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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 05:11
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Kraanx

Sup dawgs?
heres the deal: seeing as now spiral knights have a chef, i had this weird idea of hosting this recipe contest, but when i say recipe, i mean food-wise, savy? like vanaduck a l'orange, for example.
anyway, here is how it works: just put in your recipe, be creative and all that stuff. rules are:
1- recipes can involve either monsters themselves with materials, monsters without materials, or materials alone.
2- no dicrimination among recipes, so they dont necessairily have to be made of naturally edible things ( yes, u may put in iron, bronze, shards, whatever).
3- there are 3 prizes, for first place, 2nd, and 3rd respectively ( brace yourselves, you dont say comments are coming). the first one is 100 ce, the 2nd one is 50 ce, and the 3rd one is 25 ce.
5- make it look/seem nice.
4- i made dis rule cuz i had nothing better to write. anyway, remember to put cooking procedures, ingredients, all dat stuff(ing).

Recipes will be evaluated on:
funnyness;
creativity;
And hunger (my hunger, of course), meaning how tasty you make it sound.
may the (hunger) games begin, yaaaay.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 05:27
#1
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Venomousbiohazard
Filet of snipe

Pick a juicy snipe (watch out for strangers) preferably wingless as it will be more tender. Cut into steaks. The chef will have multiple opportunities to cook in the clockworks.... depending on the way you like your meat. T1 for rare and bloody, T2 for pink middle and T3 for well done. Garnish with jelly gems. Keep snipe head and insert a gel core into mouth for a tasteful look (Bow and arrow and Gamemakers not included). Add rock salt or blaze pepper in your preferred amount. Serve.

You can also make a broth using the leftovers. Use monster bones for broth and cut meat into small chunks. Serve in a mug of misery.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 06:14
#2
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Vescrit
"2- no dicrimination among

"2- no dicrimination among recipes, so they dont necessairily have to be made of naturally edible things ( yes, u may put in iron, bronze, shards, whatever)."

You say that now, while your teeth aren't broken.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 08:38
#3
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
you say that now that your

you say that now that your armor haz teeth...

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:04
#4
Golgomath's picture
Golgomath
BARBECUE!!!!!!

Barbecue time!

Snipe Nuggets - Cube snipe meat. Fry in oil until golden-brown. Enjoy!

Wolver Steak - Take choice wolver meat and place on grill or heater shield. Cook until desired.

Spicy Jelly - Find Explosive Jelly (any type is fine). Remove explosive core. Defuse core with baking soda. Slice core into thin strips and saute with cooking sherry and a dash of cayenne pepper. Melt the rest of the jelly cube in a pan and add core strips. Mold to desired shape. Serve slightly warm or chilled.

Creep Cake - Kill Creep Cake. Eat and share!

Bon appetite!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:14
#5
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Devilish Desserts

We as Undercorp are also known for our sweet teeth! I learned this recipe from my mummy...

Crunchy Choco-Chaos Cake (The Devilite's food choice!)

A teaspoon of expired sugar
Fricky's Fine Flour (burnt)
Mug of Misery
Trojan Horseshoe
Frosted Cake Helm
A block of lead
Three buns of Loatheful Loafs
Frankenfrosting
Jell-O Temptations
Malnutricious Milk
A lot of work
Secret Ingredient: Hatred

Stir the gallon of Milk and twenty cups of burnt flour in a rectangular bowl for about ten minutes before you add a cup more of milk. By then, drop in some temptations and a Block of Lead (this will dissolve rather quickly now that the previous combination turned the food acidic). Put in as many as you want, to add sweet flavor! Craft a mug of misery and trojan horseshoe when you get by an Alchemy machine. This would now make the batter purple and sour. Add a teaspoon of expired sugar, and do not stir. When you place it over a furnace, the sugar will dissolve into the batter very quickly. Turn the Loatheful Loafs buns and break them to itty bitty pieces and throw them into the bowl! After about an hour next to that furnace, take the batter, now a purplish sinisterly sweetened, and throw it on the ground and kick it as hard as you can. Bash it against anything. Release all hatred until you cannot attack it any more. Burn, poison it, anything. When you're done with your rage, put it back in the rectangular bowl (oh, did I mention you shouldn't attack the bowl?) and fill it with a cup of Malnutricious milk and cook it over a Poison emitter. Eventually, it will turn a violet color, meaning it is finished! Take the Frankenfrosting and just cover it, and voila! All those chemical reactions made chocolate of your dangerous dessert! Put a Cake Helm on top and eat away!

