Spiral Knights - Top 10 list of greatest suggestions ever

Top 10 list of greatest suggestions ever

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:26

Aemicus

So guys, I have been reading the suggestion forum for a while, and here is a top 10 list of what I believe the greatest suggestions are.

1. Pets
2. Make CE prices lower
3. Remove energy completely
5. Nerf strikers
6. Nerf toothpicks
7. Nerf lockdown
8. Clean lockdown so there are no UVs or trinkets
9. Make Vanaduke EVEN EASIER
10.Take away Skolver bonuses
11. Lances, battleaxes, crossbows, longbows, violin bows, normal bows, bows that can shoot more than one arrow, bows that shoot exploding arrows... The "new weapons" list goes on and on. Especially bows.
12. 2 handed weapons or duel wielding.
13. Healing weapons, with a new way of making them not OP.
14. Tortodrone back plz.
15. A new expansion mission that unlocks other parts of Haven only purchasable through IRL money.
16. FIX TEH ECONOMEH ALREADEH!

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:30

Blue-Phaze

+1 DEVS!! omfg PLEASE READ

+1
DEVS!! omfg PLEASE READ THIS!!!

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:34

Hijadestone

actualy

i have not red a single tred listed hear

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:45

Maeko

1;Just because it is brought

1;Just because it is brought up regularly does not mean it is any good. The community as a whole has rejected it every time to date.

2; Same as above, but people just can't get it through their skulls that it is a community problem, not the Devs.

3; Seriously, haven't seen this discussed since last year, how is it great?

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meh
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9&10; Where did you find these? I look on here every day or so and have NEVER seen these suggestions.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:46

Iron-Volvametal

...

Actually, #8 would make Lockdown a LOT more Enjoyable.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:59

Blue-Phaze

@Maeko You do realize Aemicus

@Maeko
You do realize Aemicus is trolling, don't you?

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:12

Schattentag

NO!

Number ONe thing DevS should do IS NERF FEINDS OMG. THERE INVINSABLE AND THEY KILL ME IN WON HIT.

that or just take fiends out. period.

BEST SUGGESTION GUYS. PLZ UPVOTE AND DEVS REED THIS!!

any1 whu thinks this suggestion stupid is STUPID. PLAY THE GAME MORE AND YULE SEE HOW BROKEN FIENDS ARE, STUPID.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:16

Thimol

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7. Nerf lockdown

I--what?

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:18

Hijadestone

twisted snaral barb makes feinds easy

...

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:33

Tapproot

*Sniff*

WHAT CRAZY MIND DO YOU HAVE?!?!?!? PETS?!?! PEEETSS?!?! NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!

@Schattentag xD

There are other things to cry about: remove ce, and the spiral world will be in chaos...
You like to nerf things only because ur so bad at the game and you get beat by them...
THE POINT OF A TIER 3 BOSS IS FOR IT TO BE HARD! NOT TO BE AS EASY AS MUCH AS THEY NERFED THE JK!!

The only thing I like about your freaking scary post is he lowering ce prices and disable UV's/trinkets in LD... Other than that...
-8

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:40

#10

Aemicus

http://i1126.photobucket.com/

http://i1126.photobucket.com/albums/l607/MOXN/RandomGifPage/44d614553159...

Oh, and I forgot a few. Added to the top.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:40

#11

Tapproot

Um..

May I ask what the crap this means?

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:49

#12

Schattentag

@Peope

It means that you're completely missing the point of this thread as a whole. Aemicus created this thread to poke fun at the people who post things in this forum that are widely regarded by the community as silly. Most of the people who responded to this thread, including me, responded in a similar joke-like fashion. Aemicus does not support any of the suggestions in the OP, and is in fact so against them that Aemicus decided to make a thread about them. So when you decided to take this thread seriously, Aemicus sent you a picture representing the fact that the joke flew right over your head. If you don't understand, this is a figure of speech that means you did not understand that this thread was a joke.

To quote Blue-Phaze,
"You do realize Aemicus is trolling, don't you?"

