...because we are too busy making sure our Devilites do not get out of hand. That does not mean we will not. I am here to make sure no worker gets a break by getting on a Knightly Forum. No Devilite should be on, or I will make an example of them...
Undercorp should not participate in Public Forum
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 21:43
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 21:57
#2
Undercorp
I prefer you not do that, especially while wearing Armor of the Fallen. Anyways, you should get back to work. I prefer not to get my hands dirty with filthy Knight cobalt shreds. Our CEO will be very joyful that you hand such a weapon over. You may be promoted some day...
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:19
#3
Promoted? ********
I am wearing snarbolax set with shadow max on both, a dark fang shield with shadow max, a blitz needle with fiend vh, a final flourish with fiend vh and a btb with fiend vh.
You better not mess with this knight.
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:31
#4
...
You're wearing a "snarbolax set with shadow max on both, a dark fang shield with shadow max, a blitz needle with fiend vh, a final flourish with fiend vh and a btb with fiend vh?"
...
You must be so powerful. Tell me again why you have to wear all that to assault an unarmed worker while invading an already run-down city??
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:46
#5
Well, the answer is in my last name
Its CUZ IM X-TREME!!!
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:24
#6
This is an emergency!
Quick! Assemble the Devil-IT squads!
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 06:29
#7
Don't mind me, just walking
Don't mind me, just walking through town with several large gu-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
I really don't see how that warrants a tv to the face!
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 06:37
#8
3
The things I do to make those chairs hurt less...
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 08:03
#9
...
We as Undercorp take pride in our products. Some Devilites love to do so by offering Free Samples to roaming Knights as quick as possible.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:23
#10
Jim Dale supports American
Jim Dale supports American made products that are not at all on a foreign fictional planet.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:22
#11
Heee....
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:18
#12
Not Jim Dale supports Jim
Not Jim Dale supports Jim Dale's support.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:41
#13
...*grabs popcorn*
*noms on popcorn* This thread is interesting. Do the free samples include popcorn?
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:49
#14
Guess who's back from Cuba!!
Guess who's back from Cuba!! Don't worry guys, I'll be starting some economy rant posts in a bit. You kids have much to learn about crown distribution in this game & how it's very similar to Cuba's money distribution system. So who missed me? I got pixess!!
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 17:37
#15
Hmm...
Just a heads up- I'm seeing Devilites in this thread. That is not a good sign unless you're ready to get Fired. By the way, you will be working on Sundays now. Be aware no more coffee breaks until the Eternal Pile of Ashen Paperwork gets sorted out.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:00
#16
Waaa?
Wait? I'm not a Devilite, I'm a Spiral Knight and-...oh crap. *flee*
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:50
#17
Allow me to take a cue from
Allow me to take a cue from Tsu, and say...
SUUUUUUUUNSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:27
#18
Just a friendly
Just a friendly reminder:
Please keep the chair throwing to a minimum after 12 'o clock. That's when the kids are in bed. I don't want them to be influenced by these devilite shenanigans.
Stay Poisoned my friends,
-Your local Toxilargo
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:29
#19
...
@Doctorspace
A suicide by Sun Shards over a little paperwork? Please. It'd be better if you just hand it over...
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 22:33
#20
~
Any of your workers' fireballs, trash, chairs, or whatever else you guys throw.
He's getting a Faceful of Argent Peacemaker Bullets and a Stab from my Final Flourish while I'm wearing Valkaryie (Your unmentionable name).
Otherwise, I'll leave you all at peace.
Just remember though, the Unmentionable (Valk Armor Set) will not be happy if one of your workers mess me up while I'm heading to Vanaduke's Lair.
(Technically I'm using the Sera Set, but I thought I'd go Valk for the more dramatic effect.)
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 07:33
#21
Profit?
Sales are down by 15%
I think its because of all the free sample we keep giving out...
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:12
#22
@Undercorper
I'm not with
@Undercorper
I'm not with Undercorp. I'm a knight.
Oh wait...
*runs away*
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:15
#23
The devilites would fix this
The devilites would fix this economy if they didn't stop goofing around so much..
Thanks for sharing ... >:)
*Takes out Barbarous Thorn Blade with fiend very high*
C'mere you!