Here I was, sitting in Haven sipping my fancy tea while stroking my curly mustache, when I went to go look at my Prestige Missions for the day. Upon closer inspection, I was enraged to find that I have to turn in a Jalovec today (4* Krogmo weapon, trolol forget that). But then I looked at the one I have to turn in for tomorrow, and it turns out that I have to turn in something called a Wishbone.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/505766656221341405/14B568B7386F93541E8...
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/505766656221372751/990DB884175B6818AB9...
Now, I don't know if OOO is trolling me on proportions recently unheard of, but I'm now making it my goal to track down this "wishbone". As such, I'm organizing a search party to track down as many "wishbones" as possible.
tl;dr - I'm so awesome that I got a request for items that don't even exist yet. Now I want to spread the awesome by getting people wishbones as well. Who's in?
1. Wishbone
v. A prank pulled on a friend that involves two people sneaking up on the person and each grabbing a different leg. Both pull forcefully in different directions like one would on a wishbone from an Thanksgiving turkey. This causes severe pain the the groin and loins.
"Hey man, whats wrong?" James asked Henry who was rubbing his groin in a painful manner.
"I just got wishboned!"
But I would imagine the inclusion of a wishbone in this update is a prelude to new monster types, since there are currently no monsters of the avian variety in existence for one to procure a wishbone from.