L0ng 71m3 pl4y3r, f1r5t 71m3 p05t3r. I 1z qu1t5 f0r3b3r5.

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Repartee's picture
Repartee

Because of this patch I've had to endure pets that are entirely too cute. I am starting to get diabetes. I am literally on a dialysis machine at the moment. I fear for the fate of my leg.

OOO you don't understand the repercussions of your actions. How can I possibly play this game now with what will no doubt be the paternity test for who had NJ's mewkat babby looming in the near future? How can I raise my own child in such a turbulent time? Will property values rise now that we need more rooms for our children?

And those are my reasons for quitting. Say what you will. But I care so much it hurts me that it should hurt you too.

On a more serious note, let's be honest guys.

We've said we'd quit many times. We've said we'd boycott the game.

We always come back. Look into yourself, you know this to be true.

Grilled bananas.

Repartee's picture
Repartee
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

No seriously. Think of them.

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Guy 1: OMFGGG this patch suxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i ADAMANTIUM RAAAAAAAAAAGE QUITTTT!!!?!
-later-
Guy 2: Man I really think that patch didn't affect this game so bad as they say
Guy 1: What patch? Did I miss something?

: >

Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
Except we don't always come

Except we don't always come back. Sojuu isn't here anymore, is he? What about Nicoya?

Pawn's picture
Pawn
err

this is why rommil nor pawn has said they quit. I never said it. I didn't. I know better. I've seen to many "i quit" threads in the past to prematurely throw my hat in that ring. BTW the thread title is funny. It was fun reading it then i laughed.

So no 3209u3409814-30 for me. <---that didn't spell anything, just random adfklje keyboard smash.

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Repartee
Pawn

I like to pretend I am the worlds best pianist. Watch me go.

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That was my opus.

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Repartee
Fehzor

We have shoebox back. We have fallout again. We have Aecarus again. This recidivism rate we got going on is pretty brotastic.

Avenged's picture
Avenged
Rep

When can I buy tickets to your concert? Mozart ain't got nothing on that!11!!eleven!1

Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Oh yeah?!
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There, I just played Circus Gallop with my eyebrow.

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Retequizzle
"I like to pretend I am the

"I like to pretend I am the worlds best pianist. Watch me go.

;ml'skjdsfdsfdsm43mv;lxuic-94tnj;lxcmv9x- 34udijg 9u dsfjnwa y0[9sj'dufg eujrt
z0 sdiofh'we4pjhfsdop

That was my opus."

post of the week, all weeks

Heimdallr's picture
Heimdallr
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Because of this patch I've had to endure pets that are entirely too cute. I am starting to get diabetes.

Yeah. Diapetes really sucks.

Pawn's picture
Pawn
^^

I laughed and laughed again. xplad ur just a 2nd hack chopin. Doh, that failed as an insult. Probably in more ways than i know, since classical isn't my thing.

P.S. ^^ at retequizzle. Someone ninja'd a spot between us.

Repartee's picture
Repartee
Heimdallr

I'm actually so upset I didn't think of "diapetes" that I might quit.

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Repartee
My life is now this.
Myllakka's picture
Myllakka
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Don't think of them as pets, but as emergency food supplies! Right at mouth level if you tilt down, too. Nom nom nom, I bet the mewcat would taste like vanilla ice cream.

Njthug's picture
Njthug
I caused your diabetes YES,

I caused your diabetes YES, and I didn't have to spend 9000 dollars LMAO

Hpland's picture
Hpland
HEY ALL

@Repartee

I think I had multiple seizures from that second video XD!!

Repartee's picture
Repartee
@Hpland

Don't worry. I had a happiness induced aneurysm as well.

Reiyu's picture
Reiyu
lmao.

Njthug, you should tell that to their faces directly. I'll support you by the side.

Guardianknight's picture
Guardianknight
Wait what?

Somebody died?
Hmm that's too bad.

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Repartee
Yo dis here iz repartee yo' bomb [bless] what 'chew trippin foo'

Werd up pimpz ah just wanted ta let you know dat ah think it's silly you be getting worked up ova dis here update with muh [fancy lady friend].