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Punch is a master troll.

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:17
Arctifice's picture
Arctifice

So maybe having had too much money and a sudden desire of ASI on my Callahan, I decided to roll it. Maybe once or twice, couldn't hurt.

First roll. CTR low. Useless. Rerolled.

Second roll. http://steamcommunity.com/id/alanh/screenshot/578956687688760642?tab=public

Successive rolls became some iteration of Construct, Slime bonuses or CTR. One notable one was.....Slime Very high.

So after rage vendoring off my spark tokens for two rolls, it finally gave me....Undead low. Perfect, I can't wait to shoot zombies with it.

I hate you, Punch.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:20
#1
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
Well it's random my friend,

Well it's random my friend, what do you expect? A nice feature Three Rings could do would be the options to choose the UV you want on your weapon.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:29
#2
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Reminds me of my Virulent

Reminds me of my Virulent Catalyzer with UV Undead High. Oh yes, that's going to help a whole lot...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 21:49
#3
Davjo's picture
Davjo
So?

Why does Punch definately NOT troll me? i mean CTR high on my BTB and ele med on my Spiral Cullet (yes i rolled my 0* item) is quite nice...
The only time he trolled me was when I had a ele low on vog cub coat and got an ele mid when i wanted shadow...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 22:01
#4
Rommil's picture
Rommil
just wait davjo

thats how it works. I sell you the good smack for cheap at first. It seems like heaven and cost only pennies. Then as u become addicted to the intoxicating draw of UVs........TROLLOLOOLOLOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLinc95ovE&feature=fvst

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:59
#5
Griseolar's picture
Griseolar
He gave me undead med on my

He gave me undead med on my SS, and CTR low on another, so nope, he most definitely isn't that big a troll. Although, there was that one time where he gave me slime VH on my DBB...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:34
#6
Exerpa's picture
Exerpa
The flip side is when you

The flip side is when you finally hit it big enough to justify all the expense that lead up to each major strike. With my earnings from the 2 day elevator pass experiment, the 3 big wins I walked away with were construct VH combuster, asi H snarble barb and asi VH DA.
I had beast VH on the combuster at one stage, so now I know both kinds of "that feel when.."

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:54
#7
Enclavean's picture
Enclavean
I actually rolled on Callahan

I actually rolled on Callahan myself a couple of days ago.

http://i.imgur.com/Mny3v.png

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:06
#8
Lukehandkooler's picture
Lukehandkooler
I sell you the good smack for

I sell you the good smack for cheap at first. It seems like heaven and cost only pennies.

He's got the works, gives you a sweet taste
Ah then you gotta split because you got no time to waste
I'm waiting for my man!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:46
#9
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

heh, i got gremlin low, then gremlin med, then gremlin low, then gremlin high, i think punch is racist? how 'bout you?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:08
#10
Canozo's picture
Canozo
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I know how you feel bro.
http://i.imgur.com/kG6Jr.png

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:42
#11
Byas's picture
Byas
heh, i got gremlin low, then

heh, i got gremlin low, then gremlin med, then gremlin low, then gremlin high, i think punch is racist? how 'bout you?
He doesn't like me, I got 5 lows in a row and never did it again.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 12:43
#12
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
...

On my FF: Slime low, Construct low, Slime low, Construct med, CTR low, Slime low.

o3o

I rolled yesterday and got asi low.

Yey. :-l

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