Spiral Knights - Those Memorable lines....

Those Memorable lines....

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Fri, 02/03/2012 - 08:15

Daarke

I'd like to know the greatest memorable lines you've heard while playing this game. Funny, serious, awesome,trollable. Any line.

Some I heard..

"I will become the greatest knight ever! Believe it!" -Narutard noob.

"That mysterious switch in FSC? Its Nick's secret cookie button. #10 secret revealed!" -Unknown PUG player

"In real life we give our girlfriends roses. I gave mine a toasty flower accessory." -Lovestruck Knight

"I am heavy knight guy! I eat sandviches and crush little baby monsters! -Heavyknightguy (Love you bro)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 09:14

Dukeplatypus

inb4 "What dark ritual?"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 09:35

Kaiseryoshi

"I hate cats."

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 09:39

Maeko

"Anybody fought him before?"-

"Anybody fought him before?"- A PUG teamate on a Snarbolax run(I was using the full Snarbolax set)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 09:45

Jamoo

"Meat does not belong in

"Meat does not belong in PASTRY!!!!!!"

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:04

Boonswoggle

"I hate cats."

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 14:53

Daarke

hm...

Keep em coming. =)

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 17:58

Psycho-Dani

I got 2 gems fer ye

Once while sat in haven:
"I mean, I'd love to chat, you're a stand up guy and all but"
"I'm sitting down though"
"I've got better thin-- Shut up."

Earlier in lockdown, just rounding up a few coins so decided to have fun:
Not really a line per se, or a quote, but something I'll remember. http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/14/63/49/45/2012-010.jpg

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:02

Daarke

Hahaha

I love that LD line. truly something memorable. What I was looking for. =) good job. I loled pretty hard.

Who did I kill with scissors?

ME. =.=

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:27

Psycho-Dani

I didn't cap the next one, but

I had a few games of fun, got one scissor kill each game, but the first is always the best. Glad you like it :D

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 18:30

#10

Daarke

Keep em coming guys! I love this. Later on we can look back at this thread and lol at all our joyous gems. =) Share the happiness!

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:07

#11

Nechrome

"Hey, no need for that! We're

"Hey, no need for that! We're cool, right? You don't need to do that! We're best friends! :)" - random guy in Haven who began insulting me randomly using a lot of very vulgar words. THis is what he said after I threatened to report him. I still reported him though. XD

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:10

#12

Xairathan

Derp

Fresh from the guild chat

"I'm gonna go farm some, uh, farmable stuff."

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:37

#13

Traevelliath

Chris

"Zombies = Corn now" - Chris

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198022306857/screenshot/59696060...

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 23:47

#14

Dirt

Do the forums count? "Whats

Do the forums count?

"Whats the deal with curdle?" (From: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/42273 )
"We landed on curdle and things went sour." -Gigitrix

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 02:45

#15

Shue-Donnym

Wat

"rez me plz"

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:02

#16

Skold-The-Drac

Fav. Line thus far

"LD Y U NO LET ME AND TDLOB PLAY TOGETHER?"
"Cause we'd pwn every time..."

Sadly, it was true... XD

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:08

#17

Oblivion

The most common for me

"I died because of lag" ;3

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:11

#18

Melisan

"Whats the deal with

"Whats the deal with curdle?"
"We landed on curdle and things went sour." -Gigitrix
.....I laughed so hard my wife just looked at me like i was an idiot.
The look didn't change when I explained why I was laughing.
My wife STILL thinks I'm an idiot.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 03:14

#19

Guyinshinyarmour

@Dirt
That thread should be locked and stickied as required reading.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 14:37

#20

Qror

"Can I become sick if rabid

"Can I become sick if rabid wolver bites me?" -some random newbie

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 15:17

#21

Squishat

erm

Can't think of any old ones.. but this one is definitely gold.

"How do you make light come out of your arsenal?"
(http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/42561)

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 16:09

#22

Oakgear

These are definetely not memorable lines

Use the first sentence here: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/28070

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 18:06

#23

Kilbride

Overheard in guildchat:

In reference to a teammate running Seraphic in FSC...

