Spiral Knights - Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma

75 replies [Last post]

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 06:03

Iamnoone

The person below rates the one above, and then makes their own.
EXAMPLE: Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an Ugly Contest and the judges said: Sorry, no professionals.
Now, the person BELOW rates it like this:
I give yours a (out of 10) 3 out of 10, since its old as hell.

Starting with
Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 07:08

Shoebox

No really, she does.

Yo mama is so stupid, she actively participates in these threads.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 00:45

Traevelliath

.....

(1/10)

Yo momma is so short, she did a suicide jump off the curb.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 23:52

Frocus

Eh.

1/10

Yo mama so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept.

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 11:48

Varja

meh... 4/10 Yo mamma is so

meh... 4/10
Yo mamma is so ugly she is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 13:16

Grommix

Yummy

Yo mamma is so fat she has other (slightly) smaller fat people orbiting around her.

Yo mamma is so fat she has her own post code.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 16:21

Isekuube

YO MAMA!

Yo Mamma so fat she hugged your dad and she disappeared!
3/10

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 20:24

Kive

1/10

yo mama so smart she came to youre computer to see what youre doing

Son: hi mom.....

Mom: son what are you doing!!! why are you lying to these people you dont have 1million dollars a girlfriend and a doctor degree

Son: it was a joke mom [°-°]

Mom: Dieeeee [`°_°]~π~~~~~~ [x_x]

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:44

Duskfinder

1/10

To mamma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:01

Iamnoone

6/10

Yo mama is so ugly, her plastic surgeon sent her away and wouldn't see her.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:57

#10

Frocus

1/10

Yo mama so hairy, when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:48

#11

Shue-Donnym

8/10

yo momma so pingas she pingas pingas

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:30

#12

Mythrilhero

4/10

yo mama soooooo fat her shadow wieghs 50 stone

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 17:52

#13

Frocus

what?

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 23:01

#14

Sodaaddict

5/10

You momma must be nearing the speed of light, because her mass is damn near infinite.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 15:57

#15

Kive

7/10

yo mama so fat she married burger king®

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:35

#16

Ubernerd

3/10

Yo momma so fat, she threw off Earth's orbit by stepping off a curb.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:53

#17

Kupoo

4/10

Yo momma so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she went straight to hell.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:23

#18

Iamnoone

1/10

Yo mama so stupid she got lost on a Merry-Go-Round.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:41

#19

Soupgenie

3/10

Yo mamma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

(P.S: can i also tell yo daddy jokes?)

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:15

#20

Kive

1/10

yo mama so stupid she bought you a brand new copy of superman64

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 13:35

#21

Mightyputty

1/10

Yo mamma's so stupid she thought the Tie Fighters were shipped from Bangkok.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 15:51

#22

Validous

PINGAS

2.5/10

Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:49

#23

Redlawlsy

I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (again)

Yo mamma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 19:39

#24

Kive

9/10

yo mama so stupid she bought you a cardboardbox and drew an X on it then spun it around and said "theres youre xbox360 son"

btw tough croud

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:03

#25

Soupgenie

4/10

-Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, her mama got an apology letter from the condom factory

And just cuz i can:
-Yo daddy like cement: takes him 2 days to get hard

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:16

#26

Iamnoone

9/10 on that daddy joke

You mama's so dumb she had you.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:35

#27

Frocus

1/10

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:06

#28

Sanin

4/10

Yo mama is so fat, all she ever tried to climb was MOUNTAIN DEW!

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:55

#29

Shue-Donnym

fdsfgghsf

5/10
Yo momma so fat she got hit by all four orbs of a DR when she stood in the middle

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:58

#30

Sunleaf

Yo momma so fat, she went to

Yo momma so fat, she went to the store in heels and came back and they were flip flops!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:54

#31

Redlawlsy

Meh 2/10

Yo momma's so stupid she went to buy fresh meat and came back with a cow!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:15

#32

Soupgenie

4/10

-Yo mama so ghetto she breastfeeds Kool-Aid.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:26

#33

Sanin

7/10

yo mama so old, her entire life story was written on the high school history book.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:06

#34

Redlawlsy

5/10

Yo momma's so fat when she went in space the whole universe started revolving around her!

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 05:47

#35

Shue-Donnym

#Ayup

10/10, holy hell that one was great

How many of yo momma does it take to change a lightbulb?
...owait, yo momma doesn't know how to change lightbulbs.

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 14:35

#36

Soupgenie

1/10, but thanks for the compliment!

-Whats the difference between yo mama and a couch? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a couch.

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 20:09

#37

Kive

meh 5/10

yo mama so fat she NEEDED to eat a lifesaver

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 06:15

#38

Guarder

3.2

Yo momma so fat one day I saw her trip and fall, I didn't want to laugh but the ground was cracking up!

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 13:26

#39

Soupgenie

5/10

-Whats the difference between yo mama and a 747? About 40 pounds.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 06:56

#40

Coldize

6/10

Yo mama is so ugly, Warmaster Seevrus had to put on a mask to avoid seeing her.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 08:48

#41

Soupgenie

4/10

-Yo mama got one big butt cheek, and one little butt cheek. They call her Biggie Smalls.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 19:28

#42

Kive

@soupgenie you dont laugh much do ya 6/10

yo mama so ugly not even jesus wanted to save her

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 19:49

#43

Jadebla

2/10

1.Your mama so fat that when she walked infront of the window I lost 4 days of sunlight

and because I am so fresh

2.Your mama so stupid she thought Jar-Jar(Binks from starwars) comes with pickles pickles

and because i feel like it

3.Your mama so fat that when she went on a cruise a whale started singing "We are family!... even though your fatter than me!"

and because i am ninja

Your mama is so fat that the sun said "Holly #$^! what a big a$$ mother of a thing!"

Can we do blonde jokes?

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 04:01

#44

Coldize

6/10

Yo Mama is so stupid, she brought Valkyrie Mail to FSC because "it would scare Vana"

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:42

#45

Jadebla

?????1/10

YO MOMA SO FAT BEN KANOBIE SAID "THATS NO MOON... THAT'S YOUR MAMA!"

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:59

#46

Coldize

6/10

Yo mama is so ugly that the Snipes herd themselves away from her.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:26

#47

Soupgenie

4/10

-Yo mama like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

@Kive yes, yes i do in fact laugh a lot, in fact i am THE FUNNY, the living embodiment of humor. Also I'm a genie. It's just that these jokes either aren't really funny, are old, or I've already heard them. And I've heard a lot of 'em.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 16:33

#48

Soulstaker

4/10. Pretty sure a lot of people already knows.

Your mama is so fat, when she died she could only go down.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 16:34

#49

Soulstaker

Doublepost

....

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 16:34

#50

Soulstaker

I guess I spammed the save

I guess I spammed the save button....

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