After Sev "left", His thread has sadly bitten the dust of Obscurity.

Sev said I can make my own version of this, so I will make one.

First, Sev's original OP.

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Severage Like every forum, we occasionally get some, well...rather silly suggestions. So, over the course of time, I'm going to put in some of the silliest quotes here.

Please note that even if you know WHO said the quote, don't point it out. This isn't to name and shame those people, it's just to have a good laugh.

I'm going to put the original post of each thread so you know basically what their talking about, without ya know, putting a link to the thread; then I'll show you the silly quotes.

1 (OP): "my idea is remove the market . and put a standar ce price...many ppl will hate this. [...]"

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2 (OP): "I think that we should need to got 6 stars equipments and tier4 i think that it would be cool and like that the game will be upgraiding and it would be cool"

[Someone says it would be hard to balance]

2.05: "I know that there are balanced but like that the game will upgrading and i know that there will be so much hard work for that but its cool and UPGRADING ppl UPGRADING"

[Someone disagrees]

2.1: "dude tIER3 IS BECOMING WHEN YOURE 4z* NOT 5*"

[Another person disagrees]

2.2: "whatch out what youre talking [Player Name] you dont know what im supposed to do with you and i wont do that but i wont cuz i will let him play with hes pesimist of everything i will let him broke evry dream of everybody by his pesimist"

[Someone says he doesn't get the theme of the thread]

2.3: "huh why i should learn every kid to somthing go and read my first comment"

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3 (OP): "I was thinking with my friend [Player Name] and we decide to write here for a new wolver that can inflict shock and to be shock item i was thinking and i first Support to game masters but they told me to write here and i know that maybe they will no agree with me but i hope the other players will agree"

[Someone informs him of Voltails and people disagree with his later idea of making a Voltail set]

3.1: "POST ONLY AGREIING FROM NOW on" (Needless to say, the thread died soon after)

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4 (OP): "I have been sawing the Spiral Knights Wikipedia and i never had saw Shock sjiel with 5* or anything elese (without counting owlite shields) i realy want there to be Shock shield like called 2*Shock Shield 3*Lightning Shield 4*Volt Shield 5* Mercurial shield plssss post me to see youre answer" (Okay, I only put this in here for the English atrocity, this was one of the only comments he made on his own thread)

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5 (OP): "Spiral knights should create a new sword called a Shard Faust and they could make the sword Darkish Gray , then add spikes coming out from the sides and the speed on the sword very high ^_^ ..." "How to make: ... Sun shard 20 Raidiant Sun Shard 20 Gran Faust (Level 5+) And yeah thats my suggestion" (Emboldening added)

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6 (OP): "I'm probably not the only one that has asked this but the CE prices are rising again from 5-6k cr to 7-8k cr. and I'm again not the only on that has noticed this but I think the prices should lower again. That's all I have to say."

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7 (OP): "You guys know, energy is overpriced and crown value are extremely low(no offense ADMINS). We need to raise value of crowns and little discount on energy price... I'm a two-star knight and I almost HAD JELLY KING when my energy meter went off. I HAD LIKE 3k and NOT ENOUGH TO BUY ENERGY FROM TRADE! BOO-HOO!"

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8 (OP): "[...] I have a simple proposition. When you turn in non-bound gear (weapons and armors and accessories), of any star level, there should be a "are you sure you want to turn in this item?" confirmation. If the item is bound to the user, then it should have a follow up "you are sure, please make certain as this item is bound to your person). [...] Please, please, i implore you to put a double check on all items. And a double double check on bound items (which most 4 and 5* items will be)."

(Note: This suggestion was actually put into place later on)

[Someone replies with this image]

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9 (OP): "make ideas [To make Punch less random]!" (Yup, that's it.)

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10 (OP): "I love playing lockdown. Why does it take an hour to join a game? Please fix this! I stopped playing spiral knights just because of this."

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11 (OP): "Ok ive found that its really hard to make good crowns all you can do is fight on levels to get crowns. on some other mmorpg games you can often go fishing and sell the fish or go to the hunting grounds and sell animal hides. or craft items and sell them (maby it would be good if it didnt cost energy to craft) please take this into account beacouse a lot of people have stopped playing due to the lack of crowns."

