Since people love to blow up a hill, i say do the same thing on a spaceship but with few changes:
First off: You can't blow it up.
Second: You can't hack the ship's AI.
Last: It must orbit around this planet.
Same rules apply as the KotH (king of the hill). But, next poster assumes control of the ship.
All that Said: i'm getting out of here. *Takes lifeboat and leaves.*
I send the ship into a black hole. Since I can't blow it up or hack it.