So, if anyone here has been following the suggestion forums closely, you will have realized a very grave, very serious problem that requires OOO's immediate attention.

Tea has been violated.

I know what some of you may be thinking. Yes you, dear reader. Especially Pladypus. "But some of us like cream and sugar in our tea!" First of all, you are a despicable human being for not taking tea straight, and, second of all, I am not talking merely about the abominations of cow udder juice and dried plant fiber. I am talking about substances such as red bull, speed, powdered cow udder juice, flamethrowers, cooking oil, and most horrifying of all, yellow Gatorade, which was added to the fountain of knowledge where the knowledgeable water that knowing tea was boiled in came from.

So, my suggestion, which came to me recently in response to this dastardly act of terror, is that OOO needs to implement TP, or Tea Protection (NOT toilet paper). This is a very real issue that can be fixed by a few bodyguards, around the perimeter of Haven, who frisk incoming knights for above mentioned substances, or others like them, which will threaten the integrity of the Black Tea Drinking Society of Haven. Never heard of it? That's because I just made it.