The rules are simple, post your most hilarious complaint (your own work) and win a trinket slot! 28 more to give away, psychodestroyer has won two already, so let's hear it!!
(no limit to how many you can win)
Trinket slot giveaway contest!
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 20:04
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 20:24
#2
Yay i won a trinket slot =D
/sad
/cry
/goes emo
/cuts himself
WHY CAN'T I BE STUPID AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SOME STUPID THING!!!
THINK, BRAIN, THINK!!!
WHAT CAN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT?!
This is all your fault, Damienfoxy!!
You SUCK!!!
I can't think of anything to complain about, and everyone else is going to win those trinket slots!
GAHHH!
I hate myself!!
You... you remind of how much i hate myself!
Every day of my life i will always renember of how i could have won those trinket slots if i could have thought of something to complain about!
And all that could have been avoided if you weren't giving away trinket slots to people who could complain.
But no, every night i will cry myself to sleep q_q
And dream... dream... of never waking up.
But I'll wake up, depressed, alone, unloved, and... *tears start falling*.. no trinket slots.
Your game is totally unfair for people who don't know what to complain about, you are such a jerk!
I hope someone bans you from SK for the rest of your life so you cannot hurt people like me anymore D:<
/yeah don't take that seriously that is my 2nd fail attempt at complaining ._.
(copy-pasted this from another thread to here becuase he asked me to)
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 20:30
#3
*current
*current winners*
Psychodestroyer 2slots
Serell 1slot
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 20:55
#4
Ok....
Topic: Constant killing of the poor Vanaduck [Offstage: It's VanaDUKE]
Guys, seriously. It's totally not fair how Vanadupe [Again, 'Duke'] has to put up with us ownzoring his butt all over the place EVERY SINGLE DAY.
We come into HIS kingdom, infiltrate HIS palace, slaughter off ALL of his MINDLESS FIERY slaves and go and KILL him.
Allow me to demolish your pathetic excuses:
He attacked us first
*BEEP* WRONG. Vanatruck [DUKE you fool! Vana-DUKE!] was warming himself in the fires of his own misery when armies of knights, armed to the teeth with weapons entered his throne room. Upon seeing his imposing size, these hostiles then assaulted him relentlessly. Of COURSE he's going to have to defend himself.
It's our mission
Under who's command? The Spiral Order? Right, after receiving false reports from a dying squad who foolishly attacked the fiery lord with no prior provocation.
The Slags attacked us
For all you know, they could have been waving to you before you so coldly loped their heads off! You people always jump to conclusions so quickly.
He set us on fire. That hurt.
The whole PALACE is on fire you morons! Didn't you think of maybe HELPING to put the fire out, or even wonder if Vanapuck [...Duke...] LIKED it like that?
He won't talk to us anymore. He doesn't listen to reason
No, not after some slick guy tried to sweet-talk his way into getting behind him to shove a sword up his... posterior. Fortunately, the Lord's back was heavily armoured, and he sustained no damage.
However, the same can't be said for the Knight...
He killed my pony.
...No comment [/mumbling I don't like poines. (Don't make me come over there! What did I tell you about the ponies?) Sorry, sorry, I'll keep quiet.]
You people are EVIL. Vanapie [How does that even SOUND like 'Duke'!?] did NOTHING to provoke you guys, and you go kill him at least 150 times EVERY DAY.
Sure he respawns the moment you leave, but what excuse is that? You just keep killing and killing and killing him it's not FAIR.
If you guys didn't attack him to START with, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Before, Vanaduck wouldn't hurt a fl-
It's VanaDUKE you fools! VanaDUKE! I'll blow you all to Almire-come! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!
/Mace-mashes Psychodestroyer
...-ly. See?
EDIT: Don't worry Damien, I trust you :3
In any case, it's nice of you to do this anyway, there's no WAY I'd demand a prize if you decided not to give it.
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 21:39
#5
Massive LOLs, you win four
Massive LOLs, you win four more
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 22:04
#6
Complaints.
