Hey this is Repartee, you probably don't know me (and if you do know me it's probably bad). But you probably know who Njthug is. This guild is dedicated to this guy.

I made this guild because:
A.) I can.
B.) I wanted to see how active I could get a guild in 1 day. Yes. 1 day. This guild was made yesterday on a whim. We capped out at 101/100 being active at the end of the night. But honestly no one cares how active a guild is.
C.) Why you all so jelly king angry haterade drinking hatefests? << - This line is satire.
D.) Please understand that 95% of what we get up to is for fun. I can't understand half of what people have been saying about this guild. Not to mention the inappropriate letters I received. (I liked half of them)
E.) I wanted to see if you can have 100 people in a guild being GM's. We run on a democratic model.
F.) Because I really like lists that involve letters in this particular format and making this guild meant I could do that.

So a small biography of Njthug:
A huge narcissistic jerk who claims that anyone who can run laps faster than him is using performance enhancing drugs. A collector of every item in the game, someone who is a GM but can't get his guild to do what he wants (because everyone loves him they tell him no and do what they want anyhow which makes him cry ♥♥♥♥). A man or guy thing that can spot a Cootiecakes from a mile away and make her cry pink tears of pure happiness (she claims it's because she wants us to swim in the bermuda triangle or drown in scottish mud, but I think it's because deep down she loves us). He thinks bromance is more important than romance. There may be touching that borders on inappropriate in any guild hall. And honestly we don't do a darn thing he wants and he hates it (if you were in our mumble you'd know the truth. And the truth is ugly. He beats people because we defy him constantly). Someone who likes playing firepot dodgeball and killing members of the party and spending at least 2 hours not accomplishing much other than fun. A recruiter of players due to the fact we like fun (dear god, why does everyone hate fun so much?).

And that's it. Take it or leave it. You can leave it. When you do it amuses me. "so and so left Njthug" It makes it sound like he got dumped in a relationship. C'est la vie.