Wings, halos, tails, auras and dapper combos have been constantly sticking around in the featured AH. But thousands of knights every day suffer the shame of bald heads!
Please OOO, think of the baldness! Throw up some toupees into the featured auctions!
>> Dapper combos are toupees + a pipe.
False, Dapper combos are moustaches + pipe. Moustaches do not go on your head.
>> We are wearing helmets. helmets are 'bald'.
And we are wearing helmets because we are bald! Toupees are freedom from bald!
Oh, right. Forgot about the composition of dapper essence.
Dapper combos are toupees + a pipe.