Here is my complaint!
Okay, why do we have to complain about things to get trinket slots? I mean I bet lots of people will complain about how someone else complained about something they were going to complain about. I've got so many complaints I could complain about but I don't think I should complain about them.
Okay fine... I'll complain about them if you insist...
I wanna complain how my brother (Psychodestroyer) can complain so much (Including real life). I mean I bet lots of people want to complain about how he's good at a lot of stuff including complaining.
I complain how someone stole my idea about complaining how they can't come up with anything to complain about! Are they mind readers or something? And how can they read my mind when they dunno where I am/live?
Come on people! Complain about the things you really need to complain about... like... you got one less sausage than another person or... that person has a bigger piece and... Why your brother has gotten 6 Trinket Slots and you are trying to get one right now! Don't waste your complaints on useless things to complain about like trying to get free Trinket Slots!
In real life I was complaining how I didn't have anything to post this complaint about! My brother kept complaining how much I kept complaining so he finally gave up his laptop and allowed me to write this complaint about complaining about complaints to get free Trinket Slots!
I have many more complaints but I don't think I should complain anymore. People might complain why I have so many complaints in one complaint entry. Got a problem with me complaining? COMPLAIN ABOUT IT THEN!
(o.e) <--- Don't even think about complaining about this random thing here...
I think I've complained too much about complaining. I think I'll stop complaining and think of more stuff to complain about tommorow...
I'm gonna complain so much my heads going to explode if I don't get one of these complain and you get Trinket Slots!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 22:48
#7
well
WHY DOES THIS THREAD SUCK
do you even have trinket slots you SCAMMER
do you ACTUALLY think the above post were funny
Why is ce so high priced!!!!
WHYD you create this thread to make someone commit suicide
I hate bronys
Sometimes I smash my TV cuz all I have is Educational..... dont blame me blame the MOLE MEN
why did you even play this game if youre going to complain
/RAGE
IM tired of this CRAP
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 00:08
#8
YAY! FUN!
ACTIVATE TROLL MODE IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS MAI TRINKETS! NO FAIR TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE THE FORUMS OR DON'T CHECK THE GREMLIN CHATTER OR PEOPLE WHO WERE BUSY DOING SOMETHING ELSE. IZ NO FAIRZ! AND HOW DOES U HAZ SO MUCH MONEYZ TO BUY 30 TRINKETS SLOTZ???!!! Y U SO RICH IZ NO FAIR! AND Y DOES PHICKO GET 6 TWINKETS SLOTWS NO FAIR IS NO FAIR Y???
/RAGE
Now, since that's done with, on to the main part.
First, CE prices.
Y THE HE11 R CE PRICES SO HIGH? It's no fair for new players. THey get only like 100 crowns per Tier one run, so they cant get any CE and they get messed up and quit the game. and the OOO loses profit and can't fund Spiral Knights anymore and SPiral Knights shuts down and everyone rages.
Seerusly, CE prices should go down! Then everything will be easier to craft and do and everyone will be happy except guys who seel CE but who cares about them? Seeling CE is like the stock market. it goes up, it goes down. suck it up. (cue irony).
2nd, LD.
LD is so unbalanced. everyone has toothpicks and heart trinkets and and wolver set and striker and they go around and poke everyone to death. IZ UNFAIR i kep losing! I dont care that everyone can get heart trikents and toothpicks and wolver its stupid I PROPOSE WE BAN THOSE KINDS OF PEOPLE FROM LD they make everything unfair and I don't like it! I want to winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin!!!!!! Losing is unfair!
3rd, Fiends.
OMG y does r fiends so hard??? The Greavers zoom 243580324580324580392 miles per hour at you and you cant get them and the mist ataack is cheap and you keep dying even though I have eipic shadow protection! So stupid! And Devilites r so annoying! They throw stuff at you and lag wont let me shield so I keep dying because I'm too lazy to try and dodge! SO unfair! I dont care fiends have very low health they kill me too easily THEY MUST BE NERFED!!!
