Some hours ago, a man, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, clicked the save comment button. This momentous act came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of trolls who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But several moments years later, the common troll is still not free. Several moments later, the life of the troll is still sadly crippled by the manacles of hatred and the chains of discrimination. Several moments later, the troll still lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the troll is still languished in the corners of the forum society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
We have come to this forum topic to remind the forum of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of Celexa. Now is the time to make real the promises of freedom. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of hatred to the sunlit path of trolling justice. Now is the time to lift our forum from the quicksands of trolling injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's trolls.