Spiral Knights - It's official, knights are brainless

It's official, knights are brainless

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Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:12

Myllakka

So I've posted a while back about how SK likes to maim me with beheadings, chopping of the limbs, even this nightmarish dissolving stuff, but today? You've gone too far, SK, too far.

Just, what? What in the name of purple snipes is this? It's like my face just got peeled opened with a can opener--and let me tell you, I don't appreciate being told that my head is empty in this heavy-handed manner--and I'm about to slap someone with the skin or something.

Is this a graphics problem on my end? I think last time people said that their knights haven't done this before. :/

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:20

Soulstaker

I think it's just a glitch or computer problem.

Maybe your computer can't handle the graphics of this game? Sometimes happen on SC2 for me. Graphics on high will make some things look demented.

Chopping of limbs looks fake....

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:18

Axonio

Spiral Knights, transform and roll out!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:18

Damienfoxy

Cant... Stop... Laughing!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:18

Heavy-Duty

...

Those Ghostmanes know more than just throwing and slicing with discs, they know how to get your knight when you are AFK....

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:24

Damienfoxy

Have you tried reinstalling?

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:43

Arquebus

Man,

I wish that happened to me. Then I could use the handicap elevators that only cost 5.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:55

Myllakka

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y u all laugh at my pain :c

Soulstaker: I don't think it's the computer, since I don't have problems with FSC or any in-game content, it's just the log in screen that screws up once in a while. The limb-chopping one happens only with that particular armour, since I think the Azure is just the Cobalt with another layer on top, so it's like the beheading one, just with more separation. I wish my PS skills were good enough to make that though!

Damien: Nope, too lazy for that since I don't have trouble in-game. It's kind of entertaining anyhow. xD

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 18:58

Soulstaker

I wish they had a repair

I wish they had a repair button for the client. But maybe reinstall the game?

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 19:27

Det-The-Epicventur

This is the part where I rage quit because of lag right?

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 22:02

#10

Dukeplatypus

Techsupportplatypus says:

Techsupportplatypus says: "Have you tried rebooting?"

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 22:04

#11

Dukeplatypus

Techsupportplatypus says:

Techsupportplatypus says: "Unintended double post is ironic."

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 02:24

#12

Aero-Shark

...

... Well, this kinda explains why knights you rescue in missions are as smart as stone. There's nothing in that head of their's... or body...!

However Mylla, I had no idea you were GIYGAS. Are you going to approach me repeating my name over and over again?
"DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC"
"I AM... H...A...P...P...Y."

This is going to play in my head every time I see her now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYb9kSCkjE8

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:26

#13

Severage

o,o

"Then I could use the handicap elevators that only cost 5."

Epic comment.

~Sev

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 14:04

#14

Amaki

Personally ...

I thought Axonio had the winning line.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 14:23

#15

Marona

...

Ufufu....*snrrk*HAHAAHAHAHAHA XDDD

I want that to happen to me just to get a laugh out of what my SK would look like. and also...

@Doctahwahwee
Giygas from Earthbound reference. Love it ;)

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:50

#16

Coatl

That is like the Ben version

That is like the Ben version of SK.

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It's official, knights are brainless