4th, statuses.
Y IS FIRE AND SHOCK SO DANGEROUS IS SO ANNOYING! THey keep gettring me killed! THey must be removed from the game!
5th, health.
Y WE CAN DIE??? SO STUPID! WASTE TIME AND CE REVVING IS STUPID! WASTES ENERGY! WE SHOULD AT LEAST GET SUPER HEALING WEAPONS IF WE CAN DIE TO EVEN IT OUT!
U HAZ TO GIVE ME TRIKETS IF U DONT ITS NO FAIR! i SPENT 5 MINUTES TYPING THIS WHNE i COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING WINNIE THE POOH (really. I am. :D) AND PHYSCO GETS 6 SO ITS NO FAIR IF I CANT GET MORE THAN HIM!!!!!!#@1236!^387^*#@&!
(LOL, just kidding. did that for the sake of complaining. although I would like a triket slot. :3)
END TROLL MODE IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
THE END. THat was fun.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 00:17
#9
Reporter Shadownox, live on... some random channel. :/
Today, live at court, we have Skold-The-Drac, accused for MASS KILLING OF LOVE PUPPIES..
Court: "What is your defense, Mister Skold?"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "What was that?"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "I'm afraid that answer is not valid, Mister Skold. Please answer again."
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: Ahem. "I said, please answer with a valid reason."
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "That answer is unacceptable!"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Jury: "We have decided he is guilty!"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "Take him to his room guards, he shall be executed at 1200 hours tommorow.
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "Take him away, I said!"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "Augh! Make him shut up!"
Skold: They ate my ponies. ._.
Court: "SHUT UP U FRKKIN-"
Skold: THEY FRIKKING ATE MAI PONIES MAN, THEY ATE'EM ALL!!! ALL MAI PONIES ARE DEAD, CUZ OF STUPID PINKY PUPPIES! MAI PONIES ARE ALL GONE!!!! THEY FRKKING AT'EM ALL!!!!! !@#$%!@#$%!@#$%!@#$%#$%^ MAI PONIES ALL GONE MAN, ALL GONE, NOW I CNA NEVER PLAY WITH THEM AND EAT WITH THEM AND TALK WITH THEM AND LOOK AT THEM AND SLEEP WITH THEM AND SIT ON THEM AND EAT THEM AND KILL THEM AND...
Court: "Subdue the man! Guards! Take him away! Oh noez, hes loose, hes coming for me, RGHRHEHIEHRL-"
Jury: "Oh, goodness, thats bloody...augh! hes coming for uss! RUNZ!!!!!!!"
Tonight, on the local news...
Reporter: "Here, we have an insane knight killing innocent citezens in search of revenge for his ponies! It seems he has gathered an army of ponies from different parts of cradle, and is now... HOLYCRPGOODNESSPONISTAMPIDDDDDEEEAIEEEEE!!!!!!"
"bzzbzzbzzbzzbzzbzzbzzbzzbzz..."
Me: Man, that was cool! Well, thats it folks! Be sure to watch next time! PS please try this at home, kids.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 02:22
#10
Win count
Psychodestroyer 6
Win count
Psychodestroyer 6 slots
Lordofnecromancers 1 slot
Serell 1 slot
Shadownox 4 slots
Emerlite 1 slot
Also a notice, i'm going to have to grind for these, so a little patience. I have two to give out now, tommorrow night i'll grind for more.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 04:27
#11
No worries, but....
Do you have to GRIND for them?
I mean, as far as I know, grinding is pretty rough. You have to...grind...and grind...and, I guess...grind.
Seriously, can't you do something ELSE OTHER than grind? Like, I dunno, slip? Slide? Twiddle your thumbs?
But really, GRINDING? There are so many BETTER ways to do thing other than GRINDING.
Iceskating, swinging, Skateboarding, skiing, Snowboarding, rollerblading...
Dude, I could go on FOREVER.
But really, GRINDING!?
