After the chaos of the original, I ask mother nature to make me a hill, she does, I destroy the other, and all within a mile of my hill gets squashed by a tree and chopped by a Cold Iron Vanquisher.
King of the Hill
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:27
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:26
#2
Uhhhhh, that is not
Uhhhhh, that is not KotH.
*Rewinds to first post*
Ahhh, you guys have to try and pwn my hill.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 19:27
#3
Your hill is smell of poo-poo
Your hill is smell of poo-poo and Jersey Shore.
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 13:01
#4
I pwn your hill with a
I pwn your hill with a nuclear bomb.
My radioactive hill
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:59
#5
I use Powpowpowpowpowpow's
I use Powpowpowpowpowpow's glue and stick him to that radioactive bump of poo-poo.
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 18:57
#6
I get piss_d at this thread
I get piss_d at this thread becasue we have one already.
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 16:53
#7
No, no, no!
Oh dear, this is not good, pow has found his way to the GC, well, no, nobody will post anymore (Besides you!) Nobody gve this guys attantion
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 19:09
#8
He needs lots of
He needs lots of attention.
Waits at the top of the hill for Powpowpowpowpowpowto to run up the side then kicks him in the balls.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 19:21
#9
lame....... time TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i summon a keyblade find the keyhole which ban anyone who post expect me and i lock the hill so anyone on it is stunk for forever and only way to open it if you had the keyblade i had so this form is in lockdown
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 22:07
#10
So glad to have split myself into a dark and light half.
I have my dark half go to the the hill and turn into a shadow, bypassing the lock. He then fires his Faust Cannon, which has the power of 947274163785945272940628048.41737528084106493288943685384569 Gran Fausts, at everyone on the hill. He, who is techniclly me, is now king of the hill. And, because he was not posting, he is not banned.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 04:28
#11
HAH
I get mother nature to make me another hill. She does and whoever goes near is banned. EXCEPT MEEEEE
Faronel, your stupid dark half gets eaten by god. GOD IS DIVINE.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 05:51
#12
A YOU 2 ARE BAN B MY KEYBLADE CAN GET THROUGHT THE THING BECAUSE
MY KEYBLADE IS DIVINE So i get pass the thing found the keyhole and a key chain who mean new keyblade and lock up the hill and so when your MOTHER NATURE COMES SHE IS IN MY KEYBLADE ALSO THE SHDOW I KILLED IT AND ONE THING IT A HEARTLESS so FARONEL your now half heartless and half you
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 09:02
#13
*turns back into an angel and
*turns back into an angel and gets GOD to kill you* MY HILL
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 16:50
#14
I conquer the hill with minor
I conquer the hill with minor effort. Why? because there is no scientific proof of the existense of "gods" or "angels", so you, little-cloud and your god dosen't exsist. Unless there is a proof of exsitence proven trough various tests. SCIENCE.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 17:04
#15
Ah, science.
I go through a long quest to get my dark half's heart back. After which, me and him go to the hill and shoot Zinco with a gun, killing him. I then bring logic onto the Cradle, Protecting me in several ways. My hill.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 19:01
#16
1 you dead 2 i blow you up
i get a bomb and kill you and i blow up the hill and i lock the keyhole
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 20:17
#17
I find a new hill and dig a
I find a new hill and dig a mote around it filled with sticky carmel. Then I put a flag on the very top of it while yelling king of the hill.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 09:23
#18
explosions!
I toss a shivermist buster over on the hill, then proceed to blow it up with 100 pounds of C4. I then devastate the surrounding area with toxins, pesticide, and radiation so it becomes a flat patch of dead wildlife. I then set up a subterranean tunnel system then collapse it and build up a mech hill in the giant sinkhole i created. And why did everbody move to pows thread?
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:11
#19
i get gabe newell, creator of
i get gabe newell, creator of valve to ban everyone exept himself, gabe newell is king of the hill
me, i just get to be king of the sinkhole :(
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 12:49
#20
/me kills grittle with a
/me kills grittle with a supernova knocking him into a random patch of shadow fire.
I brought this to the forums, and you have stolen it!
/me destroys the world, and everything on it. except the hill. and me. and my weapons.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 13:02
#21
HEY i said i was king of
HEY i said i was king of sinkhole,
gabe newell, creator of valve is king of the hill
seesh, you should really read posts
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 13:16
#22
Meh, I never said you were
Meh, I never said you were the king. I reserved a special death for you, then took over the hill. Simples.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 13:30
#23
but gabe newell banned
but gabe newell banned eveyone exept himself to the hill with valve time
besides, here is GABE NEWELL
http://press2reset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/GabeNewellScreen.jpg
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 22:38
#24
let's stop this, we're
let's stop this, we're getting off topic.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:41
#25
Ssend it to the GRAVEYARD.
Ssend it to the GRAVEYARD. And only in the GRAVEYARD can we be rid of this menace. Put it in the GRAVEYARD!!!
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:46
#26
Yes send it to the grave yard.
I am zombie. I climb out of my grave and stand on the hill putting my zombie flag on top. I'm king of the zombie hill. :D
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:00
#27
-_- Wow. why dont you read this spaz attack now:
SEND IT TO THE FORUM GRAVEYARD!!!! SEND IT! SEND IT! SEND IT!!! SEND IT TO THE GRAVEYARRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWW! TOOO TTHHHEEE GGRRRAAAVVVEEEYYYAAARRDD!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWW!!!!!!!!!! AAAAGGGHHH! GRAVEYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:25
#28
i lock the keyhole to the hill
also i find artistbma and unlock his heart and he gone like there no heart, heartless come so your a shdow and i kill you
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:13
#29
Skipping the randomness, I
Skipping the randomness, I kill Iamnoone with a voltedge charge, then move the area out of the graveyard, and no grim totems anywhere near him
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:32
#30
i am king of the sinkhole, no
i am king of the sinkhole, no big suprize
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 15:06
#31
Send this to the graveyard!
Send this to the graveyard! You wanna play king of the hill? Go do it on the original KotH.
Can you tell me where your mother is? I need to send her a most important memo. Y'know, something like: "Keep the glue away from your son".