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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:26
Princeberton's picture
Princeberton

Are you stuck on a level? Don't know where to turn for help? Look no further! With an experienced player on your team, any mission is a snap! (except devilites).

That's right! I, Princeberton, will run a mission with you from start to finish, for only the price of the elevators, plus a small crown fee.
Tier One Missions: elevator + 100 cr
Tier Two Missions: elevator + 500 cr
Tier Three Missions: elevator +1000 cr
Tier Three Devilites: elevator + 1500 cr

Just post a response, or message me in game, and we can arrange a time to complete your mission!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:36
#1
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
I see what you did there

I see what you did there Princeberton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVahv_zwXw

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:55
#2
Princeberton's picture
Princeberton
Live long and prosper

Doesn't anyone want to take advantage of this fantastic offer?
Limited time only!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:52
#3
Alynn's picture
Alynn
LOL

lol, you are trying to get people to take you for a free ride AND get paid extra? and no devilites? what kind of pro are you

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:59
#4
Damienfoxy's picture
Damienfoxy
I'll do this all for

I'll do this all for free!

Your move

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:40
#5
Pokenuevo's picture
Pokenuevo
Go to Haven 1

Lots of people asking for help in levels. Did I mention they're all Tier 1 newcomers who want to fight Vanaduck?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:41
#6
Milkman's picture
Milkman
Hiring Van Guards!

Yes. I don't have a garage and so I have to park my milk van out the front. I don't live in the best of neighbourhoods so there are always delinquents and vandals about. Every few days some punk kids come and draw graffiti all over my van. And its not even good. One time I chased them off with a tennis racquet, but then I got locked out. I had to sleep in my milk van for the night. When I woke up the van had been vandalised. While I was still inside! The nerve of those kids! The devils! So I was perusing these forums and by God's divine intervention I happened to stumble upon this thread. I would like to hire you to guard my van. I am looking for someone who can fulfill this position for the next 23 years. We can discuss the fees later, but I am sure we will come to an agreement because you seem like a great guy.

Yours Sincerely,
Milkman

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:56
#7
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
Oh, Milkman!

Bravo, my good man! I mean, truly, that was a wonderful read. You made my day!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:11
#8
Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
Divine intervention indeed.

But you find his misfortune pleasing to read, Dragon Princess? I almost feel appalled.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:08
#9
Sypsy's picture
Sypsy
Can you finish the mission if

Can you finish the mission if I never stand on the elevator?

Can I shield bump the mobs away from you?

Can I hit the switches to utterly mess you up?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:32
#10
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
If FSC pays 11K per 5 levels,

If FSC pays 11K per 5 levels, then I'd have to give you 7*700+1000 cr to get you to carry me.

5.9K per 5 levels, given that I don't even have to play.... So I'd still be making cr off of it.

DEAL!

Add me in game, and next time I'm off doing something akin to writing the wall of china out of text, I'll hire you to carry me through FSC for 5 hours straight. Free money, right?

:D

Oh, and this better include you beating the boss.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:31
#11
Coatl's picture
Coatl
Everyone and their mother is

Everyone and their mother is a vanguard.. >_>
It doesn't even mean anything anymore.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:31
#12
Evilnut's picture
Evilnut
Questions from a fellow Vanguard... devil is in the details

- Do you guarantee the mission will be successfully completed?
- You will be responsible for your own revive cost in case of a party wipe?
- How many newbies do you take at a time? 3, 2 or 1? Do each of them pay the crown fee or not?
- When will the crown payment happen? If before the mission is completed, what if you run away? If afterwards, what if I don't pay?
- Do you always revive the newbies? If not, how many times?

I'm pretty sure there will be newbies that can ruin your plan... they will drain your HP, use up vials and pills, beat you to the vita pod, aggro all the enemies and die instantly, or you keep them on the ground and they revive themselves, run out of mist and leave the party.

Either due to personality, culture or age... some of them just never listen.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:37
#13
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
OOoh, Evilnut poses GREAT

OOoh, Evilnut poses GREAT quesions. Am I allowed to create 2 alts to go with us through FSC?

AND the best yet! What if I am able to kill you? I can easily bring everyone's favorite loadout- BAB+Stagger storm for some easy party KOs. Maybe even switch out BAB for a 2* pulsar or so, to mess you up. After all, if you are willing to pay me for killing you to make up for your "lack of skill" (or in this case, my great skill at killing team mates), you could totaly be my new King of Ashes.

Another thing- are you willing to donate heat in FSC? Well, thats not too rare to get friends to do. So...

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:14
#14
Nubskills's picture
Nubskills
Nyan nyan nyan nyan....

LOL +1 to Milkman
/agree Coatl :P
Fehzor, bring a hammer along, see if you can move him into spikes :D

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