For the record, I generally have no issues with fiends. If it's a good day, I'll be able to take care of devilites and even greavers with ease using my Dark Briar Barrage. If it's a bad day, I'll be forced to pull out my Silversix for the greavers.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:59

#13

Wuvvums

I want to know how a top 10

I want to know how a top 10 list has 12 items in it.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 21:18

#14

Aemicus

Tell you what. If I ever put

Tell you what. If I ever put serious effort into a real top ten thread, I'll make sure to change the title if I add anything to the OP. Just for you.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 21:30

#15

Diamondshreddie

mehh...

to be honest, i kind of have to agree with ironskullkid

troll thread or not, its true that LD would be alot more based on specializing against your opponents if #8 was true

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 21:37

#16

Aemicus

Sorry to tell you, but this

Sorry to tell you, but this isn't a troll thread. It's merely a satire based off of the overused, boring threads that pop up every few days outlining the same thing over and over.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 21:39

#17

Treizeknight

6 and 8 should be done, just

6 and 8 should be done, just for the ****storm it would cause.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 22:23

#18

Derpules

Amazing how many people

have never encountered a joke in their lives, apparently.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:16

#19

Kentard

Mehehe...

@Treizeknight: Just have all in for the heck of it if you want a ****storm. Especially 1.

@Aemicus: Kentard approves~ :P Wait, crud. I was about to propose a single-shot bow weapon with the mechanics all planned out. With concept art.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 00:37

#20

Severage

lol.

"Top 10 Suggestions"

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

See? 10.

~Sev

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 03:35

#21

Kentard

Oh, by the way.

Number 4 is the best suggestion ever.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:24

#22

Serell

Whats so bad about bows?

Whats so bad about bows? Could just be a re-skin of a gun and look pretty wicked. Also, exploding arrows = epicness
Whats so bad about battleaxes? Could just be a re-skin of a sword and look awesome. (They've made a hammer, so i don't think battleaxes will make SK less knightly.)
Nothing wrong with new weapons.
Now lances would probably need new mechanics for it, so I'm fine with anyone who doesn't want lances added.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:20

#23

Damienfoxy

Because people wouldn't stop

Because people wouldn't stop making arrow to the knee jokes.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 14:53

#24

Severage

@Kentard:

Totally right bro.

#4 is the most thought-out suggestion of all of these.

~Sev

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 15:50

#25

Schattentag

@Severage, Kentard

SEERUSLY GUYZ??!?!

Suggescion for would break This game.I dont' no why u ppl keep bringing it up.

go play Spirel Nights for 5 minutes and u'll see how stupid suggestion #4 is.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:11

#26

Isisdelltion

RALLEY

RALLEY PPL!????!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

nha sugetccion for is auesom, i tink u are jest ralley jelie.

plae Speral Kinigits for feav secundes and u wil see how auesom for is!!!

(That was harder to make than it looks. :D )

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:30

#27

Severage

@Isisdelltion:

It was harder to read than it looks.

Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

It was hard to read.

~Sev

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 19:42

#28

Mung-Man

I loved #4, best suggestion ever! (there was no #4)

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 20:33

#29

Hexzyle

Oh how bout improving guild

Oh how bout improving guild halls?

No I'm not going to expand on it, you guys do all the work for me.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 21:08

#30

Aemicus

Haha, you all noticed my

Haha, you all noticed my little joke in the numbering :D

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 21:27

#31

Kentard

<3 Suggestcion For, peepurs!

@Isisdelltion: Ooh, darn. You just invented a new language, bro.

@Schattentag & Aemicus: Oh, come on now, it's the best suggestion of all. I mean, think of how much re-balancing we can have for the game if suggestion 4 was implemented.

Whats so bad about bows? Could just be a re-skin of a gun and look pretty wicked. Also, exploding arrows = epicness
Whats so bad about battleaxes? Could just be a re-skin of a sword and look awesome. (They've made a hammer, so i don't think battleaxes will make SK less knightly.)
Nothing wrong with new weapons.
Yeah but so far nobody has made a proper concept; mostly they've been requesting "OOH I LIKE BOW BECUZ IT BE AWESHUMZSAUCE UND BECUZ NUBUDDEH WANTS WAAAN".
I'll update you guys when I can think of something good for the bow. Maybe a piece of concept art or two.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 08:10

#32

Serell

@Kentard : Tsu's made a good

@Kentard : Tsu's made a good concept for a bow.
I'll find you link, maybe you can make some cool concept art for her.