(This recipe is for devilites only. Knights who eat of this will become awkwardly sick and turn into a furious stage for about three weeks.)

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 15:33
#6
Grittle's picture
Grittle
nightshade cider2

nightshade cider: makes for 2 barrels
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2 CE

nightshade

blaze pepper

zee core

gel drops

mug of misery

frost gel

put the nightshade into a pot of gel drops for a day, this will dilute the poison and show its sweet/sour taste, mix CE, zee core, and frost gel into a mug of misery, the zee core will break the misery's curse and makes it a viable drinking mug, after a day, bring nightshade gel into the mug brew and mix it for a good 1/2 hour, garnish with blaze pepper and serve.

WARNING: do not do firestorm run for 10 minutes after drinking, the fire and the shadows will make you implode, bloat, and stink up the whole level, and you know lord vanaduke hates anything dirty

WARNING 2: zee cores may make you sleepy, dont drink more than 1 quart every 3 hours if your planning to do clockworks exploration, ment as a snipebowl/ sports event spectator drink

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:18
#7
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
A delicious Jelly donut! To

A delicious Jelly donut!

To make the delicious jelly donut, you must have the following items:

3 jelly gems (for super jelly flavor)
2 Rock jellies (for the chewiness of the jelly)
1 brute core (so the jelly stays firmly in place)
1 ring (to rule them all, to bind them, and in there darkness blind them. And so that the jelly can go in something)
5 gel cores (to go in the core of the donut duh)
1 happy spirit (so that you don't get mad that the recipe is too hard)
2 Royal Jelly cores (so that the donut has a regal air around it)
1 bowl (you'll figure out what it's for)
2 spoons (one for mixing, and the other for..something else..)
6 friends (no one said life was a bed of roses, honey)
1 magical wand (for imbuing ingredients into the ring)
1 knife (for killing and spreading)
3 gallons of delicious glazed sauce (for flavor)

1. First, take the 3 jelly gems and squish them into the Royal Jelly cores. This will give you Royal Jelly gems.
2. Take the Royal jelly gems and place them on the rock jellies carefully. Don't let them drop on the floor!
3. Place the brute core on top of the Royal Jelly gems. This will make a sandwich, which will have rock jelly on the bottom, Royal gems in the middle, and brute core on top.
4. With a happy spirit, murder 5 of your 6 friends with the knife. Then force the last friend to take a spoon and stick it up their nose. Make them cry, then tell them to flatten all of the gel cores. Then kill that friend.
5. Take the flattened gel cores and spread them all over the sandwich with the knife. Ever wonder why the jelly in jelly donuts is red? Because it is blood. It adds special flavor. Now you have a big gooey sandwich.
6. Take the sandwich and throw it into the bowl. Take the other spoon and mash up the sandwich until it looks like a big glob of goo.
7. Using the magical wand, imbue the gooey substance into the ring. Then use the wand to enlarge the ring and make it bread. This will give you bread filled with jelly.
8. Now, for a special addition to the donut, we dump 2 gallons of glazed sauce onto the donut for taste. Take the other gallon and shove it into your mouth. (hey you deserve something for cooking for a change!)

Your Jelly Donut is complete!

