Best ways to troll?

I'm bored sometimes after doing FSC/t3 runs a couple of times in a day. Sometimes I like to kick back by the AH and just troll the hell out of people. So what are your best ways to troll? I like to just shout "WTS Darkfang Shield!!!!!!!!!!" Sometimes I actually get totally legit offers, lol. Anyway, post some fun trolls.
Keep in mind, this is solely for fun. I only do this because every once in a while I will actually enter a negotiation process that just leaves me laughing so hard the other person thinks im AFK.

Get XT mod
Walk up to XS people
Rub your pelvic area in their face

Once I walked into the garden in the middle of an energy protest and offered to sell 100 CE for 10000 crowns. They didnt seem amused.

The best way to troll is to invite your friends to play the game, then be helpful and make them feel like a welcome part of a game with a good community.
I'm only half being sarcastic here; I suspect that people who know you would be terrified if you acted so out of character. They'd probably cringe and look for the catch every time you gave them a blue shard. You could string them along for years if you do it right, so better get started.

haha, that actually is genius Pauling, but most of my friends don't play MMOs or video games.
@Sir-Didymus: classic, but who hasn't. Can't say I don't like it though.
@Tersakaff: never thought of that...... probably not really worth 50k.... might do it

Dude if you find an XT mod for only 50k, I think that's pretty worth it. :P

IDIOTZ trolling is an art that cannot be taught!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have come up with the troll test. This is what determines if you are a trolly troll level: max! >:D
Go on a run, I don't care which one, and see how many lumbers you can smack into other teammates. You have to get at least 10 to be a master troll (I got 11 on a RJP depth :D). It has to be on a single depth too. May the trolliness be with you.
/trolls
~meis

Surround people, follow them, and say "OwO" continuously. Don't let up. It will turn you into a troll sensei. Don't tell them why, just keep doing it. You've received the correct results if they become frustrated, aggravated, or start off angry but then try to ignore you.

What Shoebox said: standing on top of overly accessorized players while wearing:
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559816336069829455/D12B94D894BCE9924BD...

have 10 alts, go up to someone and repeatedly spam them trade requests, this is called "Fun/Trolling", you can also sit around in a circle around someone, this is called trolling...or as Njthug would refer to it "Aussie basket ball"

Wear high end gear, wait for a beggar to invite you trade, and speak to them in a foreign language, praying that they don't also speak it.
If possible, also put forward a lot of crowns/energy/etc to keep them in the convo.

Have you read the 'Sync glitch' thread? Claim that this is ocurring, while offering to sell, eg, a FoV for 1 crown, while wearing full 5* (SL gear if you have it).
1 crown profit! Nobody will report you for that, as it's, well, only one crown.

Join Eos we troll everyone our way of trolling well can't be beat I swear
Just sit on top of people in Haven.
Guaranteed trolls.