Not because I have to work tomorrow or anything, I have a week off of break. Just self-loathing.
Say something, make something, or do something that makes me feel better about myself or makes me feel less bad about myself.
For the first person who successfully does this, I will give you 300 CE in-game, mailed to your identity knight (or knight's name that you post in the forums on)
The link didn't work for me Fallconn, I'll let ya fix it for a second chance to hopefully make me feel better about myself today.
now I am creeped out.
The stakes are higher now, 400 CE if you not only make me feel better or less worse abour myself, but you also have to un-creep me out as well.
Otherwise if you just make me feel better / less worse, then it's still just 300 CE.
I still feel terrible.
I am going to put together a little joke... It'll be really stupid.
Q:How many elephants can you fit in a pickup truck?
A: 4, 2 in the seats and 2 in the trunk.
Q:How many giraffes can you fit in a pickup truck?
A: None there are already 4 elephants in it.
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Q:How do you know if there is 1 elephant in your fridge?
A: There is a footprint in your butter.
Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
A: They giggle when the lights turn off.
Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
A: You can't quite close the door.
Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There is a pickup truck in your driveway!
This was some stupid series of jokes my friends told me. I'm amazed i even tried with this. However, if i win, my IGN is Artistbma.
God made you special and He loves you very much.
Come on.......this has to make you feel a little better:)
Aw man; hope you feel better soon.
Condolences to Diamondshredie aswell.
EDIT: Owait. I have a chance to win 300 ce? :o Fail for not reading to OP -_-
Aw, keep your CE. I don't want it. I'm not here to take your energy. I just love you and you don't have to pay me for it.
"EDIT: Owait. I have a chance to win 300 ce? :o Fail for not reading to OP -_-"
Hmm, I like your cleverness, but I see right through you. I know what you are doing, I know what you are trying to do, AND I LIKE IT! That's my kinda way to win. You see... others are transparent. You, my good sir, are translucent. That is a step up, you used editing to your advantage, a mechanic of these forums.
So far you win, but that's just because you are sneaky and clever. I don't actually feel better, so the CE is still up for grabs and there is no declared winner yet.
Anyways, I use self-loathing as an excuse to drink... is that... normal? Yeah, It's fine. I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Determinism
Everything we do, and will do are predetermined. I believe that humans themselves have no free will - Why would it be logical to think that we're any different from the stardust we're made out of? Sure, we're more complex, but...In the end, that's all every one of us is. Stardust.
Seeing as we have essentially no free choice, life itself is just a ride. See the sights, and... enjoy it. There's no reason not to.
:)
Oh, we're posting Veggie Tales? In that case, I present to you:
You want me to make you feel worse about yourself?
I'll give it a shot...
There are lots of people who have spring breaks and they are going to varius places around the world. Don't think you are spoiled staying at home. Your not lol. I am too and I am going to Chicago and every one around the USA will be going to Hawaii, Florida, Colorado, and all those nice sunny places.
@Korakc, I am not a school girl. I couldn't give two damns if someone else goes somewhere for spring break and I do not. Also, that picture. I don't get it, probably because I can't read it.
So far, Etendue actually tried so he MIGHT get the money, however Jmsa I see will get at least 50 CE for cleverness. Money is still available.
Here are some links of Toy Story remixes that I thought was funny, same with one of my friends, my brother and my sister :P So here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXpb6CkUrMk Riverside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvS8EA7iVI&feature=related Japanese Nukelear thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNakiiWn2n4&feature=related Sparta Remix, listen to the whole thing, it's cool :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I4-4l6oRNQ BUZZ LOOK AN INVADER >:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjK77z4L7Q&feature=related Zero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55RgcOEVyiI&feature=related Gideon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-tKH1dA5U&feature=related Dispenser (mind his drunk laugh :3)
Hope this cheers you up! ;) Best wishes,
Isekuube
Okay, let's be honest here: I want CE. Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't care that you're not feeling great, but anyone who denies wanting CE is straight-up lying. That's like saying "No, please don't give me $1,000, Mr. Nice Philanthropist, Sir. I don't want any money at all. I'd rather sleep in my nice, cozy, warm cardboard box." But anyway, there's no point in feeling badly at all, really. Life's too depressing to be taken seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyway, so what's the point in not enjoying what you have?
*Cue Drill Sergeant Voice*
NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT UP OFF THE FLOOR, STOP WALLOWING IN SELF-PITY, AND ENJOY YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, SOLDIER!!! YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS TOUGH, HUH?!?! YOU STOP YOUR SELF-LOATHING RIGHT THIS MINUTE, SOLDIER!!! YOU STAND UP STRAIGHT! YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH, YOU KEEP YOUR SHOULDERS BACK, AND YOU CHARGE HEAD-ON AT LIFE! IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! YOU MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! YOU DON'T WANT LIFE'S LEMONS! WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THE-RAWRCAKE LEMONS!
I'm bored.
I will leave these things here:
You are ugly and you smell bad.
Now give me the money you're going to give a friend.
and give it to the guy who necroes this thread a year from now, then F/Rs you in the game asking if he won.
If you're trying to feel less bad about yourself...
You can always check here.
I mean, what better way to feel less bad about yourself than to see all the (Cross-out HTML Tag)stupid(/Cross-out HTML Tag) people who say such silly things?
My job is to make people laugh.
Or cry.
Well, mostly cry.
I'll just stop now.
~Sev
hmmmm link fixed