I bet it is delicious.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:40
#8
Skillkid
Strangest taste (name of food)

take one killed featherless snipe and if a stranger comes after u, take the apron thing to help light the fire to cook.
for some spice take an almirian seal and grind it down into dust. sprinkle on the snipe meat. if you want some ketchup use some snipe blood and put it on the table instead of tomato ketchup. Light shards add a crispy feel to the snipe pour over a single drop of your own blood( because knight blood is salty)
deep fry in the alchemy machine useing the alchemy vats. as an optional addition before frying pour in 9000 tonnes of horse fat too. and to top it off. pour molten lava from the planets core. No other lava will do

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:12
#9
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Awesomesock
Gremlin cog pie

A classic home-made desert favored by gremlins. What you will need:

5 gears
3 cups of gremlin gizmo
A cube of jelly
1.5 teaspoon of oil
2 teaspoons of fuel
A cup of nails

First mix all the fuel, oil and jelly and kneed it until it's solid, then cover the mold with it. Put the gears inside afterwards and cover it all in nails and gremlin gizmo. Bake in the temperature of 220 Celsius degrees for 45 minutes.

Don't break your teeth!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:44
#10
Merethif's picture
Merethif
Merethif's Reaper

Merethif's Reaper Ribs

Ingredients

  • 4 Reaper Ribs
  • 2 cups of sliced Forbidden Fruit
  • 2 Fire Vials
  • 1/2 cup of Volt Oil
  • 1 teaspoon of Blaze Pepper
  • 1 tablespoon of Blast Powder
  • 2 tablespoons of Rock Salt

You will also need

  • Mining Helm
  • Heater Shield

Directions

  1. Turn the Mining Hat upside down. Inside it combine Forbidden Fruit, Fire Vials, Volt Oil and Blast Powder to make a sauce
  2. Preheat Heater Shield to level 8
  3. Place Reaper Ribs on a Shield, season with Blaze Pepper and Rock Salt and cook ribs until tender.
  4. Pour sauce over the ribs,
  5. Continue cooking for an hour, turning Reaper Ribs every 10 minutes

Bon appetit!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 16:31
#11
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The-Ark
Devilte Salad

Ingredients:

1 cup Forbidden Fruit

1 teaspoon Rock Salt

2 teaspoon Brimstone

1 Blazepepper, Diced

2 Curse Vials

1 Trojan Horseshoe

4 Pounds Greaver wing scales, shredded.

Materials:

Firo Driver

Cheap Helmet

Shadow Steel Plate

Directions:
Mix brimstone, rock salt, and blaze powder in the helmet. Heat up shadow steel plate to 350 with firo driver and fry Greaver Wings for 5-10 minutes, stir occasionally. Mix in forbidden fruit and fry for another 5 minutes. Sprinkle in trojan horseshoe shavings and mix in with rocksalt-brimstone mixture. Pour in curse vials while stirring. Place in helmet of your choice and serve. Serves 6-8 Knights. Enjoy!

(Slight chance of causing strong curse).

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 02:16
#12
Zxze
Ia cuisine

Ingredients:

JeIIy MaiI
Prismatic Frosted HeIm
BIue Shards
Green Shards
YeIIow Shards
2 woIvers, preferabIY aIive
a trojan's head hair
a piece of branch from a Iumber.
Dark Fire Vanaduke's Armpit Hair.
For seasoning, Ice Queen pee
A deviIite (IT MUST BE DEAD!!!!)
Swarm seeds (3 of them)
Toe NaiIs ( preferabIy from snarboIax)
A few mixing instruments

WARNING: May poison you for Iife thus reducing your dmg by 99% and your defence by 100%. DO NOT ADD ghost bIocks as it wiII agitate the meaI causing it to disapppear.

