Something similar from "familiars" in YPP...
Like a Jelly mini stuck in your shoulder(or in your hat, like Jellied stranger hat)
They'll be rare or just event prizes by the GMs...
This will stop Pets suggestions once and for ALL!!!!
I'm ready to get insulted [puts flame shield on]
Nothing new here, really. The go-to stopgap answer to all of the pet threads is the minimally-invasive cosmetic pet.
+0.5 for the effort towards stopping the masses, -0.5 for unoriginality and the likeliness that said masses will come to this thread asking why you don't go the full 9 yards and have combat pets.
+0 overall because I've stopped caring about pet suggestions.
P.S. If you hadn't mentioned pets, I probably would have been more open to this, but whatever.