUT THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR

I'M SORRY BUT ALL THIS RAGE HAS BEEN BOTTLED UP FOR AGES AND IT HAS TO BE RELEASED, SOMEONE PLEASE BLOW MY ASS OFF OF THIS EARTH WITH A RIFLE, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT PVP AND IF IT NEVER GETS BALANCED I'M GOING TO DRIVE A PLANE INTO THREE RINGS HQ ON 9/11

AND NO I'M NOT TROLLING, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT THREE RINGS, CONFOUND YOU ALL, YOU DRIVE ME TO DRINK, CHANCES ARE I'LL KILL MYSELF BEFORE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO BANISH ME FROM YOUR PATHETIC GAME, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YOU GREEDY FIENDS BECAUSE I REGRET NOTHING

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 14:57

Iron-Volvametal

...

4Chan's that way.

----------------->

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:00

Renpartycat

@Ironskullkid

You're not funny you pathetic attention-seeker.

Please, someone tell me why PvP isn't balanced yet before I go insane.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:01

Iron-Volvametal

...

----------------->

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:02

Renpartycat

@Ironskullkid

Can you stop role-playing with your arrows and contribute to the thread?

I need to know if they're ever going to balance PvP. Seriously.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:03

Iron-Volvametal

...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Right_arrow.svg...

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:06

Renpartycat

...

Come on, they're gonna balance Lockdown right?

Right?

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:16

Iron-Volvametal

I don't think so.

There have been numerous Threads complaining about Lockdown Balance, yet no Changes have Occurred.

If you want Balance, come play T1 Lockdown. The only things you have to worry about are Strikers with Heavy Swords & Trinket users.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:18

Elpeo-Kasshu

I'm surprised this hasn't been deleted yet.

Anyway, i think i'll help you out, but first, please don't use all caps, it's not funny and very annoying. Second, you got trolled hard by Ironskullkid. Third, you are making no argument to get PVP balanced, you're just raging about how unfair you think it is. With a little bit of practice you should get better. It's also a team effort, so if you get stuck on the crappy team, sad for you. I'm in demo armor most of the time so i don't stand a chance against those Skolvers and their stabby stabby swords, but when I'm a guardian I can at least stand a chance against them. To answer your question, It might be balanced in the future, but there's really no need, your just fighting players that are better than you or your team isn't very good at teamwork, simple as that.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:28

Orangeo

"before I go

"before I go insane."
Before?
"pathetic attention-seeker."
You're the greatest troll ever; http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/41912

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:32

#10

Diabound

Hmmm, the fact that this

Hmmm, the fact that this hasn't been taken down yet makes it more and more likely that the Admins really don't read this section of the forum. For comparison, the Ubuntu forum will be on you for this kind of stuff in about 10 seconds after your post...

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:39

#11

Orangeo

On a side note, Elpeo-Kasshu

On a side note, Elpeo-Kasshu , the only one who made a useful post, deserves a serious reply. Tip numero-uno, don't use full demo armor. You get medium CTR from your bomb being fully heated, and medium CTR from the recon pack. That putsyou at very high, so you only need one more medium to cap. If you use two bomber peices, one of the bonuses is wasted. Personaly, I'm waiting for a max fire or peircing UV demo part, so I can make merciual demo and just UV CTR all my bombs. Mercurial gets the two things I can't UV, movement speed and general damage.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:45

#12

Renpartycat

@Orangeo

I have Vog and Nameless.

Hybrid master race, ASI maxxed out on everything, and I still get wrecked. Oh well, the admins don't care, at least I let out all of that rage so now I can chill out and play the game.

Sorry guys but I really needed to blow off some steam. As much as I'd like to see balance in this game, I guess I can live with Lockdown being insane. It's just that one thing you find and don't like.

/thread

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:53

#13

Orangeo

To be honest, the best way to

To be honest, the best way to get good at LD is to just be chill. I mean, you never see duke nukem get mad at the aliens. He just blows them up.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 16:43

#14

Renpartycat

@Orangeo

I guess you have a point there, even though Lockdown is butt-frustrating, if you're able to be relaxed AND good at lockdown at the same time, props to you.

But I guess the main problem with LD balance is that it's completely pay-to-win. The stacked team with those two knights that have max UVs will always win. Eh, I'll try and live with it. In the long run, getting enough tokens for a Plague Needle recipe will be worth it. Sure, it'll be annoying, but the more of this I do, the better. Cause if I work on it all the way from start to finish I won't have to worry about it ever again.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 18:20

#15

Blue-Phaze

LOLsry Renpartycat, but I

LOL
sry Renpartycat, but I just can't help laughing at Ironskullkid telling you to gtfo xD

Oh, my. I refused to read your OP at first because of obvious rage, but now that I have, I suggest you delete the whole capslocked part.
Seriously, you're just asking to get banned.

YES, I KNOW Lockdown is hard as hell when you go up against penta trinket, maxed UV users, I myself have given up on trying to beat them until I have a decent loadout, but we AT LEAST don't have to deal with any hackers messing up matches one-hit killing with lightspeed movement. THAT is frustrating. THAT really is something "worth" of raging at. Dying to better players is not.

If you want something fair, you can play Blast Network, there are no UVs there. There are no Trinkets there. There are no Skolver strikers there. There are no weapons of any kind there. There is no Frostbite there. There is NOTHING to rage at there. Yes, you might have some little problems with your Ping, but that's really insignificant to Lockdown's power on frustrating players like us. Plus it's lots of fun when you get the hang of things and rewards are MUCH higer than Lockdown's (you can get more than 500 crowns if you do well). If you're really going to play it, you should do your best to not die, don't worry about killing people ever, just worry about not dying so you can get big points.

If you have just thought of replying to me ragefully, I suggest to CALM THE **** DOWN and read my post again.
I hope you learn that raging is not worth of anything and doesn't get you anywhere.

Thu, 02/02/2012 - 17:40

#16

Jmsa

O_O

Yeah, i agree. PVP is unbalanced.

Also, maybe you should remove the tape from caps lock. Much easier to read.

Search

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLEASE BALANCE PVP