"Gate fee: 500 crowns. Glacius recipe: 25,000 crowns.

Watching [guildmate] run around on fire: Priceless."

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 19:46

#24

Texlo

A word of advice...

...from some random PUG player in my party on my first attempt at Tier 2 so long ago.

As I lay there on the ground out of health, he ran up to me in the heat of battle sat down next to me:
"Son it's not that you aren't ready for Tier 2. You just have to learn one important lesson, one that will hold you through the end of Tier 3. Every previous knight has struggled with this, every knight to come will need to learn as well.

You need to learn how to keep your darn* head."

Then he ran off without reviving me and finished the depth.

*He actually cursed but I'm fuzzy on the forum policy.

Another one from a different PUG player wearing full Brute Jelly set:
"I have edible armor and I LOVE IT!!!"

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 21:52

#25

Maeko

@Hygron

That's bloody GOLD wish I had enoughtyping speed to do that with some of the randoms I get in T2.

Sat, 02/04/2012 - 23:18

#26

Dancinjen

lol. To REALLY find that

lol.

To REALLY find that corn thing funny and appreciate the corn=zombie joke you would have to understand why we call Chris a farmer now.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:10

#27

Traevelliath

@Dancinjen

I'm not entirely sure what was happening actually. Just randomly a guildmate started shouting "ZOMG! CHRIS IS IN HAVEN!" So I popped in, and the first line I see him say is "Zombies = Corn now."

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 00:19

#28

Dancinjen

lol. well.. him and ret were

lol. well.. him and ret were arguing over something silly about halo... and chris kept using acronyms that i don't understand...

One of them being FFA.... he said something about being top twenty FFA halo player in some tourny or whatever.

So me... being from oklahoma... understand that has future farmers of america...

it pretty much went from there.

Chris had a good sense of humor about it and went with the joke. :D

Also, my favorite line in that picture is what ret says. lol.

"I'mma gonna get my shot gun and shoot me some chickens"-Retequizzle

that's right. lol...

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 03:46

#29

Ufana

"For security reasons, we

"For security reasons, we can't discuss your account info and status on Twitter" ~spiralknights@twitter

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 07:37

#30

Xylka-Mkii

"It was the second thing I

"It was the second thing I said from the start." ~Reimu - Touhou 7

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUU" ~When you rage

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 07:49

#31

Jamoo

'I am SOOOOO angry!!!' -

'I am SOOOOO angry!!!' - No-Death-Wishes

'It's the hulk runn' - Takhan

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 08:25

#32

Trying-Too-Hard

"Sure I'll be your GRAN

"Sure I'll be your GRAN FAUST" ~ the answer to "be my GF"
"How did you answer my question 3 seconds before I posted it"

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 09:09

#33

Cryoworld

"Dat fire be hot yo."' in

"Dat fire be hot yo."'

in response to the many pugs repeatedly running into shadow fires in FSC. Also, to a guildie that thought having neg fire res was a brilliant idea.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 09:40

#34

Putisspencerhear

"My friend told me I should

"My friend told me I should play Spiral Knights,where can I get it?" Random vog guy on lockdown match

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 13:33

#35

Psycho-Dani

Currently in IMF:

The little Wolver kid that is always in your open party thats a newb, It's cute, BUT I heard this on Steam chat and lul'd:
"Get that one, the gerbil thing that revives people!"

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 15:21

#36

Xylka-Mkii

Reread OP: "Mommy!"

Reread OP:

"Mommy!" ~Guildmate to Guildmate

It was quite an interesting chat after that.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 20:16

#37

Shadownox

"What's Basil? Where is

"What's Basil? Where is it?"~Guildmate Smitherene (Knights and Day)

"Wow, i can't believe there isn't a recipe for sealed sword in the auction house..."~Guildmate Smitherene (Knights and Day)

"She touched me and said i was soft..."~Former Guildmate Ninjahound (Silent Night)

"!@#$ OFF!!"~Random Noob i wasn't even talking to...