There were so many totally better things to do. But you just HAD to choose grinding.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:06
#12
>|:[
GRRRRRRRRR Y U no give me some..... is it cuz I RITE SHORT STUFF
NOW I GIVE YOU LONG STORRY
kive picked penaut butter at the store..... he went to his house BUT HE STOLE IT. he was mad cuz it was jelly not peanut butter. He ate in his eyeballs cuz it wasnt worthy of his stomach,NO SIR. he went back to the store to get the cheeseburger since its peanut butters closest relative. he went to the burger shop inside the grocerystore inside the mall inside the mansion. he took the cheezburger it was FROZEN,OH NO kive started crying tears of,BUT they were spicy tears. TACO nation man got mad and gave kive a spanking. kive stole his peanut butter staf and made some chezburgers. He ate them they......they.....they HAD NO KETCHUP. he went back to the store and baught extra sour tomatoe sauce. he put it on the sandwhich he ate it. The sandwich made him fly...... into the ground. he started digging until he got to the very bottom of the earth then he was zapped by lightning and slow boiled.
thats why Im not here today AND has no peanutbutter
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:22
#13
AWH!!! I'm so sick and tired
AWH!!! I'm so sick and tired of seeing people with bananas shoved up their butts.
I'm also so sick and tired of seeing people beg for money that the next time I see one doing it without arms, I'm throwing him a coin and going to purposely miss his cup so he has to bend down and pick it up off of the ground or stand there looking at it all day.
People are so stupid. The stupidest thing I ever saw was an ATM with Braille keys at the banks drive-thru. I also wonder who came up with the idea of putting locks on the doors of convenient stores that are open 24/7.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 16:06
#14
Reporter Shadownox, live on... some random channel. :/
On news, today, we shall witness the interview of LoN, and how he felt when he found out he only got 1 trinket slot, and his brother got 4.
Reporter: "How do you feel, LoN?"
LoN: I feel...depressed. ._.
Reporter: "How is it like, to be bested by you're LITTLE brother?!"
LoN: I feel...depressed. ._.
Reporter: "Umm...okay...so, are you thinking of suicide? Anything of the kind?"
LoN: I feel...depressed. ._.
Reporter: "Okay, so-"
LoN: I said...I feel DEPRESSED!!!
Reporter: "Woah! Okay man, calm down here-"
LoN: Hey man, YOU CALM DOWN!! I SAID I WAS FRIKKIN DEPRESSED!! OKAY?! NOW FRIKKIN LEAVE ME ALONE!! GO AWAY!!!!
Reporter: "Hey, guys, I think we're going to have to continue this ne-"
LoN: CONTINUE THIS NEXT TIME?! NO WAY! YOU HEAR ME OUT HERE!! ALL MY LIFE, MY LITTLE BROTHER'S BESTED ME AT EVERYTHING! CHESS, CHECKERS, EATING, SLEEPING, EVERYTHING! WHEN IT FINALLY CAME FOR ME TO USE MY RAGE SKILLS, HE STILL FRIKKIN BEAT ME! ARGH!! IM SO MAD NOW!!
LoN: (summons pony army) ATTACK, MY MINIONS, ATTACK!! DEFEAT THEM ALL!! GOOOOOOO!!!
Repoter: "Holy sh**, this guys mad! What the crap?! Hes getting on a pony and weilding...weilding a....WEILDING A RAINBOW NYAN CAT???"
LoN: HAHA! THANK U REPORTER, YOU HAVE FUELED MY ANGER!!NOW, THE WORLD WILL PAYYYYY!!!!! FACE THE ANNOYINGNESS OF A RAINBOW POPTART CAT!!!
Nyan cat: Nyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyan...(for more nyans, please come here: Nyans)
Reporter: "AURGH!!!!! SO ANNOYING!!!" (head explodes)
LoN: HAHA! YES! THE WORLD SHALL PAY!!!
