The Ten Condiments of Spiral Knights

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Shoebox's picture
Shoebox

Because sometimes the hearts of your enemies need a little seasoning.

The-Rawrcake's picture
The-Rawrcake
of course you did

of course you did

Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath
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Soy Sauce goes great with a bit of smoked Dusker. Vog ain't good to eat, unless you like your burgers REALLY well done. Skolver is a bit tough and chewy, but you can still tenderize them with a bit of muscle and a few good swings of something heavy (like a Hammer). I love to dabble a bit of Sweet and Sour sauce on my Wolver though. Ash Tail is a bit bitter for my taste, but goes well with a fine sprinkling of salt and a few dabs of barbeque sauce. Now Snarby? Good luck finding those... but DAAAAM that meat is juicy!

*This has been another episode of Possibly-Humane-Cooking with Traevelliath*

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Kraanx
someone was gonna eventually

someone was gonna eventually mention snipes, so ill do it first. ROAST SNIPES

Damienfoxy's picture
Damienfoxy
*hides his tortadrone meat

*hides his tortadrone meat farm*

Nothing to see here... Go that way, and never look back...

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
*Hugs The-Rawrcake*

I...this thread is great.

Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Who wants a hot wolver with

Who wants a hot wolver with mustard?

Electon's picture
Electon
No thanks.

I prefer a Medium-Rare Ashtail Rump-steak with Blaze Pepper sauce, for a little kick!

Aylnine's picture
Aylnine
A Jelly Salad with some

A Jelly Salad with some Forbidden Fruit sauce, can't go wrong... although you have to eat it quickly or else the darkness will dissolve the Jellies. Personally, I prefer Pit-Roasted Kleptolisks with a sauce Bechamel came up with, or fried Greaver wings with Rock Salt and a hit of Tabasco.

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Eurydice
Community Manager
Tears are the best sauce.

Tears are the best sauce.

Sheldontoaster's picture
Sheldontoaster
I like the cupcake hat.

I like the cupcake hat. Delicious.

Aylnine's picture
Aylnine
Eurydice, I hope you mean the

Eurydice, I hope you mean the tears of your enemies... *dons Seven-League Boots in preparation of running away*

Raisinfist's picture
Raisinfist
Who needs Seven-League-Boots anyway?

Personally, I like a medium-rare Snarby surloin, with just a little rock salt. Call me old-fashioned.
@Travelliath What do you mean, hard to find? The GW is easy to find. However, don't try the Rabid snarby's meat. I got food poisoning off it...

Shoebox's picture
Shoebox
What's there left to cry about? Stubbed toes?

If tears are the best sauce, why did you nerf Menders to hell?

Canozo's picture
Canozo
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Evil Eurydice is Evil.

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
Hm...

Blaze Peppers pack quite a punch if you can stand them, but a round of Pepperbox bolts will also do in a pinch. Rock Salt goes well with most things, a couple Gel Drops goes great with the dryer dishes, and Warp Dust dip spread on practically anything does wonders. There's also a rumor out there of a particularly deliciously intricate mix of jelly Cores though Biscotti's had a crew trying to figure it out since the last Dark Harvest.

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Doctorspacebar
An Unstable Core, Blast

An Unstable Core, Blast Powder, Volt Oil, Nightshade, a Phial of Phear, and whatever's inside a Waste Module.

I wouldn't eat it, but mixed together, these materials make a great snack to give to Menders while you're fighting them. Heh heh heh...

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Psychodestroyer
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Rommil's picture
Rommil
OH NO U DON'T PD

You done drew me into waisting two hours of my life looking at that site last night.

(SOCIALLY AWKWARD--AND SOCIALLY AWESOME AWKWARD--PENGUINS ARE THE BEST !!!!!!)

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Psychodestroyer
HEY ROM!
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Tagtag!

I must say, Zombie ribs are to DIE for!

(heh heh)

But if you're looking for anything to put on it, try flame souls, and bushy tails.

Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Warp Dust
Blaze Pepper
Rock Salt

uh that's it I guess

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
> If tears are the best

> If tears are the best sauce, why did you nerf Menders to hell?

*I* didn't. :) I don't code the game.

But menders, schmenders. There are better ways to harvest tears.

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The-Avvesome-Hero
^^^

You have to rip things just right.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
WTB "FALCON PUNCH!'s"

Eury's hair, Boswick's Bush, and Nick's pipe go real good together....when your desperate....

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Venomousbiohazard
ICE CREAM!

My favorite treat is to combine a perfect snowball with any flavor you want. If you want (my favorite) toxigel flavour, add 3 ecto drops and one plague essence into the snowball. Another (spicy) flavour would be 20 flame souls, 5 blaze peppers into the mix. Of course, you have to eat the spicy flavour fast, or it will melt! Once, as an excellent treat, I combined a zee core with a perfect snowball as a flavour. Knocks them out! Use an upside down party hat as a reusable cone!

P.S. I know I spelt Flavor wrong.

Electon's picture
Electon
Drinks anyone?

As a refreshing beverage on a hot day, I like a chilled Lichentini, shaken not stirred (of course), with a nightshade wedge.

Mickmane's picture
Mickmane
I'm da Flying Cake of Doom that eats YOU. ;)

I like deep frosted devilites for breakfast.

A few bronze bolts from dismantled Twins for lunch.

And for supper I like to find a nice restaurant in the Concrete Jungle. They serve the cutest zombie dishes (with green jelly sauce!), and the staff is jumping to serve you.

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Gunnerific
I see what u did the doctor space bomb (spine cone for those who

didn't knew)
anyhow.... what about gremlin bombs? its looks like a cookie btw its has this zingy blast powder flavour =D

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Trydeth
Oh those Jelly Gems! I can't

Oh those Jelly Gems! I can't help myself when I see a bowl of them sitting out. Have you ever tried eating 5 at once?

Biligum's picture
Biligum
Lumbers.

Lumbers are a great source of fiber.

Shoebox's picture
Shoebox
Eurydice confirmed for n00b

But menders, schmenders.

That's blasphemy and you know it.

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Wolvers? I prefer mine raw..

Wolvers? I prefer mine raw..

Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
What's my favorate I'd have to say swordsmen

Swordsmen are great with skolver chili

Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
Ah I forgot

Hmm tender medium rare devilites are good with some chroma sauce yummmmmm

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Porcrhind
My skolver chili recipie

10 Ground skolver meat
11-12 blaze peppers
5 red shards
15 ectodrops
2 cans of gloaming tomatoes
Almarian cumin(as much as you want)
3 tbls of rock salt
cook for 45 minutes stirring occasionally serve and enjoy!

Shoebox's picture
Shoebox
Man you must really like this

Man you must really like this thread, you posted in it 3 times in a row.

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
made this recipe all by myself

Vog chili recipie
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10 Ground vog meat
11-12 blaze peppers
5 red shards
15 ectodrops
2 cans of gloaming tomatoes
Almarian cumin(as much as you want)
3 tbls of rock salt
cook for 45 minutes stirring occasionally serve and enjoy!

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
beep boop

Dubble posht

Coneykrab's picture
Coneykrab
The Best Cake Ever

I find that the best source of protein comes from robots. Metal, metal, can't get enough metal.

Sun Silver Cakes with Everfrost-ing, topped with Crushed Enamorocks and Maiden's Tears are delicious. If you want to get crazy and add a little kick, go heavy on the Corrosive Acid. :)

Blitzman's picture
Blitzman
The ashes vanaduke turns into

The ashes vanaduke turns into goes great as seasoning for a chromalisk or a gremlin.

Electon's picture
Electon
As a rare treat..

If your going to spoil yourself with the many dishes of cradle just listen to my recommendation......
Soul jellies are hard to find....but......a little salt can make them taste D-d-d-d-d-ivine........
P.S: 10 Winkles if you get the reference!