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 20:37

#38

Blanky

"you are a girl shut please

"you are a girl shut please im going different haven my reputation ruiend because of girl did anyone hear that BECAUSE OF GIRL" *ragequits*
-Random Noob trying to sell stuff in Haven

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 20:47

#39

Psychodestroyer

.....

"how to trow snowball?"

"Wheres lockdown?"

How to get snowball achievement?"

~Steam players wanting the 'Son of a Nutcracker'achievement

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 20:54

#40

Shadownox

*Standing above AH, talking

*Standing above AH, talking with my friend when random noob comes*

Noob: "Where is lockdown?"
Me: "its in the top right corner of your screen..."
Noob runs into arcade.

"hey, u guys want to know what i want to be when i grow up? i wanna be, the very best...."~random guy in Haven

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 21:02

#41

Wolfkit

Myself: "I hat Vana's tackle

Myself: "I hat Vana's tackle hugs" - The typo increases the lawl factor considerably

Myself: "I've had better runs" - Uttered seconds before my entire party wiped... I think I jinxed it

Guildmate Urameshiya: "Vanauke: 'What is a Spiral Knight? A miserable pile of Crystal Energy!'"

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 21:23

#42

Shadownox

o yeah... forgot this one

o yeah... forgot this one :D

"I don't play with credit card warriors!"~some guy in tier 3 LD

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 21:24

#43

Pilotx

2 people were using the /sit

2 people were using the /sit command on each other, you get the point.
I walked up, stood there, and they said "Oh crap! We've been caught! run my love!"
I laughed so hard.

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 22:17

#44

Knight-Solaire

Praise the sun!

Running with a PUG in FSC:

I was clearing the top left room on D25, the one with the zombies/oilers/rovers, with one of the party members. He dies as we open the last of the three gates and immediately says, "Don't be a damn hero, just res me!". I point out that "taking one zombie and one oiler doesn't exactly constitute a 'hero move'," and proceed to kill them before eventually reviving the downed guy. The other two party members had a good laugh, and downed guy was mad (and also bad/under-geared to begin with, not to mention excessively bossy).

Sun, 02/05/2012 - 22:28

#45

Pilotx

Ah, another time I was hiding

Ah, another time I was hiding in the vines next to boost in the town square, the vines next to him are REALLY thick, so no one could see me.
Trying to be funny, I said "Spot the spy!", and then a female player said "Ewwww u pervert".

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 04:21

#46

Squishat

lol.

A guy in haven thinks, "I want a chicken wings attached to my back..."

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 04:43

#47

Metagenic

A random guy in RJP

He obviously bought his way up, because he was trying to use a BTB. I told him to get a Gran Faust/Acheron, and this was his response:

"why shadow weapons? shadow represents EVIL, and I'd rather play as a good guy"

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 14:29

#48

Grittle

BOWLING SHOES

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 14:43

#49

Fallconn

a conversation that went on between me and my guild.
Me: hey guys wassup?
Guildie 2: nothin we was just discussing old games we used to play.
Me: such as?
Guildie 2: Pokemon.
Me: ....what the hell is Pokemon?
Guildie 1: wait falc...what WHAT!?!?!?
Me: ._.
Guildie 1: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Guildie 3: you have deprived me of my childhood friend.
Guildie 4: Guild master...kick him out.
Guild Master: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Me: guys....i was kidding.
Everyone: LIES!!!!

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 18:16

#50

Psycho-Dani

@Falc

Well yeah, You really should be destroyed for not knowing what Pokemon is (Pretty sure I'm Guildie 1, I know I'm one of those ¬_¬)

Also another one from yesterday:
[Tier 2 player, who's identidy shall remain hidden]:
"Fog of Vog on bid!"
"HOLY (*******!"

A- WTF is a fog of vog?
B- Even so, Why is it so amazing it's on the AH?

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