*To begin, cut the jeIIy maiI into thin sIices. The Prismatic Frosted HeIm wiII be the base.
*Set the jeIIy maiI sIices on them in horizontaI Iayers.
*Add some chopped bIue shards and Green shards. Check the yeIIow shards for signs of pee in them, then add them too.
*Take the 2 woIvers, ash taiI taste good, and then give them anesthesia. When they are down, pIace them in a squashing machine and squash them. Try not to kiII them. This can be made sure by watching the skin tension. High tension means they are going to die. Once this is done, Ieave them to awaken and thier Iife processes to take pIace. Check after 2 hours for signs of Iife. If they are dead, add them. If not, take a bIitz needIe and fire 2 rounds into them. Dont worry, the buIIets wiII not hinder cooking.
*Take the piece of branch and set it on fire. Set the pot on fire and aIIow to cook with constant stirring.
*During cooking, when the woIvers skins begin to meIt, add trojan hair to soIidify the mixture.
*After the mixture has soIidified and has a jeIIy Iike structure, add The dark fire vanaduke's armpit hair for smeII.
*To give the food a nice texture, add ice queen pee.
*After the food Iooks cooked and has a round shape, take the dead deviIite. Cut it into 4 pieces . 2 cuts horizontaIIy and verticaIIy. Set the 4 pieces into the jeIIy Iike mixture.
*Show the undercorper your midd** fing**
*Take the swarm seeds and bash them with a devine avenger. Add them when smaII into the mixture.
*The mixture shouId thicken now. Take a Ieviathan and stir the mixture. This is pureIy optionaI, but you can take some pIague essense and add it for sour taste
*Once the mixture's smeII is strong enough to make a Iumber faint (this can be tested. WARNING: do not test on yourseIf), turn off the fIame. The "Ia cuisine" is now compIeted.
*Season with toe naiIs and serve with fries ;)

Measures to be taken:
1) DO NOT EAT THIS
2) DO NOT SERVE THIS
3) This can be hardened using excess of Dark fire vanadukes hair and then mouIded into bIitz or AP buIIets and can poison enemies.
4) NEVER TRY THIS.
5) The overaII making costs 100000 ce.

Thankyou for trying our deIicious Ia cuisine.. mmmmm tasty!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SeriousIy dont try it XD.

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 21:37
#13
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
oh yes, i almost forgot, this

oh yes, i almost forgot, this contest will be accepting new recipes up to 30th april

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 04:28
#14
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
If you dont pick a winner

If you dont pick a winner soon...it looks like this thread is gonna go down in the 5th page of treasure vault...

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 05:43
#15
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
doesnt matter, i can still

doesnt matter, i can still read it.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:28
#16
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Well..true, true

Well..true, true

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 20:27
#17
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Jellied SNipe

Jellied SNipe Flambe:

WARNING: Very spicy.

Ingridients:

1 dead snipe.
5 Gel drops.
3 Brute Cores.
2 Royal Core.
1 fire vial.
2 cups of blaze pepper.
1/2 cup of powdered torchstone.
1 flame soul.
1/2 cup of rock salt.
1/2 cup of warp dust.
3 forbidden fruits (diced).
Wolver meat.

Equiptment:

Heater shield.
A sword.
A rock.
Several bowls.

Steps:

1) Preheat shield to 450 degrees farenheit.
2) Pluck snipe feathers. Throw them away or use as a convinient pillow to sit on while making this food.
3) Place gel drops and brute cores in bowl. Smush into paste with rock.
4) Add 1 cup of blaze pepper and the warp dust to paste.
5) The heater shield should be ready now. Smear the snipe with the paste, and cook for 1 hour.
6) In the meantime, take 1 Royal Core and stuff with forbidden fruits.
7) When Snipe is cooked, pour Fire Vial contents onto it.
8) Stuff royal core into beak.
9) Take other royal core and smash to paste.
10) Add the other cup of blaze pepper, the warp dust, and rock salt and mix iwht smashed royal core.
11) Smear snipe with new sauce. Any excess sauce can be used as dip for Mineral Chips (see below)
12) Shread the wolver meat into tiny shreads.
13) Stuff snipe with wolver emat.
14) Serve.

NOTE: Have a water globe producer nearby. Also expect sponanious combustion from pure spiceyness.

Mineral Chips:

WARNING: May break teeth.

Ingredients:

1 bowl of gel drops.
A LOT of shards, enamorock, etc.

Equiptment:

Heater shield.
A rock.