[Someone disagrees with there being too few crowns in the game, for obvious reasons]

11.1: "what im saying as well is that i dont pay real money on this game THATS a proplem for this game [...]" (Derp)

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12 (OP): "This Idea is not for free use. Only with permission of myself, contact IGN: [OP's Name]. Purpose: To randomly raise or lower the chance of a weapon's chance rating. In essence on applying the [Title Name (Copyright 2012)], a weapon with Slight Chance of Strong Freeze will become Good Chance of Strong Freeze or Vice versa. [...]"

[People comment on his "Copyrighted" intellectual property being ridiculous]

12.1: "If OOO Doesn't like MY terms as Intellectual Property holder of this Idea, they have all the right to remove it. Because I stated the terms of its use I still own the idea."

[Thread becomes a meme-fest and gets derailed...utterly]

12.2: "Thanks for the free comment counts and bumps to the top all :) Please feel free to post more opinions :)"

[Meme-fest continues, and nobody remembers what the thread was about at this point]

12.3: "I'd like to send out a big thank you to all those who put in enormous amounts of time to post up the items they did.
However, I simply haven't time of my own to open the links or really read your posts as the only communication I
value at all is that from OOO itself. [...]" (Emboldening added)

[Someone actually responds to the OP and tells him why the idea won't work]

12.4: "[...] As for the second point of your discussion, three rings is the only authority whose response is valid as I have continued to point out. Moving onto the third point; My motives are my own[...]"

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13 (OP): "[...]Somewhere in Haven Gm's can install a CR generator. You can put ce or anything in there for the total. Then, the total will be multiplied by 5! It's a great way to stop beggars, and it can help you buy anything you want. [...]" (Does this require anything besides just a facepalm?)

PS: Someone +1'd this OP...which is really sad imo.

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14 (OP): "I am not sure why restricting the players play time is a good method for bringing money. I suggest you get rid of energy all together so that more players can actually play the game longer and have more chances and reason to buy something with money. Or shift energy so it doesn't affect the amount of game play but the amount of rewards. In any case, creating a system that only allows customers to enjoy the product for approx 2 hours is probably not the best way to earn loyal customers. More game time = more money." (Has no idea how economics work.)

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15 (OP): "I don't like this game's economy. 6k-8k for CE? This is ridiculous. The reason beggars exist is because they can't pay that much. Deep down, this economy needs a huge fix. I know that you all are possibly gonna vote down this idea, because you all are beggars on the inside. THIS IS THE ECONOMY RIGHT NOW: 6000 to 8000 crowns=100 CE. THIS IS WHAT I WANT THE ECONOMY TO BE: 1000 Crowns=100 CE."

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16 (OP): "i was just thinking their would be a rare chance that a monster would be possessed by a demon and look different than the original monster and drop the soul of the monster (as a material)[...]"

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17 (OP): "[...]The ranking does not work, players that has 5 stars equipments are playing Tier 2 with 3 stars equipments to win ranking. Tier 3 would receive 10 points, 2 tier 5 points, Tier 1 1 point. The GVG mode ... doenst work too ... Why the officers or guild masters cant challenge another guild? Is very annoying, we want to play against one and appear another guild. Why we cant challenge a player? The lockdown random is very very boring, we are not free to choice anything.[...]" (/facepalm)

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18 (OP): "how do spells in spiral knights sound to you? example: /firebolt, /freeze, /judgement, /paralize (or you can set spells to a unused key on the keyboard)" (head desk)

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19 (OP): "it would be really cool if weapons and amour evolved instead of just getting better.like when they get to level ten they evolve [List of examples of equipment "evolving"] it would relly help beacause people have to use up soo much energy and don t get to play. but of course you need materials to upgrade them just no cr and energy just evoling whith heat and materials." (Em. added)

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20 (OP): "[Stop eating toxic jellyfish] And start playing the game, Once you do that, you will understand how to make a legitimate suggestion to this forum. With out people "shooting you down" or becoming disgusted at the brain barf that keeps cluttering this (Used to be nice) place. Or, to use an analogy...

Stop injecting yourselves with grave soil, gnawing on High Tension power lines, and then proceeding to Peel your nerve systems out onto the floor, and then posting what words you can find in that mess here.

Or, Stop eating toxic Jellyfish and barfing what sense you had over your grandmother's prius....
Or, Stop leaning your ears all the way through with cacti and giant spoons, That "jello" you pulled out was supposed to be useful to you, so please shove it back in and THINK. Yeah, there is a reason I posted all this, and if you were offended, Please stop doing one of the above and go play the game."
(I didn't say all of these had to be utterly insensible quotes, did I?)

