Because sometimes the hearts of your enemies need a little seasoning.
The Ten Condiments of Spiral Knights
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 22:50
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 23:11
#2
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Soy Sauce goes great with a bit of smoked Dusker. Vog ain't good to eat, unless you like your burgers REALLY well done. Skolver is a bit tough and chewy, but you can still tenderize them with a bit of muscle and a few good swings of something heavy (like a Hammer). I love to dabble a bit of Sweet and Sour sauce on my Wolver though. Ash Tail is a bit bitter for my taste, but goes well with a fine sprinkling of salt and a few dabs of barbeque sauce. Now Snarby? Good luck finding those... but DAAAAM that meat is juicy!
*This has been another episode of Possibly-Humane-Cooking with Traevelliath*
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 00:42
#3
someone was gonna eventually
someone was gonna eventually mention snipes, so ill do it first. ROAST SNIPES
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 03:17
#4
*hides his tortadrone meat
*hides his tortadrone meat farm*
Nothing to see here... Go that way, and never look back...
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 03:55
#5
*Hugs The-Rawrcake*
I...this thread is great.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:12
#6
Who wants a hot wolver with
Who wants a hot wolver with mustard?
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:10
#7
No thanks.
I prefer a Medium-Rare Ashtail Rump-steak with Blaze Pepper sauce, for a little kick!
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:20
#8
A Jelly Salad with some
A Jelly Salad with some Forbidden Fruit sauce, can't go wrong... although you have to eat it quickly or else the darkness will dissolve the Jellies. Personally, I prefer Pit-Roasted Kleptolisks with a sauce Bechamel came up with, or fried Greaver wings with Rock Salt and a hit of Tabasco.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:20
#9
Tears are the best sauce.
Tears are the best sauce.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:22
#10
I like the cupcake hat.
I like the cupcake hat. Delicious.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:23
#11
Eurydice, I hope you mean the
Eurydice, I hope you mean the tears of your enemies... *dons Seven-League Boots in preparation of running away*
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:02
#12
Who needs Seven-League-Boots anyway?
Personally, I like a medium-rare Snarby surloin, with just a little rock salt. Call me old-fashioned.
@Travelliath What do you mean, hard to find? The GW is easy to find. However, don't try the Rabid snarby's meat. I got food poisoning off it...
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:09
#13
What's there left to cry about? Stubbed toes?
If tears are the best sauce, why did you nerf Menders to hell?
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:19
#14
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Evil Eurydice is Evil.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:51
#15
Hm...
Blaze Peppers pack quite a punch if you can stand them, but a round of Pepperbox bolts will also do in a pinch. Rock Salt goes well with most things, a couple Gel Drops goes great with the dryer dishes, and Warp Dust dip spread on practically anything does wonders. There's also a rumor out there of a particularly deliciously intricate mix of jelly Cores though Biscotti's had a crew trying to figure it out since the last Dark Harvest.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:07
#16
An Unstable Core, Blast
An Unstable Core, Blast Powder, Volt Oil, Nightshade, a Phial of Phear, and whatever's inside a Waste Module.
I wouldn't eat it, but mixed together, these materials make a great snack to give to Menders while you're fighting them. Heh heh heh...
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:21
#17
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:15
#18
OH NO U DON'T PD
You done drew me into waisting two hours of my life looking at that site last night.
(SOCIALLY AWKWARD--AND SOCIALLY AWESOME AWKWARD--PENGUINS ARE THE BEST !!!!!!)
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:01
#19
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:20
#20
Tagtag!
I must say, Zombie ribs are to DIE for!
(heh heh)
But if you're looking for anything to put on it, try flame souls, and bushy tails.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:32
#21
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Warp Dust
Blaze Pepper
Rock Salt
uh that's it I guess
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:23
#22
> If tears are the best
> If tears are the best sauce, why did you nerf Menders to hell?
*I* didn't. :) I don't code the game.
But menders, schmenders. There are better ways to harvest tears.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:27
#23
^^^
You have to rip things just right.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:30
#24
WTB "FALCON PUNCH!'s"
Eury's hair, Boswick's Bush, and Nick's pipe go real good together....when your desperate....
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:23
#25
ICE CREAM!
My favorite treat is to combine a perfect snowball with any flavor you want. If you want (my favorite) toxigel flavour, add 3 ecto drops and one plague essence into the snowball. Another (spicy) flavour would be 20 flame souls, 5 blaze peppers into the mix. Of course, you have to eat the spicy flavour fast, or it will melt! Once, as an excellent treat, I combined a zee core with a perfect snowball as a flavour. Knocks them out! Use an upside down party hat as a reusable cone!
P.S. I know I spelt Flavor wrong.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 03:22
#26
Drinks anyone?
As a refreshing beverage on a hot day, I like a chilled Lichentini, shaken not stirred (of course), with a nightshade wedge.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 04:33
#27
I'm da Flying Cake of Doom that eats YOU. ;)
I like deep frosted devilites for breakfast.
A few bronze bolts from dismantled Twins for lunch.
And for supper I like to find a nice restaurant in the Concrete Jungle. They serve the cutest zombie dishes (with green jelly sauce!), and the staff is jumping to serve you.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 07:37
#28
I see what u did the doctor space bomb (spine cone for those who
didn't knew)
anyhow.... what about gremlin bombs? its looks like a cookie btw its has this zingy blast powder flavour =D
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 08:27
#29
Oh those Jelly Gems! I can't
Oh those Jelly Gems! I can't help myself when I see a bowl of them sitting out. Have you ever tried eating 5 at once?
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 09:22
#30
Lumbers.
Lumbers are a great source of fiber.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 11:44
#31
Eurydice confirmed for n00b
But menders, schmenders.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:44
#32
Wolvers? I prefer mine raw..
Wolvers? I prefer mine raw..
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:59
#33
What's my favorate I'd have to say swordsmen
Swordsmen are great with skolver chili
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 19:02
#34
Ah I forgot
Hmm tender medium rare devilites are good with some chroma sauce yummmmmm
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 19:15
#35
My skolver chili recipie
10 Ground skolver meat
11-12 blaze peppers
5 red shards
15 ectodrops
2 cans of gloaming tomatoes
Almarian cumin(as much as you want)
3 tbls of rock salt
cook for 45 minutes stirring occasionally serve and enjoy!
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 21:59
#36
Man you must really like this
Man you must really like this thread, you posted in it 3 times in a row.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 05:21
#37
made this recipe all by myself
Vog chili recipie
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10 Ground vog meat
11-12 blaze peppers
5 red shards
15 ectodrops
2 cans of gloaming tomatoes
Almarian cumin(as much as you want)
3 tbls of rock salt
cook for 45 minutes stirring occasionally serve and enjoy!
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 05:22
#38
beep boop
Dubble posht
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 08:16
#39
The Best Cake Ever
I find that the best source of protein comes from robots. Metal, metal, can't get enough metal.
Sun Silver Cakes with Everfrost-ing, topped with Crushed Enamorocks and Maiden's Tears are delicious. If you want to get crazy and add a little kick, go heavy on the Corrosive Acid. :)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 22:14
#40
The ashes vanaduke turns into
The ashes vanaduke turns into goes great as seasoning for a chromalisk or a gremlin.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:19
#41
As a rare treat..
If your going to spoil yourself with the many dishes of cradle just listen to my recommendation......
Soul jellies are hard to find....but......a little salt can make them taste D-d-d-d-d-ivine........
P.S: 10 Winkles if you get the reference!
of course you did