Steps:

1) Take rock, and smash the crystal into powder.
2) Drop powder into gel drops. Create doughy stuff and use to form chips.
3) Cook on heater shield at 100 degrees for 15 minutes.
4) Serve.

NOTE: Tastes good with Snipe Flambe sauce.

And what kind of meal would be complete without a drink?

Quicksilver Juice:

WARNING: May WILL cause extremly extreme hyperactivity.

Ingredients:

3 dead quicksilvers.
3 tanks of mist energy.
5 large crystal energy crystals.
5 cups of Static Clingers.
1/2 cup of warp dust.
2 shock vials.

Equiptment:

Tortodrone shell.
Several mugs of misery.

Steps:

1)Take everything and dump into tortodrone shell.
2)Stir until silvery liquid appears.
3)Serve in mugs of misery.

THE END.

This used to be a lot more epic but everything got deleted when the window randomly exited. I couldn't bring anything back. XP

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:16
#18
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
I need CE for my Fanfiction Awards, so let's give it a shot!

Ash Tail Pot Pie

Feeds 12

Ingredients:

3 Blaze Peppers
4 Bushy Tails
10 Green Shards
1 cup of Warp Dust
2 cups of Blast Powder
1 Ash Tail carcass

Supplies:

1 Heater Shield
2 Omega Shell
1 Combuster
1 Phial of Phear

Steps:

1) Grind the Green Shards and the Blaze Peppers, so they can fit into two cups.

2) Mix the 2 cups of Blast Powder with the Green Shard and Blaze Pepper powder together in the Phial of Phear.

3) Skin the Bushy Tails and toss the hairs, set the tails to the side to use later.

4) Skin the Ash Tail, cut off its tail, toss the hairs, and set the skinned wolver in the other Omega Shell

5) Put the Bushy Tails under the head, on both sides of the wolver, and where the tail should be.

6) Charge up the Combuster and unleash it on the Heater Shield, make sure only the explosions hit the shield.

7) Sprinkle the Blast Powder, Blaze Pepper, adn Green Shard powder on the Ash Tail

8) Set the other Omega Shell on top of the other one with the wolver and set it on top of the Heater Shield.

9) Wait 2 Hours for best results

10) Enjoy your Ash Tail Pot Pie!

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 00:08
#19
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
Prizes have been doubled.

Prizes have been doubled.

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:43
#20
Newominus's picture
Newominus
The Rocked Up Core

The Rocked Up Core

Serves 1/2 a Knight

Ingredients:
Rocky Core x1
Warp Dust x1

Utensils:
Proto Sword (or anything sharp)
*And possibly*
Proto Gun (or anything that shoots)

Steps:
1) Prepare the Rocky Core on a flat surface, the floor will do.

2) Attempt to cut the Rocky Core down the middle with an overhead swing, whilst steadying it with your hand.

3) If it hasn't broken, pull out your Proto Gun and repeatedly shout "BREAK YOSELF FOO", whilst firing shots at it.

4) If it still hasn't broken go back to step 3, otherwise continue.

5) You should end up with two halves of a rocky core, turn them facing up and sprinkle Warp Dust generously.

6) You will eat it, and you will like it. No complaints.

Precautions:
Remember to shout at least 90 decibels, or else its not a shout.

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:59
#21
Akvar's picture
Akvar
Clockworks Beer

Growing tired of sitting at the core with nothing to do? So were we that's why I'm sharing this most coveted recipe with you. This'll keep u busy till headquarters finds a way to breech the core.

Ingredients
-20 forbidden fruit
-10 gallons water
-5 royal core
-3 gremlonium
-2 everfrost

Boil water and forbidden fruit for 1/2 hour remove from heat . Add royal core (sugar source) and gremlonium (acts just like yeast), mix until dissolved. Lastly add everfrost for a perpetually cold brew. Pour contents into a keg made of redwood for dark beer, driftwood for light beer and ironwood for a nice IPA. Let cure for 1 moth and then let the fun begin. Serve in a mug of misery and be careful this has a strong kick for the untrained.