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21 (OP): "[...]I JUST BUY 165 ENERGY, WOULD LIKE TO BUY 20,000. Bank bill to be paid at any bank, lottery, or post office. The Spiral Knightz could please Billet offers the Easy, which is not necessary to register the customer and makes the purchase more (((quick and easy.)))

Please consider this GMS, ADM
ass: [His IGN] =)"
(In the words of Blue-Phaze: ""Ass" is the abreviation of "assinatura" which means "signature" in Portuguese (OP is from Brazil). He obviously didn't know what it means in English when he translated that via Google Translator...")

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22 (OP): "i’m kinda sick of going on a run in the clockworks and have no party members for the entire run.
(especially missions) is their someway we can stop that?" (-_(\

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23 (OP): "Hey ! I've been playing this game for awhile and i have only one problem with game play . that's LAGGING!!! . so heres a suggestion to reduce it

we need online game play for partying with other players (in to the clock works only) .So if OOO can make an option to go solo with out internet (ill explain later).there will be almost zero lagging when you are going solo!!.so heres the deal,
if we have the option of download almost all of the features in the clockworks when we are loading a level perhaps and also the option for going solo and offline at the same time we can have a much smooth and possibly a successful expedition .this may take longer to load or if it is possible to download levels as pacthnotes we can really get a very fun game play and if we want to reconnect or invite friends OOO can add the option of going online which solves many problems." (If you didn't understand that, he's asking to play without use of the internet...derp)

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24 (OP): "can we make the game more rpg-like?
like merchants in mid-way through depths to sell various items, and monsters actually have a good chance of dropping items, and what if we could like add skills and stuff. :l its just a sugestion. oh and a free-for-all arena where everyone and anyone can go in at and it should be public and there could be like a boundry point like if u enter the line u;re in the pvp zone, etc like that. that would be really cool ;o"

24.1 (Commenter): "Basil. Materials. Charge attacks. Lockdown. ALL granted, enjoy your game!"

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25 (OP): "i have been thinking of this idea for a while, Why doesnt the game have an accesorry item that is a scarf. i mean, imagine if u had a scarf with different type of colors and they could be modified right before u buy em. i would really like to have a scarf that contains dark red color at the begining of where it is wraped around my neck and at the floating end, it will have light red with spiral designs on it. that would be a realy cool accesory. One more thing i would like to add is that as we charge our weapons, the scarfs starts to dance wildly as if theres high wind and it starts to glow even more brightly. man that would be a really cool accesory." (Wow. So original.)

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26 (OP): "Can anyone come up with a new boss please spiral knights is getting boring now, i'm starting to just do LD. SK seriously needs a new boss. Can anyone come up with a new boss idea please!? Cuz seriously Sk needs one." ._. ...

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27 (OP): "Can someone please help me post a picture above my knight on the forums please anyone?" Yup..in the Suggestions forums...

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28 (OP): ""I propose we turn the east wing into a casino where people can use their crowns for game tokens that they can use on various casino games. But that's not all there is even a blast network arena, where people can bet their crowns/energy/tokens on the players competing!""

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29 (OP): "ould it be cool if we have another form of transportation, and could more faster in the game. Look to the sky my friends, because that's where our answer lies. With hopeful consideration the creators of the game will let use buy or win these new items i would like to call "Fliers / a flier". These fliers let you soar through the sky and float when close to ground, there will a button on screen and on the key board to press to turn on and off. [...]"

[OP Necro's his own post after Animated Wings come out]: "see i told you guys u may not be able to fly but this is a close second.
i really do hope my idea helped the creators of the game come up with this if not then dang yall can read my mind"

[People reply saying his idea was a pretty far cry from Dragon Wings/Valkyrie Wings]

(OP): "this thread was necessary look at what happened without this thread we wouldn't have the new moving wings [...] but thats ok I KNOW what i did and how i helped the creators and they've given me recognition [...] let this B the last and final comment on this link and then it WELL DIE please let it die so i never have to read hurtful words any more and for u jerks out there stay the way u r it encourages others to B better than u and keep fighting for dreams to prove u wrong"

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30 (OP): "[New stuff] I hope people will use this well and i would like to make it happen." (lol...)

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Will add on to this.

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