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How do you eat: Pizza Lunchables - cooked or uncooked?

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Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:18
Sodaaddict's picture
Sodaaddict

(Background: The food at my university is crap, but Lunchable pizzas are sold in a campus store. Therefore, I consume many of them.)

So I've been eating those little Lunchable (brand name) pizzas for quite a long time. I've always cooked them, too. I make them, then I cook them in a microwave until they're nice and hot and gooey, and then I ingest them using standard procedures for food consumption. Fairly straightforward.

However, a few days back I came upon another student in my dorm lounge eating a Lunchable pizza similar to mine... uncooked! I was aghast, so I asked him about it. According to him, those little pizzas are SUPPOSED to be eaten uncooked. I find this idea laughable - why would anyone eat an uncooked pizza?

I was unable to convince him, however, so I have taken to my favorite forum to gather opinions on this subject and come to a conclusion. Spiral Knights, give me your thoughts!

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:17
#1
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Derp

Me being myself, I am lazy, therefore I eat it uncooked. What your friend says is untrue, I perfer to eat it uncooked, but you, apparently, can eat it both ways. THat is my opinion, thanks for reading! :O

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:27
#2
Shoebox's picture
Shoebox
Poop doesn't care if it was cooked or uncooked.

Who cares, it all comes out as poop.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:36
#3
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
^ Meh

Lunchables are cheap crap that ppl buy because they're lazy (ME :D) so, yeah... (Not calling you lazy Soda)

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:49
#4
Sodaaddict's picture
Sodaaddict
Lazy is true

Nah, 'tis true. They're easy to make, and can be cooked with my crappy dorm-issue microwave. That's half the reason I buy them. Admittedly, I also find them to be delicious. I have low standards.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:56
#5
Sodaaddict's picture
Sodaaddict
Also, @Shoebox

"Life is not about the destination, but rather the journey."
I hold the same principle to food. Sure, it's all eventually going to end up in the same place, but the taste of the food, and the way the food is eaten are equally important.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:12
#6
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i eat them uncooked, i just take em' out of the microwave hold it in my hand set it on fire and eat it with my peppermint lemonade.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 21:38
#7
Kive's picture
Kive
^

sorry hes been smoking licorice ignore him

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 06:16
#8
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
CORRECTION!

i've been smoking sour punch straws!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 15:33
#9
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Well if you can find an oven within a reasonable distance, why not bake the pizza? But I think it was made in mind that where ever one may bring it, there might not be a readily-accessible oven within close proximity.

It's up to you really, but if I were you, I'd have anything BUT the pizza from Lunchables.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:00
#10
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

oven's are for noobs....use a freezer! :D

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 19:57
#11
Wiki-Dale's picture
Wiki-Dale
What is wrong with you

What is wrong with you

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 20:06
#12
Det-The-Epicventur's picture
Det-The-Epicventur
*tries to eat a frozen lunchable*

ITS FROZEN GOODNESS NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM

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