Spiral Knights - "Thou Shalt Not"

"Thou Shalt Not"

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:10

Luguiru

These are the commandments of what users will not create threads for in this forum. If you require further explanation please hang up, remove your eyeballs, and skip merrily down the middle of the street closest to your current location. This list will be added to as incompetence occurs.

Thou Shalt Not (Make Threads Pertaining Or Akin To):

Overpowered Equipment
"I Want New Stuff"
Pets
Dual Wielding
Healing Weapons
Playable Gremlins
Shield Attacks
Removing the Energy System
Free Daily Items
Free CE Promotion
CE Obtainable In Clockworks
Lower CE Prices Manually
Combining a Bomb and Gun
Bastard English
One Hit Kill Weapons
Omnipotent Armor
"Pay To Win"
Whining
Flaming
"+1"
Flying
Teleporting
Mounts
"Skills"
Katana-Weaboo-Kawaii-Fodder
Mature Content
Invincibility Upgrade
Critical Hits
Unnecessary Rebalancing
Invincible Equipment
Ominpotent Weapons
Non-equipment Stat Buffs Excluding Vitapods
Grenades
Post Things That Are Not Suggestions
Sleep
Tortrodone

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:11

Trollingyou

"Combining a bomb and a gun"

This has already been done, sadly.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:13

Luguiru

Pants

Catalyzer is an exception. It tags mines onto an enemy, not throws bombs.

Pulsar is a broom.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:14

Kilmefirst

You missed one:

Post thing's that are not suggestions in the suggestions forum.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:18

Luguiru

Herp Derp

Just like the Bible this thread is self conflicting. Hurr.

Every day, or at least almost every day, I open this forum and find at least two of three new threads are on that list. I may be crashing the hammer on my own hand here but at least a few less spam threads will be created.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:40

Espeonage

Also Crystal Bomb series

Sleep/Tortodrone.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:11

Shue-Donnym

nao I seae thew orlde throu dimend eys

DON CRUS MAI DREMS U DERM CURSHRE U RUINE PPLS LIFES WIT YUR PESIMISTEM

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:43

Skold-The-Drac

20% cooler because STD approves

Yes, the initials to my name are STD. Get your laughter out now (censored) wolver clones and hammer boys. (Actually I approve of the hammer because now I get TWO weapons to look for instead of just the one! Devs pls start balancing the other weapons some so all PvP can be like this.)

But yeah, I approve of this thread.

〖Skold〗

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:55

Shue-Donnym

Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

You forgot to put "u knowe abote that somting bad post ure sugestions here on this tred couse i duno wat i shoud suges"

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 07:38

Serell

"Just like the Bible this

"Just like the Bible this thread is self conflicting"
Do you really find it wise to mock a religion on a site where anyone can see this and be offended?

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 08:16

#10

Luguiru

STD=Somewhat Transparent Ducks

"Mommy, a bad man on the Interwebnets said something conflicts with itself, he is saying the Bible is stupid and poo and stinky!"

No, I am not. There are areas where the context conflicts with itself or are completely ignored by modern society due to ethical reasons. Does that mean I hate religion and everyone because they are different so they must be evil? No, but apparently that logic is true for some people.

This thread is meant to be used as a reference link so when someone does create a thread anyone can post the link. If you would rather I make derpbillion analyses and make people cry, I may still do so.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 08:51

#11

Asukalan

I hereby disagree with

I hereby disagree with presence of Tortodrone on this list.

This is unaacceptable to put Tortodrone on this list next to suggestions like pets, remove ce, OP weapons and healing weapons.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 11:15

#12

Hexzyle

@Serell

I was mildly offended, but I get mocked a lot more in real life so I just end up not commenting on it.
Don't get riled up about something that someone said that they believe to be true but you believe to be false.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:21

#13

Serell

I see no reason why he had to

I see no reason why he had to make that comment that he knows will offend most people.
Oh well... whatever...

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 13:48

#14

Grittle

atleast he didn't condem my

atleast he didn't condem my flamethrower idea... :)

or rated it :(

This thread is really good, but needs additional banned ideas, please warp in some more

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 14:12

#15

Doctorspacebar

Luguiru, all those so-called

Luguiru, all those so-called "self conflicting" areas have been explained- not kidding, do the research. The top sentence of your response to Serell was not funny, it's mean-spirited and a generalization that doesn't even make up a significant percentage of Christians.

Now to point out the flaws in your list:
-Bomb and a gun? Sunshards, Catalyzer, and Pulsar say hi.
-Sleep could be rebalanced, don't discount it as impossible. Knights gaining half the damage they took when they were put to sleep by an attack would be an effective balance for Monster-caused Sleep.
-We'll have our Tortodrone back and you're not stopping us. NEVER!

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 15:41

#16

Severage

@Serell:

I was going to comment on that too...