Citezens: "GAH! ITS A GAINT PONY ARMY WITH A CRAZY GUY WEIDLING A NYAN CAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Me: That's...terrifying to think of. My brother's gone mad, and he weilds a rainbow poptart cat complete with an army of ponies. KEWL!! Well, that's it folks! Remember, alwasy drive you're bigger siblings mad!! ;D
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 08:58
#15
ENGAGING RAGE MODE IN 3...
ENGAGING RAGE MODE IN 3... 2... 1...
WAT?? Y U NO GIVE ME MANY TRIKET SLOTS! THat's not fair! I wasted so many seconds of my life, slaving over that little piece of writing! It was way better than shadow's, but I only got 1 and he got 4!!! THat's absolutely not fair! Ima make a petition that says to give me all your trinkets! ANd if I don't win, I'll sue you for all your triket slots becaSue I wasted all that time doing the petition!
(LOL. JK. But at this point I can't tell if I'm making complaint, troll, or rage posts. ._.)
(Lesee. Let's take a page out of Psycho's and SHadow's books, shall we?)
So, today we're interviewing King Tinkinzar to see what he thinks of us Knights invading his Clockworks.
"Oh, hullo, King Tinkinzar! I'm from SNN (Spiral News Netowrk), and w- AARAERFGHAIHFWAOERHA!!!!"
Um... ouch. Was that a napalm cannon he just got shot with?
Send in the backup!
"Hello, King Tinkinzar! I'm from SNN, and- HOLY SH-GAH..."
...At least he didn't suffer too much... Nasty acid swords.
Send in the backup's back!
"Um... Hello, King Tinkinzar! I'm from SNN and -WAIT NO DON'T KILL ME PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS AND I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS!!!"
*Tinkinzar slowly lowers hand-holdable Death Star laser*
KT: Fine.
Reporter: Whew! Okay, lets see. what do you think of the Spiral Knights invading the Clockworks?
KT: I HATE YOU KNIGHTS!!! You know how many orphans you've created? The Colony's orphanages are overflowing! The Devilites don't know what to do with no one to teach them and just slack aroujnd all day! Wolver cubs don't have anyone to feed them so they're starting to eat each other!
R: Don't they already do that?
KT: Oh yeah... But still! You think you can just prance in merrily with your guns and swords and bombs and kill guys who never did a think to you!
R: They attacked us first!
KT: THey were defending their territory! WHat would you do if some guys with weapons walked into your house and started destroying everything?
R: Um... Invite them in for dinner?
KT: /facepalm /headdesk /gunhead
R: Fine. I suppose I would kill them.
KT: Exactly! Which is why I built the Roarmulus Twins, to cleanse Haven to you nasty Knights! You guys keep messing everything up down below! Did you know the CLockworks was intended to be a giant playground for all who lived there? See that giant tube ting over there? THat was supposed to be a slide!
*points to metal tubing that leads into a vat of lava.
KT: Okay, bad example. But you turned it into a killing ground! That's why we gotta get rid you you. The Snipes are offering a big amount of money, and the Stranger are too. They-
R: Wait. The Snipes and Strangers are paying you to get rid of us?
KT: Um... no! WHatever made you think that? Sure, I said the Snipes and Stranger are going to give us money to kill you all, but does that mean that we're going to get rid of you? Kill =/= get rid of, right?
R: Hmmm, that's correct. Well, we're done.
KT: I have a few question for you.
R: Fire away.
KT: Oh! Really?
*brings out giant gun the size of Texas named 'A FEW QUESTIONS'.
R: WAIT WAHT DONT-
KT: Firing away.
*INSERT LOUD EXPLOSIONY NOISE HERE*
*smoke clears to reveal Tinkinzar standing over the pulpy bloody remains of a Knight, smeared all over the cratered ground everywhere.
THat's gonna leave a mark.
Okay! That's it for today folks!
...
I don't think thhat classified as a complain post...
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:58
#16
Just looking for a little
Just looking for a little humor. And the nyan one just... No... I feel i should take away for that one...
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 12:02
#17
This was the concequences for your actions.
