Bluebrawler rants no. 1: "pets"

remember all those pet topics we got all the time in the suggestions? i was so happy when i found out about this update. I logged on and waited for who know how long for it to update i looked all over haven to look for the stupid vendor that sold the "pets" and i got the opposite reaction that i was hoping for. and i have several reasons why this “offer” is stupid.
1. it’s not original
2. they were better off with having no pets
3. why accessory?
4. why limited time offer?
5. not much selection
the update = sucks

Which was????
I generally don't like filling in the blanks.. but you haven't told us the end of the story.
So I'm left wondering what your hoped reaction was, and final reaction....
I hope you don't end your essays/memos/recommendations aren't as open ended as this.
Also, why?
Please revise and submit again. C+

Hmmm, people hate pets and people love them. What to do? Make something that somewhat satisfies both? Sounds good!
I died a little inside at this post

It's no more than another crown sink. Accessories seem to be easy for OOO to make, and surprisingly people are buying these pseudo-pets so I can only say it's working. They look silly, but it's nothing to be worked up about.
They're pretty similar to the pumpkin bandolier. It is a limited edition accessory that will most likely have shadow/military/etc. versions later on. Just because they have an animation and resemble in game monsters doesn't mean they are pets.
They aren't pets.