Stepping away for a sec...

Stepping away from the recent high tension for a second, let's have a little fun.
CHALLENGE!
Come up with a would you rather involving materials. You must answer the one of the poster before you, state why you chose that answer, then come up with your own and leave it to the next poster.
Here's mine: Would you rather drink from a phial of fear, or eat an unstable core?
PLEASE note that this is a fun-having thread, not a place for arguing or personal insults.
P.S. answer as if the action was going to involve you, not your knight.

Would you rather go back to reddit, or go back to reddit?

Fail troll is fail. MOVING ON!

I hate everyone! CE Prices are like sooooooooooooo HIGH! This game is officially bad because I have only been playing it for like 2 days, guys!

I love Reddit.
Anyways, Unstable Core, because I have a Stomach made of Steel.

Ehem. Ignoring the last two posts (YOUR BACK SHOEBOX! XD), I would walk three miles in shoes with Volt Oil. Really, that's not as bad as sleeping with that stuff. I would start hallucinating about a certain medical devise that I can hardly sleep in.
Would you rather sit on a Silver Coil with a magnet on your head, or stuff your mouth full of Nightshade? XD
P.S. this should be in treasure vault.
EDIT: NINJA'd! DX Oh well. I am going to ignore it cause we didn't have another question.

The reason reddit exists is because not a single other place on the internet tolerates the level of crap you people spew out.
Go back there.

This does not belong in Treasure Vault. It is not art / a fanfic.
There is a forum specifically made for threads like these. It is called Gremlin Chatter.
This is all I will be contributing to this thread, of course.
Phial of Phear, by phar. It wouldn't kill me... just make me scared.
Would you rather sleep in a bed of Sharp Fangs and Bronze Bolts, or walk three miles in shoes filled with Volt Oil?