P.S. don't try and pick up Lieutenant Vaelyn at 2 a.m. when they have cut you off because you've had to much, she's a strong woman who doesn't take too kindly to the inebriants of the clockworks.

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 15:56
#22
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Shadownox
Chroma Delight/ A Boney Brew

Chroma Delight:

Ingredients:
2 dead chromaslisks (regular)
4 cups of chroma tears
1 container of blue shards
5 jelly cores
3 unstable cores
2 brutal cores
2 rocky cores
1 royal core
2 cups of warp dust

Equipment:
2 bowls
2 plates
1 spoon
1 oven
1 hammer

Directions:
1. Put 1 chromalisk on each plate.
2. Put both in oven, and preheat at 380 degrees for 1 hour.
3. Meanwhile, take the container of blue shards, and dump contents into 1 bowl.
3. Crush into powder with hammer. Continue crushing until it turns into a fine powder.
4. Dump both cups of warp dust into the powder.
5. Pour 2 cups of the chroma tears into bowl. Mix with spoon until liquid turns into a clear, cyan color.
6. Take all of the all jelly core, brutal core, unstable core, and royal core, and dump into other bowl.
7. Pour 2 cups of chroma tears into bowl.
8. Use spoon to mash into a pink colored paste. Unstable core should cause it to slightyly bubble.
9. Chromas should be ready now. Take both out, and pour half of the cyan colored liquid on top of each chroma.
10. Put back in oven, and heat for 10 more minutes at 450 degrees.
11. After chromas are done, take out.
12. Add paste, and smear over body.
13. Put one rocky core in each mouth.
14. Enjoy!

Serving size: 2 people each.

If desired, may use kelptolisks for a bigger serving size. Klepto Delight serving size is 4 people each.

Other types:

Salamander, for a spicy taste. If desired, add red shards instead of blue shards.

Tundralisks, for a hot day. If desired, add frost gel instead of chroma tears.

Electrolisks, for a sour, and tangy flavor. If desired, add volt oil instead of chroma tears, and light shards instead of blue shards.

Virulisk, for healing the sick. If desired, use soul dust instead of warp dust, ecto drops instead of chroma tears, and green shards instead of blue shards.

(WARNING: Only to be eaten if you are sick. Virulisks must be shown to proffesionals to be approved. Must be throughly cleansed, and kept fresh. Poison should NOT be removed from Virulisk(s). If cooked correctly, the special poison may counter the sickness, and heal the patient. Patient may fall under serious illness or may die if not cooked correctly)

Concerning all of the above: All cooking procedures are the same as the Chroma Delight.

A Boney Brew:

Ingredients:
Leftover bones and innards from Chroma Delight. (innards opptional)
2 gallons of water.
Various condiments: salt, pepper, etc. (optional)

Equipment:
1 Oven
1 Pot

Instructions:
1. Pour both gallons of water into pot.
2. Boil water over oven at 120 degrees for 10 minutes.
3. When done, add bones and innards into pot.
4. Keep warm over oven for a week.
5. After a week, smell brew. It should smell strong and bitter.
6. Add condiments.
7. Let simmer for 30min.

Serving size: 10 mugs of misery.

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 07:24
#23
Glaicer's picture
Glaicer
How to make a simple seafood soup.

You need:
3 cups of Droul drool.
1 Almirian walrus (the seals are too chewy).
5 Poisonous bramble stalks.
1 Tablespoon of Rock Salt (an Ionized Salt Bomb for that extra *zing*).
2 Tablespoons of crushed Frumious Fangs.
1 Maiden's Tear (good luck getting that).
1 Jelly helm.

Recommended:
2 Jelly Gems to garnish.
Blaze Pepper to taste.

Instructions:
1. On your Heater Shield, bring the Droul drool to a boil.

