Punch is a master troll.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:17
So maybe having had too much money and a sudden desire of ASI on my Callahan, I decided to roll it. Maybe once or twice, couldn't hurt.
First roll. CTR low. Useless. Rerolled.
Second roll. http://steamcommunity.com/id/alanh/screenshot/578956687688760642?tab=public
Successive rolls became some iteration of Construct, Slime bonuses or CTR. One notable one was.....Slime Very high.
So after rage vendoring off my spark tokens for two rolls, it finally gave me....Undead low. Perfect, I can't wait to shoot zombies with it.
I hate you, Punch.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:29
#2
Reminds me of my Virulent
Reminds me of my Virulent Catalyzer with UV Undead High. Oh yes, that's going to help a whole lot...
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 21:49
#3
So?
Why does Punch definately NOT troll me? i mean CTR high on my BTB and ele med on my Spiral Cullet (yes i rolled my 0* item) is quite nice...
The only time he trolled me was when I had a ele low on vog cub coat and got an ele mid when i wanted shadow...
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 22:01
#4
just wait davjo
thats how it works. I sell you the good smack for cheap at first. It seems like heaven and cost only pennies. Then as u become addicted to the intoxicating draw of UVs........TROLLOLOOLOLOLOL
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:59
#5
He gave me undead med on my
He gave me undead med on my SS, and CTR low on another, so nope, he most definitely isn't that big a troll. Although, there was that one time where he gave me slime VH on my DBB...
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:34
#6
The flip side is when you
The flip side is when you finally hit it big enough to justify all the expense that lead up to each major strike. With my earnings from the 2 day elevator pass experiment, the 3 big wins I walked away with were construct VH combuster, asi H snarble barb and asi VH DA.
I had beast VH on the combuster at one stage, so now I know both kinds of "that feel when.."
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:54
#7
I actually rolled on Callahan
I actually rolled on Callahan myself a couple of days ago.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:06
#8
I sell you the good smack for
I sell you the good smack for cheap at first. It seems like heaven and cost only pennies.
He's got the works, gives you a sweet taste
Ah then you gotta split because you got no time to waste
I'm waiting for my man!
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:46
#9
FALCON PUNCH!
heh, i got gremlin low, then gremlin med, then gremlin low, then gremlin high, i think punch is racist? how 'bout you?
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:08
#10
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I know how you feel bro.
http://i.imgur.com/kG6Jr.png
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:42
#11
heh, i got gremlin low, then
heh, i got gremlin low, then gremlin med, then gremlin low, then gremlin high, i think punch is racist? how 'bout you?
He doesn't like me, I got 5 lows in a row and never did it again.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 12:43
#12
...
On my FF: Slime low, Construct low, Slime low, Construct med, CTR low, Slime low.
o3o
I rolled yesterday and got asi low.
Yey. :-l
Well it's random my friend, what do you expect? A nice feature Three Rings could do would be the options to choose the UV you want on your weapon.