AWWWW JEAH.
The Knights of ROCK! (KOR)
Looking for all willing and able bodied players for a HEAVY METAL good time! YEAH!
Remember, don't ask questions, JUST KILL! Because that's what we're al about, smashing and massacring monsters! TEAM SPIRIT! WHOA YEAH!

We may be a fledgling guild right now, but with your help (and the POWER of FRIENDSHIP*) KOR will become a FANTASTIC, EXPLOSIONISTIC place filled with MANY PEOPLE!

*Note: When we say Power of Friendship we are actually referring to game breakingly powerful God items and rampant, unchecked backstabbing amongst the ranks in order to weed out the weak, old and sick while the strong cruelly oppress them! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

KOR is also looking for some FANTASTIC people to fill the Admin and Mod roles on it's forum! (kor.mmoguildsites.com) YEAH! HUH-HAH!
Admins are great at exercising their powers responsibly, because they have the POWER OF TRUE LOVE**!

We also host MANY PLOBZASTIC CONTESTS on our forum! (Or will, once membership hits at least 15) What's a plobtaztic you say? I DON'T KNOW. But whatever it means, it means HEAD EXPLODING AWESOME.

**Note: When we mention the Power of Ture Love we actually mean sticking something sharp into someone else until they stop moving. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

You can apply for membership at our AMAZING FORUMS! Right here, again: www.kor.mmoguildsite.com

Everybody is welcome, because EVRYONE IS EXCELLENT*!

*Note: Excellence is decided by the staff in a pit arena knife fight against grizzly bears. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!