2. While it heats up, slice your walrus into medium chunks.

3. Dump the walrus in.

4. Carefully pour the Frumious Fangs into the drool, while stirring.

5. Using your Cautery Sword, remove the Jelly from the Helm, and let it melt in the soup.

6. With your Warmaster Rocket Hammer, crush the stalks and dump them in.

7. At this point, if you wish to add the peppers, you may.

8. Let simmer for two hours.

9. At the end, CAREFULLY pour in the Maiden's Tear (it might explode), and then garnish with your Jelly Gems.

10. Ring your Ghost Bell and say, in your best french accent, "Voila! Le Dinner iz ready!"

11. Have you and your party spend several hours trying to figure out how the heck to eat soup without spoons.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 22:00
#24
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Thewach
How to make a MANLY wolver steak

Ingredients:

1. Alpha Wolver (because normal wolvers are for p*ssies)

Instructions

1. Acquire alpha wolver

2. Charge up your Ash of Agni

3. Tenderize Alpha Wolver meat with your Warmaster Rocket Hammer

4. Skewer Alpha Wolver meat with your Barbarous Thorn Blade

5. Place Ash of Agni and wait until explosion

6. With your max fire UV Vog Cub coat and cap on, grab your skewered alpha wolver. Optional: A fire resist shield

7. Stand in Ash of Agni's haze until Alpha Wolver is cooked

8. Sit down in the haze and eat your Alpha Wolver like a man

I made this up in 30 seconds so probably no free CE for me

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:17
#25
Lucal's picture
Lucal
Roasted Lizard Chops

Ingredients:
-10 pounds of chromalisk meat (Lots of chops, lol)
-1 cup chopped blaze pepper (For spice)
-As much shredded cheese as desired
-Honey (Sweetener)
-Royal Jelly (Optional for extra sweetness)
Recommended: Piercing weapon.

Instructions:
Cut Chromalisk into pieces, remove internal organs and eyes and all of that stuff. Take 10 pounds worth of the slices and roast them over a spit. Pour some honey over the slices. Carefully stuff the meat with the blaze pepper, and pour some honey in.Roast until golden-brown. Stab at it with your piercing weapon to check if it is finished. When blood stops squirting out, it's safe to eat. However, you can cook it to Charred Lizard,(A bit TOO well done), or freeze it to shivering lizard(Freezing),barely dead lizard,(Like Rare Steak), Tough lizard,(Well-done), or Lesser Lizard,(Medium Well)

Optional: Add the royal jelly onto the chops after they are finished for extra sweetness.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 17:36
#26
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Regal-The-Soverine
BLAZE cabobs"NICE'N SPICEY"

serving size:2
Ingredients:

blaze dressing:
- 8 Gel Drops(preferubly from a Blast Cube, and for the love of vog DONT use an Super Blast Cube or Ultra Blast Cube!)*
- 4 Blaze Peppers(mix with Gel Drops first then mash other wise you'l be cleaning it up for a week)
- 1/4 tsp Rock Salt(warning if you go on a run throw the clockwerks within a week after eating you will not find any jellys)
- 1/4 tsp Volt Oil optional (for the suasidel mineac in you!)

blaze chunks(for the cabobs):
- 2 Critter Carapaces(preferubly from a Salamander.TIRE 1 ONLY!!!)*
- 1tsp Blast Powder(APPLY Blast Powder WITH EXTREME CAUSION!!!)*
- 1tsp Blaze Pepper Powder(DONT ADD UNTIL Warp Dust & Blast Powder IS MIXED!!)*
- 1tsp Warp Dust (dont consume pure)
- 2 Flame Souls(preferubly from a Pepperkat but a Salamander works to.TIRE 1 ONLY!!!)*

volcanic cooking blaze:
- 1 gal full Fuel Canister(for the love of vog dont i repet DONT drop it!!!)*
- 4 1lb piceses of Redwood(careful this is a highly combustabel substance!!!! X_X)*
- 2 Torchstones (DONT ADD ANY MORE)*