But that generally ends up being a flame-war. Luguiru is obviously not Christian, so for him to say "I know everything about the Bible and it contradicts itself" is backed up by no evidence at all.

I'd recommend staying AWAY from controversial topics such as Politics, Religion, etc. Things like these only incite flame wars, trolling, and are no good for discussion in a gaming forum.

~Sev

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:07

#17

Luguiru

Crystal lines are "special" and do not follow the same mechanics as guns; Brandish charge fires a series of explosions, does that make it a gun or bomb? Catalyzer tags mines. Pulsar does not have nearly the same area of effect as max-charge-Nitronome-spam-everywhere-forever but manages to be almost as annoying.

That is what freeze does on enemies. Make a new mechanic.

I know Tortrodone will come back eventually, I refer to those who are not aware this has been addressed.

Addressing the matter of religion, if you wish to continue this topic please post links proving, for example, evolution is false; "the Internet told me so it must be true because everything on the Internet is true". I will not apologize if you do not want me to pop your mental bubble, as you are free to your own beliefs under United States law; if you are outside the country then derp. I am not being hateful; "hurr you are all stupid because I said so durr"; keep in mind there are those who require evidence to prove something exists, more than "just trust me". All religious arguments on the Internet never go anywhere: "I am right", "No I am right", "No you are stupid", "No you are more stupid", until everyone transforms into a bucket.

This thread is intended to be used as a reference so users will not have to reply to such concepts in depth, wasting their time; it will be moved tomorrow due to constant bumping interfering with real suggestions. I created it here so users may add to it.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:31

#18

Thinslayer

@Luguiru

You would be well-advised to avoid posting about religion, particularly Christianity. Christians are already hated-on worldwide and routinely stripped of any tolerance for their beliefs, so they don't need you to make it worse. Also, it's potentially against the ToS, which prohibits "religious slurs." Calling the Bible "self-contradictory" is considered a religious slur by some Christians (myself included), and the accuracy of your statement is not nearly as obvious as you might think. Tread lightly.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 21:55

#19

Severage

@Luguiru:

#Thinslayer

As for your "I need evidence because I must have reasoning without faith", you can have some evidence. Explain to me how a bacterium's flagellum (Which consists of 11 moving parts all necessary for its use), evolved out of no where. How can your "natural selection" theory say "Oh, all those pieces came together in one bacterium's life time", when Darwin specifically said that all evolution happened in slow, successive steps. If the flagellum had evolved in such a manner, the next generation would have discarded the useless flagellum pieces, because they could not function without the other pieces, according to natural selection.

By asking for "evidence" you're derailing your own thread and, in fact, starting the beginning of what will no doubt turn out to be a war.

Don't do this to yourself, friend.

~Sev

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 02:22

#20

Hexzyle

@Severage

Please...please don't start bringing up evidential crap. Because everyone's opinion is flawed in everyone elses eyes, and it's going to turn into a rage thread where we just shout random stuff at eachother without understanding what eachother is saying.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:00

#21

Tsubasa-No-Me

=.= lugu...

1. Religious Ignorance/tactless-ness

2. Blatant Judging (Not including your "ratings")

3. Opinion shoving. Yeah. All those things? Some of them are Legitimate suggestions. Not that you'd Care...

Don't even try to counter act any of this, Cause I've said my piece, and I'm never clicking on this thread again.

Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 06:39

#22

Zxze

Something to tell you.

1) This is the suggestions forum. If your just one of those other guys who has a problem with ignoring posts, then dont post in this forum. Post it in general forums. This forum is for suggestions. If you have one, make a thread, if not, DONT. "Making threads which are not suggestions" Should be on top of the list.

2) like i said, put the ignore buttons on these threads. Dont be so lazy, that you cant click page 2 to go to the imp posts. Spammers will spam. To remind you, we have kids in this game who are around 10 years old, sometimes even 8. Spiral knights cant ask for the passport of every person who joins this game.

3)You say pets, but it has already been implemented, and this is just the start :P For me, i believe they are going to buff thier servers, and maybe even do something to reduce lag on a whole, and then implement pets.

4) sleep? are you just trying to make your list look big? seriously, if your gonna post something like this, do it properly like severage. I dont have the link to his post right now, but its also on these forum killers.

5)+1. To be honest, ive never seen a single topic in this forum with the name, +1. so thats out of the question

6)Grenades, teleporting, flying.. dont just post random things which have been brought up. Its not like its mass. If one person brings it up, it doesnt mean others will too.

7) "Katana-Weaboo-Kawaii-Fodder" IDK wtf is that.

8) -3 (one from each of my aIts.)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:00

#23

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

"Thou Shalt Not" start every sentence with "FALCON PUNCH!"

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 02:59

#24

Shue-Donnym

La Beating a Dead Horse

@Tsu
>Opinion shoving

Haha, funny to hear from someone who insists that all wolver users are noobs.

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