Hello!? Is anybody here? I think i got lost. How do i get out of here?
Hello! Help me! Dont ignore this thread.
I went up the stairway on your left. Yeah, that one. The one over there.
Ooooo you commented on a Graveyard thread! Wait till I te-
Hey wait, how did I get in here?
Maybe if we trace the path through which the cows entered we can escape(read:move this to General Discussion)
--DETECTIVE MODE: ON--
Warp jump completed.
But i dont think this is where i left my car O_o
I think one of the cows drove off in your car. Quick, to the Ford Mustang!
--CAR CHASE SCENE: INITIATED--
No time to explain, everyone get in!
Where are they? I think we lost them
I think they turned down that avenue to the right!
Hold on-HOLY FWUS WHAT THE HELL
HEY YOU RANDOM STRANGER
WATCH THE CURB, OKAY
Burn the rubber! We cant let them go away!
SCREEEEEECH
BOOM
*siren sounds*
Okay I think they crashed into a tree or something. Hey why is that guy holding a-
RUN FOR GOD'S SAKE RUN
This is a really fun cross country trip. We should do this again sometime. I've got to get home, it's cornflakes night. See ya!
Home sweet hom... wait Oo im here again.
I am here to offer you grapes.
Not only am I famous, but I inspire Hipster...ness... Yeah.
~Tsu
Le Psycho jumps out of Tsu's cookpot.
I IZ NAWT GRAP.
NO U
Le grenade is shot into Psycho's skull.
/me slaps Xplad with a large trout.
Le Xplad xpladz in2 a jagillion bitz.
Teh trout bites Asuka's handz
R U OOO NO URE NOT DON POST HERE
-NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
-Y U RUIN STUFF 4 ME! WAI!
I'm the sheriff.
Don't try to shoot me.
Oh, you're holding up a gun. How adorable.
Don't shoot. Look behind you.
You're not going to fall for that? Too bad.
Why? Because he IS behind you.
DUN DUN DUNN.
Rise and shine, Mr Asukalan. Rise and... shine.
Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr Asukalan. Wake up and... *smell the ashes*...
The restroom's down the hallway on the right.