Forums › English Language Forums › General › Suggestions

Search

new weps/armor ideas!

10 replies [Last post]
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:27
Mephisto-Philus's picture
Mephisto-Philus

ok,heres what i got,why dont we make an elemental type cutter and why can we make a shadow type cutte and also why cant we have a shock cutter,maybe because we didnt talk about mit yet! and the devs haven thought about it yet!! it would be awesome for combat and it could match armors for style!, also im bringing this idea back from the dead,the snarbolox gun! its been discussed and talked about and then everything went dead so i want to get it back on and ready to be taken part of this suggestion,i mean really! the snarbolox gun is one of the best weps i ever heard of,i want the devs to go right now and make the gun! heres why, we have the snarbolox,armor,cap,shield,sword,bomb, and now all we need is the gun to complete the set, i dont want to go through the irony of a incomplete set!,ok enough about the snarby gun now to a new topic,i want a scythe in this game,im mean really,its versatality in LD would be unmatched plus its range would be a good lentgh, it should be faster then a spur and also its attack pattern should be the same as the warmaster rocket hammer,i got an idea fr its chargen attack, it should spin exactly as the leviathan blade (360) and while spining it launchs grey and black spikes into the air going about 7 tiles away,and there should be a ghostly remain from the place you used the charge attack. i dont got any armor ideas yet so post some armor ideas and ill think about adding some stuff to it and ill post up here!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:49
#1
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru
Your name is so generic I laughed

Only a little laugh, though. It takes something substantially less competent to make me blatantly laugh at my desk, only to realize I should be furious at the incompetence instead of laughing at how pathetic it is.

Even I do not post a single, boring, block of text; and the majority of my posts are fairly long.

Ending every fragment sentence with an exclamation point does not support it at all.

There is no reason for Cutter lines to have shock, shadow, or element according to this thread; your support is "it could match armors for style" is not valid because it is not fact, but opinion. Not only opinion, but "we should have it because we should have it" opinion- the second worst kind. The first is "we should have it because I want it". Anyone who does that deserves an immediate one week suspension from this forum.

Snarbolax gun is its own thread and is not relevant to you at all. "The best weapon I have ever heard of" is not relevant.

Battle scythes were actually farming tools used as makeshift weapons. You suggest it would have greater than Spur speed yet the attack pattern of the Seerus hammers, have the spin charge of Leviathan, launch projectiles, and a visual effect. It has the advantages of two opposite weapons and projectiles and has one of the most generic, fodder model concepts.

The first point is essentially "I want this because I want it", the second point is irrelevant because it is not yours at all, the third point wants something ridiculously overpowered and cliche; your grammar and formatting adds to the fecal pile.

Effort: 3/10
Creativity: -10/10
Detail: 0/10
Mechanical applicability: 0/10
Profits Three Rings: 0/10

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:52
#2
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
hurr durr

I want popsicle swords and ice cream guns because their versatility in LD would be unmatched and therefore you totally understand how this weapon will work and how much damage it will do and how awesome it would be in spiral knights and also don't forget about the cheese bomb that would be really smelly I think it would be super cool and oh by the way I forgot to mention that there should be pets and I don't give a rip about proper English conventions when I write things and I expect you all to understand that this suggestion is completely balanced and well thought out because there's a big text wall full of fluff because everybody likes fluff and also I might suggest more things later but before I stop writing let me tell you all about how I started playing spiral knights because it's relevant to the snarbolax gun that other people have already fleshed out but I decided not to bump because clearly I'm being more specific. So basically I started off in Rescue Camp like 9 months ago when it was still kinda plain and then when my friends a--

Oops, Luguiru already posted. :<

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:59
#3
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru
Rud Hud

Needs more unnecessary exclamation points to read the same as the original post.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:18
#4
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
whoops