Instructions:

blaze dressing:add Gel Drops to a wooden bowl then add Blaze Peppers and mash until the mix is smoth then add Rock Salt(optional:Volt Oil for a suerg of delishusnuss and a heart stoping taste literaly)

blaze chunks(for the cabobs):chop up each Critter Carapace into 3 piceses and squer the meat on to 2 Monster Bones then mix together Warp Dust & Blast Powder (for the love of vog mix it therowly!!!)* then add Blaze Pepper Powder (mix it therowly & carefuly other wise you'l be cleaning it up for a week,and your friends will be cleaning you up for a week) add powder mix & blaze dressing to the blaze chunks befor cooking.spred mix therowly & evenly over meat then slow rost over volcanic cooking blaze at 300 deg. ferenhight for 3 hours. then serve it up NICE'N SPICY!

volcanic cooking blaze:pore Fuel Canister into a open fireplace with Redwood then add Torchstones to start fire dont remove Torchstones until done cooking.

* ignore statements if you,cary a Cooling Cell at all times,are imune to fire or have your last will and testoment ready.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:52
#27
Zinco's picture
Zinco
Special spicy wolver meat

You will need:

1 pound of wolver meat (pick alpha wolver meat, it tastes better, altought snarbolax meat is not reccomendable.)
5 piles of warp dust
3 gel drops
3 blaze peppers
2 lumber arm (the common lumber, any tier)
5 torchstones
1 pound of cheese (of your choice)
4 piles of rock salt
3 bags of potato chips (do NOT use the chips with flavor, just the classic ones)
An open area, a fuel canister, a lot of tin foil.

serves 3 - 8 knights.

First, cut the lumber arms into small pieces and cover a small part of the open area, set then on fire and wait until they are a pile of warm coal. Grind the wolver meat and the balze peppers, mix the meat with the blaze pepper and 2 piles of rock salt and cover them with tin foil. Place the torchstones in the coal pile, and then pour some fuel, after that place the wolver meat (covered in tin foil) in the coal pile and cover them with coal. Wait 1:00 - 1:30 hour.

Now for the dip. Mix the warp dust, blaze pepper and a pinch of rock salt with the gel drops, serve with chips.

After the meat is cooked, serve it in a large plate and place the cheese on the meat, wait a bit to the cheese melt, if you want, serve it with a cool beverage, also, remember to use hailstones to keep the beverages cool.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 14:30
#28
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Jerhue
Dessert worthy of Royalty

Ice queen ice cream

1 Ice queen (might need some tenderizing with a combuster first)

9 cups of rock salt

3 wafer royal cores

4 gummy rocky cores

6 chocolate hailstones

1 vanilla shivermist

5 perfect strawberry snowballs

3 glacius charge attacks

50ce

Love from a love puppy

Mix in a big alchemy bowl and share with your friends enjoy!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 13:18
#29
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Kraanx
Right then, this thread is

Right then, this thread is now closed and entering judging phase... wish yourselves luck!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 13:24
#30
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
kk

Good luck, Isekuube!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 13:40
#31
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Wish you the best of luck,

Wish you the best of luck, Artistbma!

Not you Isekuube...did you read my recipe? Its got those descriptions of the ingredients. Beat that. Lol.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:35
#32
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Kraanx
sryy for the delay folks..

sryy for the delay folks.. i'm done, here are the winners:
3rd place:Manly wolver steak(thewach)
2nd place: Jelly donut (artistbma)
1st place:Rocked-up core (newominus)
thanks to all of you for sharing your recipes (and for being really patient).
'till we meet again!
ps: if any of the players listed above has a different IGN, mail me in game (Kraanx) so i can send it to that name.
bye!

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:47
#33
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Wow... Congrats Atrist. I

Wow... Congrats Atrist. I thought I was going to win, Blast my Ash Tail Pot Pie! :P

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 17:40
#34
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Having fun, posting on stuff like usual.

EAT IT Isekuube.. lol

I think I won because of my "witty" reasons for the different ingredients.

Oh and Kraanx, my IGN is Artistbma.

Yea, im a one life kind o' guy.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 00:06
#35
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Newominus
Ehoohoo ha harr, thar be

Ehoohoo ha harr, thar be landlubbars on my... Landlubbars!

Im wondering what made you choose my recipe out of all of them :S

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