EDIT : Here ya go :3
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/43109

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 09:17

#33

Merethif

@Aemicus I'm disappointed you

@Aemicus
I'm disappointed you forgot about MAGIC SPELLS!

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 12:48

#34

Selenium

Only with health trinkets, or if those trinkets were counted for tier ranking, and only because in T2 it's possible for a Striker to have twice the health of a Guardian.

Otherwise, lol.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 14:25

#35

Fehzor

You forgot to ask about the

You forgot to ask about the tortodrones and mention weapons that heal players.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:17

#36

Aemicus

@Selenium Trinkets do count

@Selenium Trinkets do count towards the tier ranking.
@Fehzor Thanks, I corrected the original post. I can't believe I forgot about such essential parts of any good suggestion list.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:55

#37

Iron-Volvametal

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U GAIS R DUM OOO SHUD AD A NEW PRT OF HAEVN I THNK IT SHUD B CALLD DIDNY WOHRL!

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 21:47

#38

Thexenicsniper

-13

u just lost the game
i disagree for all of them, it would just make the game sucky and horrible
but the 14th one +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I NEED MY TORTODRONE TO FIGHT

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 23:30

#39

Kentard

*farcepalm*

Read that title very very carefully.

@Serell: Not bad. But here's mine. Complete with stats and everything, and a way to balance the bow. ;)
Problem, Aemicus? :P

(also someone please teach Thexenicsniper Sarcasm 101 and Trolling 101).

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 23:33

#40

Aemicus

@Kentard I don't necessarily

@Kentard I don't necessarily think that these suggestions are bad or good, it's just the ones that get put up waaaay to often and don't offer a significant amount of positive change to the game.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:07

#41

Kentard

True dat.

I did offer a new mechanic for guns in my suggestion though, you're welcome to take a look if you like. Not sure if that allows for a significant amount of positive change, as you describe, but it certainly would revolutionize gunning.

Also, yea, you forgot about magic spells and knight abilities. huehueuhue.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 21:50

#42

Hexzyle

You forgot to mention pets

You forgot to mention pets again. We need another pet thread plz.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:04

#43

Aemicus

Look at the first suggestion

Look at the first suggestion :P

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:54

#44

Schattentag

um...

i dunt kno if this has been suggesed alredy, but i think it wuld be RLY COOL if sprial knites had PETS. if i had a pet wolvre it wuld follow me and attack things and portect me from harm. SO COOL!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 06:56

#45

Skold-The-Drac

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Press the button for reaction

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 14:28

#46

Schattentag

ok sorry it was stupid forget

ok sorry it was stupid forget i brote it up but it wuld stil be SO COOL if the made pets

I should save that link, though. It'll come in handy when people actually come by asking for pets again, and Lawd knows they will.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 15:05

#47

Marona

My opinion on each idea:

1. If the system is good, yes. If it has anything to do with energy to feed it, then no.
2. Let the economy decide
3. No. Then SK team won't make money. That's how they get their money sadly:P
4. (I don't see a 4)
5. (don't know)
6. (don't know)
7. Yes! Ban some weapons!
8. Yes!
9. No.
10. Skolver is too overused...
11. Yes, yes, yes to all.
12. Oh god no-_-
13. YES!!!
14. YES! EVEN IF IT BECOMES A RARE MONSTER!
15. Err...how about energy instead? Like national parks of haven?

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 17:20

#48

Severage

@Marona:

Someone got trolled.

The fact that you said "Yes" to anything implies you actually took this thread seriously, which is pretty sad imo. lolol

~Sev

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 01:56

#49

Kentard

@Schattentag:

Lovely idea. Saves us the trouble of actually coming up with replies.

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 02:15

#50

Faronel

Accually, 14 would be

Accually, 14 would be amazing.

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