More of these will come.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:13
#18
Hmm. Maybe I did go a little
Hmm. Maybe I did go a little overkill on the nyan cat. ><
Btw, are u gonna take one away from the 4 i already earned?
And, uh, i dont care who seems cool when spamming, atrum...
EDIT: Well, I shortened it quite a bit.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:26
#19
Me posing as Bluebravvler
'Nuff said.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:12
#20
I like COOKIES.
THEYRE
I like COOKIES.
THEYRE GOOD
GIVE ME ONe.
NOW.
Oh look my brother has one..time to pounce!
COME BACK HERE BRO! Hes going to his room!
Hes locking the door! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He HAS MY COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE him. HATE HIM! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just opened the door! OUCH!
He hit me with a baseball bat!
ILL KILL HIM! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im looking through the keyhole...NO...he is eating the cookie!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONONON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNOO
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNNNOO NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO.
*Punches the door. Door smashes apart.*
There you are my brother!
Oooooo, a knife....>:)
Brother, it is time to CUT THE CAKE!
*stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab*
>:3
I..................................Win.
*Walks downstairs*
I think ill have something to eat.
*Sees a box of cookies on the counter*
O_O
Oops.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:28
#21
DO ET FER TEH CHELDREN
Bosses are WAY too hard. I mean I tried Snarbelucks today and lost after 50 revs.There should be around 10-20 MOAR BELLZ so we can kill fast insted if waiting 25 minutes to kill it or gust make it unvincible.
Rawrmoolos tins and jello king need to bee NERFED cuz there too hard to beet becuz they keep killing me all the time when I fight them.
Vanedooke needs to be WEAKER and the fire has to be remivd with the slags so it is fun and eezy to win. Also bosses need to drop 1476269076432578 tukenz every time so ppl cun makes things fast and not wait long time to get cool thing like the pulsarr and the feng of vog . BOSSES NEED TO BE NETFED SO WE CAN BEAT THEM EESILY. GAME IS TOO HARD NAO SO NO ONE CAN WIN ANYTHING .
I MEEN SEERUSLY WHO WANTS TO GRIND FOREVER WHEN THE GAME CAN BEE CHANGED DO THAT LOL ONLY DO BOSSES ONCE TO GEYT ALL THE COOL STUFF AMIRITE? YES!
THIS IS GOOD FOR BAD PPL AND GOOD PPL BECUZ WE CAN ALL GET GOOD STUFF .
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:51
#22
AUUUGGGG!!!!!
WHAT???? I've done JK 6 times and I got 19 Jelly gems!I want a Antigua! Do you mean to tell me that I have to do a whole other JK run just to get that %^&* one gem????
you've got to be kidding me! I mean, really?
/RAGE
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:08
#23
@SK I HATE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HATE AND RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST GOT A GOOD UV FOR MY GRAN FAUST BUT BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID GLITCH WHEN I TRIED ROLLING FOR A NEW ONE WHILE SAVING THE GOOD UV IT DELETED IT AND I GOT TWO USELESS ONES INSTEAD WHT THE HECK??????!?!???!!!!! I MEAN COME ON WHY DO YOU GLITCH ON ME SK WHY DO YOU HATE ME!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I LIKE YOU SK I REALLY DO!!!!!!!! BUT NNNNOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAD TO SCORN ME BY DENYING ME MY AWESOME UV YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT!!!!???? I'VE POURED IN MY HEART AND SOUL TO YOU!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU SCORN MEWHY???????? I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH JUST BUYING STUFF FROM THE AUCTION HOUSE!!!!!!!! BUT NOOOOOO I TRUSTED YOU SK AND YOU HAD TO TAKE AWAY MY UV LIKE GIVING A BABY CANDY THEN TAKING IT AWAY AND EATING IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I WILL NEVER CHOP DOWN THINGS FASTER BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY ASI UPGRADE IN THE MAXIMUM DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE IN THE CLOCKWORKS BECAUSE I COULDN'T SWING MY SWORD FAST ENOUGH YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!! AND I HATE WHEN I'M DENIED A UV!!!!!!! NOW I NEED TO SPEND LIKE A BAJILLION MORE CROWNS TO ACHIVE THAT UV AGAIN YOU ARE DISLIKABLE AND JUST PLAIN CRUEL!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY BECAUSE I'M SURE NOT. HAVE A NICE DAY SIR BECAUSE I AM SURE NOT HAVING ONE!!!!!OIEWYGO'9EUWG
