All I have so far is:
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation. Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job, I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
Can anyone help me find a punchline?
I'm working on a joke, but I can't seem to make it funny.
Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:08
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 01:00
#2
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 01:45
#3
turn it into a political
turn it into a political cartoon
Make a number of labels and a crying statue of liberty. label the zombie as "Freedom" or "Rights" or "F2P status".
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:55
#4
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Make a number of labels and a crying statue of liberty. label the zombie as "Freedom" or "Rights" or "F2P status".
The Onion did that to death.
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 14:39
#5
The Grim Reaper and a zombie
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation. Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job, I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
To which the zombie replies, "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID DLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 22:05
#6
Hm...
I'll give it a shot.
"That was mean! I'd say 'have a heart', but neither of us do!"
"Job? Wait, you're employed?"
"Dude, you had your fun when you first took my soul. I have the right to laugh when you can't."
"Thatssssss a niccccce job ya gotsssssss there......Be a shame if ssssssomething happened to it......"
"Cheer up, why so grim?"
"Tough man. I didn't make the most of my life, so I get to in the afterlife."
I suck so bad.
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 14:30
#7
@Psychodestroyer
Dude, those were GREAT!!!
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 14:39
#8
/shrug
Really?
Cool. Take your pick.
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 16:08
#9
The Grim Reaper and a zombie
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation.
Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job,
I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
The zombie replies with "Haha that's funny. I heard your mom used to say the same thing about you.
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 16:13
#10
OWCH
Guardianknight, that was so cool it BURNS.
Sat, 03/03/2012 - 00:37
#11
OH-NO-HE-DI'INT!!!!!
FREEZERBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I can't find a legitimate punchline. If you can't, either, then I think you should just go with "by Larry David".