How about I shove a twisted spine cone down their throat?
Then they will be crawling back to the gremlins where they deserve to be. Or perhaps, because they need me to wipe their butts and kill Snarbolax for them, I'll quietly invite them to a shadow lair snarbolax instead of the normal, them being unaware. And then return to Haven.
How else can we torture these "Knights in Need" so they forever regret being saved by us.
I'll take my little side blade and cut their throat cables.
It is about this: http://forums.spiralknights.com/es/node/44755 : P When you read the mission briefing it is even more hilarious/sad.
Yup those greedy knights want that today. Funny thing is I just unbinded a Static Capacitor for resale. >.>
Yeah. Gotta help your fellow knights. Destroy that CE!
Let's make Knights in Need become Knights in Bleed. I even saved a few of them in one of the missions. I hope they rot, before I get to them myself.
They needed a Grinvotec from me.
Luckily I already worked for triglav, but imagine if they needed a stagger storm.
Let's infect them with our herpes and derpes
They wanted a 4* weapon from me yesterday... I don't remember which weapon it was, though. :/
They wanted an Avenger from me. Damn, they really want to run FSC, don't they?
They requested a Brandish, some shards, and tomorrow they want a couple of crystals. Where do all these go, exactly? I wonder who actually donated an Avenger or another 4*...
No way in hell I'd give them my firo driver. I want that gun more than any dumb NPC. Fortunately, it seems the next few prestige missions don't want a 4★ weapon
How about I shove my avenger in their butts?
They are useless enough to be captured by gremlins, but now they want weaponry?
Can Gremlins next time at least finish the job? These knigts shouldn't be living
I dont need to play to undersxtand the rage you al feel. Ill be back sooon with a nice little Polaris for them... http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/244/512/258.jpg
That's the spirit, Xylka!
Death to the Knights in Need!
"How about I shove my avenger in their butts?"
That's what I'm talking about, ten times better than down the throat.
"Can Gremlins next time at least finish the job? These knigts shouldn't be living"
Couldn't be stated any simpler. +1. Though I would prefer to torture them myself, we don't all get what we want. Plain death will suffice.
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