I have a very important message to give to you. Your head chef, Biscotti, has been experimenting with Dark Matter. Instead of taking the time to make the cupcakes for the anniversary carefully, She tried to put dark matter in them to speed up the process. The cupcakes have become sentient and have escaped into the clockworks. They are destroying parts of the clockworks. This has damaged our relations with the Gremlins more than it previously was. The gremlins are afraid of the dark energy radiating from these cupcakes. I propose that we use this cupcakes as weapons against the Gremlins in the future, but thats beside the point. Biscotti is also bribing knights to not report it to HQ. She is blackmailing the Strangers to reward us with rare items if we don't tell HQ. I suggest she be fired or put on probation ~Always Loyal Garlic.

PS: I also sent you some evidence from her kitchen