All I have so far is:
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation. Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job, I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
Can anyone help me find a punchline?
All I have so far is:
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation. Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job, I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
Can anyone help me find a punchline?
turn it into a political cartoon
Make a number of labels and a crying statue of liberty. label the zombie as "Freedom" or "Rights" or "F2P status".
Make a number of labels and a crying statue of liberty. label the zombie as "Freedom" or "Rights" or "F2P status".
The Onion did that to death.
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation. Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job, I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
To which the zombie replies, "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID DLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
I'll give it a shot.
"That was mean! I'd say 'have a heart', but neither of us do!"
"Job? Wait, you're employed?"
"Dude, you had your fun when you first took my soul. I have the right to laugh when you can't."
"Thatssssss a niccccce job ya gotsssssss there......Be a shame if ssssssomething happened to it......"
"Cheer up, why so grim?"
"Tough man. I didn't make the most of my life, so I get to in the afterlife."
I suck so bad.
The Grim Reaper and a zombie are having a conversation.
Death says to the zombie, "You know, as if I don't already hate my job,
I see people like you who just won't stay dead."
The zombie replies with "Haha that's funny. I heard your mom used to say the same thing about you.
FREEZERBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I can't find a legitimate punchline. If you can't, either, then I think you should just go with "by Larry David".