I didn't see those there; they must have blended in with the lower case i's. I'll try harder next time, I promise.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:52
#5
Mephisto-Philus's picture
Mephisto-Philus
//_'

lugiru your burning a hole in my soul man. you really do not understand me........and the first thing you said about my idea is just uneffective and putting a chart on about how my idea was, how pathetic you are.you must be really really lonely,and troll all you want, karma will get ya,you troll more cus your somewhere i dont know and your trying to critizies about my idea for me to get angry and you could start trolling and since your in an unknown area you wouldnt get hurt by me ,plus my name isnt becuase i want a scythe in sk,its because its a very origenal item used many yrs in life but has been replaced by modern technology,you really think im that into death if i was i would be worshiping him if he was real, i would love to see how much more you can say at me , besides i get a kick from hatred depression and anything bad at me,its delightful,and yes i knew about scythe that they were farming tools and makeshift weps,manalicious-knight you really have bad taste in trolling at me trying to mock my idea,its just an idea its not ;like there gonna put it on the game , im putting my own opinion out,plus you ppl act to childish to be commenting on my idea i want real comments not comments from low life ppl.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:56
#6
Mephisto-Philus's picture
Mephisto-Philus
is there even a punishment

there is no punishment for just saying something wrong , for example:how do i does this? and does you like tha thingy?,im really luaghing at that part of the comment really.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:06
#7
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.....

Lug is more of a constructive rager. If you had been looking at the forums much prior, you would know that.

Instead of rebutting how they're all a bunch of lowlifes, maybe you should have taken a look at your own posts and wondered WHY they're so mad.

Here's why they're so mad:

-Your post is a black of text. Literally. And Blocks of texts are really annoying to read.

-Your suggestion isn't very detailed. You just sound like you're talking. "Oh, this would be really kewl, becuz this this, thisthisthis, this, this this."

-You didn't even bother with a basic spelling check; all your errors are simple ones and make you look underage.

-Your grammar/punctuation is really bad. No spaces after commas and commas after exclamation marks?

-The most you developed of any idea was the scythe. However, it was at the end of a very pointless paragraph that didn't really say anything useful, and you only explained it's visual mechanics. You did not explain damage/type or anything of the like, nor it seems that you are concerned with balancing.

-Your post mostly consists of 'This wuld b so cool i mean y wuld u not want this?'

EDIT: We're laughing at YOU for your inability to perform a simple check. It's common knowledge on the forums here that your text has to at least LOOK passable for a 13+ year old. It's not wrong technically, but it makes things a hell lot less hard on yourself. If you were a useful poster, you would have realized that and taken it on board.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:06
#8
The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
Elemental/Shadow etc.

Elemental/Shadow etc. Cutters: No need for them, we have enough elemental swords. The shadow one, MAYBE.

Snarbolax Gun: Talked about enough, plus we don't need to have an entire set based on Snarbolax, some would say we have to many as it is now.

Scythe: The way you described it is beyond Overpowered, I wouldn't be against having a scythe like weapon in the game, but the one you described... Just...no.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:07
#9
Schattentag's picture
Schattentag
Take a hint

The reason we said what we said is because your suggestion lacks real content. Why is it a good idea to have new Cutter alchemy paths? What will keep these new weapons balanced? Won't shock essentially keep enemies in place, making it extremely easy to dish out massive damage in the charge attack? Won't a special damage (shadow, elemental) Cutter be too strong because of its speed? Will the damage output be lowered to make up for the special damage? Will this lowered output make it useless against other enemies? Would it be better to just give it a monster family damage bonus? Isn't that the same as the Hunting Blade line? How is a scythe going to be balanced? The way you've described it makes it seem completely overpowered. Should I just combine a Rocket Hammer, Leviathan Blade, and Winmillion into one weapon or should I come up with something new whose damage output and mechanics fit in with existing weapons? What exactly will a scythe look like and how does it fit thematically with the equipment and story that's already in the game? Do you have any ideas for what the in-game description might be? Will a scythe be its own class of weapons or will it be considered a sword? If it's its own class, what kind of variants will there be and how will existing equipment have to change in terms of weapon-specific buffs/nerfs? If it's a sword, how will its versatility be unmatched in Lockdown without it being imbalanced?

If you can answer these questions and more, then you've got a suggestion worth considering. If not, put this topic into the Graveyard.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:10
#10
Golgomath's picture
Golgomath
This thread has made me laugh

This thread has made me laugh so much lol

Powered by Drupal, an open source content management system