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Fri, 05/04/2012 - 19:33
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope

Discuss

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 19:50
#1
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
They're poisoning our

They're poisoning our community.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 19:51
#2
Iron-Volvametal's picture
Iron-Volvametal
...

I think it's Un-Fair that they get to taste my Cold, Uneaten BK Stacker before I do! I demand a new CE Promo that allows us to Destroy Microwaves!

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 19:51
#3
Knight-Of-Doom's picture
Knight-Of-Doom
Soot

My wife, half asleep, put a metal coffee mug with a plastic handle in the microwave to warm coffee. We figured something was wrong when we heard loud popping and saw black smoke pouring out of the kitchen. The cup handle melted. The coffee was cold and the microwave was ruined.

TL:DR - Dunkin Donuts.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 22:45
#4
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
DESTROY!

DESTROY!

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 02:08
#5
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
There was microwave oven in

There was microwave oven in school caffeteria, also there were WIFI router. Every time someone was ordering a hot meal all people who were using WIFI were loosing connection.

Microwaves = enemies

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 04:39
#6
Softhead's picture
Softhead
My old microwave broke.

Soot was comming out from it.

When i wamed my bro's food, the ash ent on it(forgot to cover it).

I had no warm meals for a week.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:03
#7
Mczeno's picture
Mczeno
such gremlin chatter

:(

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:06
#8
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Good story

This girl let her hampster run around in the rain and then couldn't find a good place to dry him. So she put him in the microwave. She went crying to mom,
"I put my hampster in the microwave to dry him and he exploded!" True story!

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:08
#9
Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
lol

Greatest story ever Dammasta

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:36
#10
Iron-Volvametal's picture
Iron-Volvametal
...

Reminds me of that Employee had a Customer who put her Phone in the Microwave to Dry it Off when it got Wet.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:52
#11
Epiclazer's picture
Epiclazer
@Dammasta

my face right now...
D:

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 06:09
#12
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
I know I didn't move it.

waait, how did it end up in gremlin chatter?

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 06:10
#13
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

@Damastaa
I remember hearing somewhere that if you drink a cold beverage and follow up with scalding coffee, your teeth will explode.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 09:36
#14
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
@pladypuss

Let's find out !
*holds random persons mouth open.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:44
#15
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
@Fallenhope A forum moderator

@Fallenhope

A forum moderator probably moved it.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 15:20
#16
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Har har, reminds me of

Har har, reminds me of Mythbusters.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 03:52
#17
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
there are no forum

there are no forum moderators, there are only GMs

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 04:04
#18
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Well

If you wanna get technical, Eurydice is SUPPOSED to be the forum Moderator (as Community Support), although other GM's step in as well.

So...yeah.

There are no Forum moderators, only Eurydice.

So stop denying your existence with this 'Asukalan' alt Eury, we all know it's you :P

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 19:17
#19
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
If we put Eury in the

If we put Eury in the microwave and turn it on high for 30 minutes, will his eyes pop out and explode?

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 19:21
#20
Korakc's picture
Korakc
You mean her Iamnoone

You mean her Iamnoone

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 20:28
#21
Junecat's picture
Junecat
?

did someone say microwaves?

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 00:42
#22
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
boop

boop

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 00:52
#23
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Mine died out and i could

Mine died out and i could never reheat pizzas or anything impractical to reheat with a frying pan the same way. Plus the cheese will only burn up rather than melt properly.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 18:15
#24
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
I used my microwave to make

I used my microwave to make toast.
It didn't turn out as well as expected...

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