Kristopher is a knight, who wears the 4* Cobalt Set. Maria's a wolver using a specially designed Dragon Scale Set.
This is their misadventures in cradle.
All chapters are called Mishaps.
Mishap 1: Snarby
Kristopher and Maria went down to the gloaming wildwoods. Then Kristopher saw a cute little statue. "Aww, It's so cute!" Kristopher said, and ran over to it. Then the statue moved and shot him. "Ouch." He said and fell over. Maria just kept on barking. "What? It's a gun puppy." Maria kept on thinking in her head, and then she ripped the Gun Puppy's head off with her jaws. Kristopher saw the electricity coming out of the ruined statue. "That was a turret?" and he facepalmed.
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When they saw the beast, Kristopher hid behind Maria...yet he was bigger than a Wolver! Maria barked at the beast, and it dug under. Then they went to the next floor. More Snarby encounters. Until they reached the room with Snarby in it. Then the beast hid in the ground and made spikes pop up. Then he got too close to the bell and...Kristopher accidentally hit it. Then Snarby's defenses go down, and Kristopher slashes Snarby. Rinse and Repeat...Rinse and Repeat...Until he kills the beast. "I actually did it? YES! YES! I killed the Snarbolax! I killed the Snarbolax!" Kristopher kept on yelling. Then they went for... TREASURE!!! Then Kristopher saw a black egg with red polka dots on it. "Guess I should keep it safe from harm." He said, and grabbed the egg and...fell down the elevator shaft! "Why will he never look where he's going when something bad happens?" Maria questioned in her head, and then she fell down the shaft!
I wanted to put a slap of humor into the fourm.