ANIME SWORD
Anime Sword is a 10 foot long sword that instantly kills any GM, person with taste in television, or Jim Dale. Anime Sword can only be obtained by buying 10,000 CE, unlocking Luigi in Super Mario 64, making Pokey move faster, giving Chris a Snipe, and defeating Jim Dale in naked combat.
IMPLEMENT NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT COSTCO DOWN THE STREET AGAIN.
I wish I was 12 again
I used to laugh at crap like this but now I just get depressed that as I get older, everything starts to become less and less enjoyable.
I can wear a headband in the naked combat right dale?
but...all the conditions for unlocking it have to do with games or money, and non anime related games at that...
even for a joke this could be better. Also implying that every anime is bad and has no value. Watch something other than cartoonnetwork...seriously (not that they're all bad, but that's just the general exposure to anime).
"I wish I was 12 again. I used to laugh at crap like this but now I just get depressed that as I get older, everything starts to become less and less enjoyable."
and it will only get worse
time to break out the german emocore and some tylenol
"instantly kills anyone with taste in television"
I take offense to this.
Anime isn't just over the top fights, massive hair and ridculous swords.
I'd pay loads for a massive wig accessory, though.
I should say that taste is not required to watch television.
No offense, I know you're just having fun but imho these kinds of threads have been done to death and they aren't funny in the slightest anymore.
Also obligatory 12 year old humor.
Lul. That particular bit was not lost on me.
Overall I'm getting kind of sick of people making troll threads in an attempt to be funny too. I find it far better when people make troll responses in other threads. Requires more thought/creativity after all.
Quote: "and defeating Jim Dale in naked combat."
Only Jim-Dale.. only jim-dale indeed..
@ Guyinshinyarmour
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Might I suggest that one also has to not eat the mushroom and beat ninja gaiden to get said weapon?
@Wiki
You really think anime is just over the top battles with little meaning at all? You obviously haven't seen anything aside from the typical Shounen Jump. I mean honestly have you ever watched Toradora! or Clannad or Clannad Afterstory or Elfien Lied or Baccano! or Darker than Black or Azumanga Diaoh or Fate/Stay Night or Air or Chobbits or Baka and Test or Eden of the East or Blue Exorcist or Another or the billion other shows I've seemed to forgotten
If you tell me you don't like em. Fine. But if you tell me there all crap because the only thing these shows feature is meaningless over the top Mega-Fights, you are sadly mistaken.
Maybe Elfin Lied isn't the best anime to contradict with. It had more than its fair share of anime blood and violence.
They brought back toonami for april fools. So meeeannn...
As fellow Not-Jim-Dale, I am qualified to answer you: you cannot know Jim-Dale. Jim-Dale is unknowable. The inferior minds of Not-Jim-Dales like us cannot grasp the mere concept of Jim-Dale. But Jim-Dale knows you. Jim-Dale knows you better than you may like. In time you may come to accept this fact, but in the meanwhile, as Not-Jim-Dale, I suggest running into your closet and cowering in fear. This, of course will not change the fact that you cannot hide from Jim-Dale, but it will serve to prevent you from going insane. Maybe.
Not-Jim-Dale thinks that Jim-Dale has a childhood grudge against pronouns.
Amazingly enough Jim-Dale used pronouns on holidays *see Jim Dale action figure thread*
"JIM DALE WHY ARE YOU INSULTING MY ANIMES"
"IMPLEMENT NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT COSTCO DOWN THE STREET AGAIN"
and defeating Jim Dale in naked combat.
Only if it comes to fisticuffs on top of a giant robot. There needs to be a nuclear bomb and a girl who's knocked out, and JD must address me as BRRRROTHER in a heavy British accent.
IIRC you also need to do a barrel roll to avoid Jim Dale's attacks.