Hello there.

Do you have an internet? Are you not completely terrible at the game? We want YOU.

Pro Trolls Patrol is an ever-growing, ever-improving, ever-trolling guild of non-newbs.

We currently have members of all equipment levels, so even brand new knights are encouraged to join.

We doin' that Vanaduke, we doin' that T3 recipe grindin', we trollin' them beggars outside the Auction House for lulz del grande.

- Requirements -

1. You must type like an intelligent, contributing member of society. Correct grammar & spelling. if u type liek dis den u plz eet ur keybord
2. You must have a sense of humor. If you're getting butt-frustrated over every little thing, then you should join any other guild.

That's all. There's no skill requirement, or minimum gear requirement, though we are looking for more Vanaduke-geared or at least 4-5* players so we can kill that guy more regularly. Dem seals.

To reiterate: NO gear requirement, you just have to be intelligent enough to contribute to guild chat and skilled enough to not get everyone killed on Clockworks runs.

Join our guild, ya goofs.

If interested, and you are, send a PM or a letter to guildmasters Cougarbott or Cucumbersalt. Expect a prompt response. We love you already.

- PTP