Spiral Knights - I thought this was funny

I thought this was funny

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Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:21

Rectifiedspirit

"Can you count the lies?

Magnus: I’m some guy that plays too much.

Goldenavengers: Ow really

Magnus: Yeah.

Chris: Hey Golden, don’t listen to magnus, he’s just upset our guild is better than his, the usual MMORPG rage stuff.

Magnus: I just bought Sonic Generations, too.

Magnus: And still haven’t played it.

Chris: He will do anything in his power to troll you and lie to you about our guild as well.

Biotyrant: At least your pc can run it Magnus…

Chris: Just so you know we are only recruiting 5* players at the moment because we get 10+ applicatiosn per day

Magnus: Chris, didn’t you move onto Rubyeclipse’s dick? :3c

Chris: Ruby moved onto mine. He spent 3500 energy in one LD game trying to beat us and we still won because I did 30k damage.

Chris: That’s called domination.

Magnus: Wow, you remembered all that? Definitely on his dick aren’t you? u:

Chris: I also see I scared you out of Lockdown completely with my superiority

Chris: Also I’m glad im still on your pretend ignore list.

Magnus: Well that’s fine. You were finally making mine sore. <3

Shennynerd laughs.

Magnus laughs.

Chris: Also enjoy the complaint for the extremely offensive language.

Shennynerd laughs.

Magnus laughs.

Chris: I know you’re already on your last warning for your perma forum ban.

Shennynerd thinks, “wut”

Magnus laughs.

Chris: Keep up the /laugh and pretend ignore

Chris: Your envy is showing.

Goldenavengers: Are you sure I can’t get in Knightmare?

Chris: Like I said we can’t recruit under 5* players.

Shennynerd thinks, “envy?”

Magnus laughs.

Goldenavengers: I see

Chris: There’s just too much demand to get into Knightmare.

Magnus laughs.

Chris: I get at least 6 applications per day from will [sic] 5* people.

Chris: We remove like 2 people a week :/

Magnus laughs.

Goldenavengers: Aw sorry to hear that.

Goldenavengers: I’m pretty sure I know Daclub.

Goldenavengers: He’s my account!

Goldenavengers: Lol =P

Magnus laughs.

Goldenavengers: I am Daclub Chris :D

Magnus laughs. Magnus laughs. Magnus laughs.

Goldenavengers: It’s my account!

Goldenavengers: I wanna multibox Chris :D

Goldenavengers: So that’s why I mad an alt.

Goldenavengers: U see now why =P

Shennynerd laughs.

Magnus laughs.

(At this point, Chris becomes dreadfully silent. Shen and I talk about how I’m wearing a hat that doesn’t match my armor, which means I wasn’t matching her. It goes on for a bit.)

Goldenavengers: :D I gotta go do multiboxing. Cya Chris. Wanna do fsc?

Magnus laughs.

Chris: o_O

Goldenavengers: Daclub can invite u. Hold on.

Chris: Magnus I do thank you thought, for removing all of the low skilled weeaboos from Knightmare.

Magnus laughs.

Shennynerd: wat

Chris: Off to merchant in a different haven because you will surely rage at me.

Magnus (you guessed it folks) laughs."

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:29

Jim-Dale

Jim Dale did not read this at

Jim Dale did not read this at all.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:34

Iron-Volvametal

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Today is a Sunday. I am the Most Tired I can be on Sundays. Therefore, I am unable to Read this Conversation until after someone Posts a TL;DR Version. All I know, is that Chris is going to End up Flaming you with everything he's got, trying to Defend himself in some way. In the Meantime, I will just Stay here & Stare Blankly at my Screen, looking at Imgur.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 19:49

Tengu

lol Chris. I missed these

lol Chris. I missed these tinfoil-on-head rivalry updates.

Not to sound to weabo, or however you spell it, but he reminds me of a Ranma 1/2 character...he was the first main enemy. Tatawake Kuno? With the sword? Ah...anime.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:05

The-Rawrcake

Chris' #1 Fanboy

Chris is on my friends list. He's a cool guy.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 20:29

Clueless-Inferno

^ Agreed. Once you actually

^
Agreed. Once you actually talk to him in a non-prejudiced manner, he's a pretty cool and smart guy. This is coming from someone who is not on his friends list.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 21:04

The-Rawrcake

Exactly. The people who

Exactly. The people who don't like him don't even know him. This game would be boring if you weren't given attention, anyone can agree to that. It is so fun being able to walk into Haven and have 3 people say "Hey, your that guy who is always yelling at people on the forums." Once more, thank you for this thread for more Chris support. +1.

He's actually a good person.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:29

Imperialstriker

It's not my job to pass judgement on the various people in this world. Nor is it anyone else's.

So I have read this, and now will move on to other matters to attend to.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 22:39

Az-Rel

oh i was there, lol. it was

oh i was there, lol.
it was when i learned of all this magnus/chris hate stuff.
i remember i Thought "man chris is an ass"
but looking back at it i guess he hate magnus enough to make an ass of himself when hes around.
i've done it is a bit unaboidable .
also if chris is actually good then maguns is bad XD.
anyways im curious now why do they hate each other, that much.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:04

Fluffyfoxxie

It's so sad that guild LD

It's so sad that guild LD mainly consists of CE rev'ing like a madman :/ I wish that feature would be removed.