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I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS SK!!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES!!!!!! I'LL EVEN KILL VANADUCK FOR THIS INJUSTICE ON ME!!!!!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU OR ANYONE ELSE DIDN'T DO THIS I WILL REIGN TERROR APON YOU ALL FOR A MILLION MOONS!!!!!!!! YOU ALL SHOULD RUN NOW OR ELSE I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS AND YOUR UV'S!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WOULD IT FEEL FOR YOUR UVS TO BE TAKEN FROM YOU?????!!?!?!?!?!?!??! HUH!????!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?!?! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T GO UNPUNISHED FOR YOUR WRONGING OF ME FOR EVEN AT THIS SECOND IWILL RECLAIM WHAT IS MINE FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE TERRIFIED FOR THE REST FO YOUR LIFE SK!!!! AND I DON'T CARE IF SK ISN'T A PERSON OR IT'S JUST A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHALL PAY FOR MY LOST CROWNS AND UV!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME SK I'LL HUNT YOU LIKE A DOG!!!! A DOG THAT'S RABID AND WILL EAT ANYTHING EVEN A GAME AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!390821749-236597356929385692836580213652899352-6365189-6_#)*^@(&_%&*)!(_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????$)^$(^)&*$%^*)&%T*)%^*&%^*)%^
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 04:29
#24
You know what really grind my gears?
You America, Fu-
Just kidding, saw Family Guy a bit back.
No, what really grinds my gears...People complaining over such trivial matters, and with doing so with such fury.
Seerusly guys, what are you all whining about? I mean... just...don't you...ugh... -_(\
Norly, you're all whining about such pointless thing, why can't you go cry to someone that cares? I mean, seerusly? On the forums?
Who even DOES that? Whining on the forums like a bunch of idiots because something doesn't go your way, who even DOES that?
Jeez...You're all such a bunch of whiners...
I'm going to go play some SK. Later whiners.
/le accidentally deletes Psychodestroyer (knight)
..................................................................
That is IT! I WORKED A WHOLE FRIGGIN YEAR TO GET UP TO THERE! AND THEN SOME!! YOU TAKE THAT ALL AWAY BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE MIS-CLICK!? F&^&%$&%^ GODDAMMIT I WILL FRIGGIN DESTROY THIS STUPID PIECE OF [Fecal matter]!! I'M GONNA...
GOD F^%&^ [Fecal matter] THIS SUCKS! I HATE,/em> IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS! IT ALWAYS FRIGGIN HAPPENS, EVERY SINGLE GODAMN *^*%%^&%$ TIME!
GAH! THAT'S IT! I'M OUT!
@Atrumvindex: Not sure if entering, or rage is legit.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 07:40
#25
-_-
For every post here, a Love puppy will get a cap in the @$$.
Because I'm tired of seeing this thread.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 09:51
#26
...
Ok, I'm here to complain about - TRINKET SLOT USERS! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO GET A TOOTHPICK SHOVED [where the sun doth not shine] EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE WITH A HEART PENDANT COMES INTO LD!
Seriously, though. So I thought - if you can't beat them, join them!
And this is the only reason why I'm ranting at heart pendant users - in order to have the oppurtunity to use a heart pendant.
/hopes nobody else noticed that last bit...
Oh, and also, people who always come onto the forums to post a new thread like "MOAR CONTENT KTHX" on the forums. Some of us are actually trying to discuss things in the discussion forum. You would've though people had noticed that.
And another...
People who think that the F2Pers should be done away with... Sound familiar? People stupid enough to try and do away with the entire system and most of the playerbase, leading to a CE market price rising at least 10 fold, and collapsing the entire CE market while they're at it. Yeah, why not suggest DESTROYING THE GAME in order to improve it.