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:15

#10

Demonicsothe

Wait wait wait. Did you copy

Wait wait wait.

Did you copy paste that? Or did you really type it all out...?

/clap

Sun, 02/12/2012 - 23:44

#11

Nicoya-Kitty

Oh, such scandalous lies!

Oh, such scandalous lies! Magnus has indeed played Sonic Generations.

Kekeke.

idc about the rest of the copypasta, and I'm not sure why anyone else would either.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:23

#12

Jamoo

Haha

Haha can't wait til Chris or Magnus (Yes I know Magnus is IP banned from the forums, but he'll find out about it) come and see this.
Neither can pass this off on the other because they're both as bad as eachother!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 01:34

#13

Erridunno

I've had arguments with

I've had arguments with Magnus and Chris and Chris seems to be more quick temperd. Also i've seen atleast like 20 Chris haters and none against Magnus. Tbh i think that they are both pretty bad but I think Chris is far worse. Chris just has a bigger ego.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 05:01

#14

Whimsicality

Hey guys, let's beat a dead horse some more.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 09:15

#15

Embodien

When has Magnus ever been

When has Magnus ever been arrogant or showed a big ego? And why was he banned from the forums?
Just curious :O

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 09:47

#16

Thimol

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And why was he banned from the forums?

I, too, would like to know the answer.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 09:48

#17

Jamoo

I think it was for being rude

I think it was for being rude to a Three Rings Admin (Nick or Eurydice, not sure which), though I would like a Admin's conformation on that.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:09

#18

Wodanct

You don't know how a person

You don't know how a person is until you talk to them yourself. I've talked to Chris once or twice and didn't see any problems. Might be quick to temper, they might both be, they both might be nearly the same as each other in a way.. anyway, the OP is just another person sticking their nose in someone else's business trying to get drama to start on the forums... like Whimsicality said stop beating a dead horse.

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I'm not in Knightmare, I'm not one of Chris's fans, I'm not a Chris lover. Just try talking to the guy yourself and have a mature conversation.. preferable when certain people that Chris doesn't like aren't around and you might see something different then the post above.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:06

#19

Biznasty

[source, Magnus'

[source, Magnus' tumblr]

About Chris being a nice guy with some people: I don't doubt that. That does not change the fact he does not put much effort into making his "public image" seem nice, and doesn't act rather nice with the people he "dislikes" himself. Sort of a sad thing, since I'm sure he's a pretty cool guy behind all that.
This whole Magnus vs. Chris thing sort of died ages ago, though; I'm not sure why anyone would want to press on it.

About Magnus' ego: I slapped him enough so he'd shut up about it. :v

About Magnus' forum ban: Originally a small argument with Nick regarding the Steam release update, though Magnus let a sort of offensive line "slip out". They didn't seem to have any mercy for his ban; none of us were ever informed why exactly such a minor, first time thing lead to a permanent ban. Oh well.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:12

#20

Wodanct

Edited my post since Biz's

Edited my post since Biz's reply would be the best out of anyways to tell you why Jamoo.

Not like my public image would be any better. :V I have problems acting like I truly care about everyone's problem.. except once this begger was asking for 1k crowns.. I gave him a light shard... heh heh. Ok yeah I don't have a public image I spend 80% of my time in Clockworks, Guild Hall, and LD (t1 mostly). >.>

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:13

#21

Culture

Hmm

Yeah, that is what I hear too.

The rivalry between Guild vs Knightmare reminds me of the rivalry between the Yankees (Guild) and the Red Sox (Knightmare). Where the Red Sox hate the Yankees and the Yankees win.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:54

#22

The-Rawrcake

That is a bad comparison,

That is a bad comparison, Culture.

Chris is in Knightmare.

Knightmare is the best guild, no matter what you go by with "Yankees / Guild wins". There isn't a competition in the first place.

The reason there isn't competition is because of how awesome Chris is...

He is also the coolest person, but you cannot be that guy who doesn't even know him and walks up to him and starts spouting off crap. Chris has fun getting people so excited about things. He uses it as amusement.

This is coming from someone that isn't even in Knightmare. I just observe it from a distance, and use simple logic to determine the best guild. Which is Knightmare.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:36

#23

Kilbride

Lolz.

http://store.penny-arcade.com/products/pat070381

I like Biznasty's take on this. People are usually pretty cool when you get to know them. There are exceptions, of course.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:54

#24

Nechrome

@the-rawrcake

You aren't in Knightmare? I swear, I saw you yesterday, and you had the Knightmare thing in your guild name... ???

now, back to the not-really origional topic.

Chris hates magnus because magnus thinks he's better than chris. magnus hates chris because chris thinks he's better than magnus. lose-lose situation. although chris sort of won because Magnus got forum-banned, and chris didn't.

don't really know chris and magnus. the first time I saw them in game was a few days ago, when they were taking it out on each other in haven 17, or haven 7. there was a huge crowd. so I can't really give out a good opinion.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 05:09

#25

Cerebuses

Movie is much better than word

You know what? I would like to watch about a war between Knightmare and Guild. From the Release of Spiral Knight to now. THat would be Cool :DDDDDDDD

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