People that stupid are just hilarious.
DO NOT READ ON, THIS POTENTIALLY RUINS SOMEBODY ELSE'S ENTRY. DISREGARD ALL INFORMATION AFTER THIS POINT, IT HAS NO EFFECT ON THIS COMPETITION.
@Psychodestroyer (this is actually serious now)
It's actually impossible to do that, for future reference. You have to type in the name of the knight to be deleted, which means that you'd have to click on the 'Delete' button, then *accidentally* lean on your keyboard, which just happens to spell out the name 'Psychodestroyer', then **accidentally** lean on Enter, thus deleting your knight.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:22
#27
Atrum maybe you'll get a
Atrum maybe you'll get a trinket from one and then guess who'll be needing a slot then?
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:47
#28
Due to lack of interest, the
Due to lack of interest, the contest ends now. I will stay pay those who have won so far. Ktnxbai
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 13:41
#29
Does that mean I didn't win?
Does that mean I didn't win?
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 16:26
#30
That means...i don't
That means...i don't win....
I'm crushed.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 17:02
#31
Those who didn't win will be
Those who didn't win will be sent 1K cr.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 17:23
#32
PARTY TIME! *dances* Par-TAY!
PARTY TIME! *dances* Par-TAY! Par-TAY! HORRAH!
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 17:26
#33
Derp I'm in Artistbma's face
Derp I'm in Artistbma's face and he doesn't even know it. :D
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 19:15
#34
yay
* does dance*
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 06:23
#35
No subject line spam here, move along
This may not qualify as a rant but whatever.
Scumbag Atrum:
>Gets all anal about everything that offends him
>Is disgusted by a friendly competition of rage complaint
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 06:29
#36
-_-
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 06:36
#37
No subject line spam here, move along
By that logic if something saying we are whoring, hypocritical idiots is just a joke, then you should've known that that post was a joke.
Oh wait, you weren't sure?
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 06:55
#38
Lol?
Wait, I'm confused?
Also, remember that thread that hex made that we all acted like the newbs that come here?
If I acted like that, then why would i rage on somthing similar?
Also, that post was a complaint.
I entered by default.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:12
#39
wah wah wah.
wah wah wah.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:14
#40
Creepy nub:POOT CE TO ME
Me:
Creepy nub:POOT CE TO ME
Me: HECK NO
Creepy nub: I WILL EAT YOU
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Me gets eaten)
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 03:19
#41
Ok. I still owe shadownox his
Ok. I still owe shadownox his trinket slots, and a few others some CR. Please inbox me if you're on the winners list.
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 04:11
#42
DISCRIMINATION!
Wait what? Its ended?
Whats this sh!t, I spend 5 hours making a good complaint up and you end the competition?
This is discrimination, DISCRIMINATION I TELL YOU!
We(me) late comers deserve recognition, We(I) will rise up against you and make you suffer. We(I) will torture you to the inch of your life, making you suffer pain you have never felt before, but no oh no it won't end there, I will make is that you will spend the rest of your life in great pain.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 19:13
#43
complaint
it took me forever to get to the comment area
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 19:51
#44
I didn't get my trinket slot
I didn't get my trinket slot yet. D:
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 14:04
#45
Steve
Steve are you a transformer?
No miss, I'm not 9, I am a Go-Bot!!!
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:35
#46
The adventures of
The adventures of MINE-TURTLE!
Little Girl: MOMMY, I found a turtle!
Mine-Turtle: Hallo! Don't touch my button!
*Little Girl drops Mine-Turtle and Mine-Turtle hits activation button*
THE END!
A man walks up to Mine-Turtle and says, "Ohhhhhh no, I'm not gonna touch YOU! not after what happened to my family!"
Then a car fell on him.
Mine-Turtle: Hallo!
Also, trinkets slots will be paid on my time, so please don't demand, and be patient. I will keep my word.